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Posted: 6/2/2003 6:25:52 PM EDT
Ok, so here I am eating Sam's Choice COLLOSSAL Pistachios.One after the other they are eaten like the tasty little treats they are...tink..tink..tink..then that little voice says,"Oh, don't bite down on that one!" [puke] [img]www.finalfront.com/hosting/users/geepgeep/onenastynut.JPG[/img]
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 6:28:33 PM EDT
mmmmmmmmm spicy
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 6:39:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 7:08:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/2/2003 7:10:16 PM EDT by bobbyjack]
Thats there fig-filled number,don't tell anyone as they will want one too! Bob [:D]
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 7:14:17 PM EDT
I think I'd send that one back to them.
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 7:36:03 PM EDT
Eat it.
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 7:39:09 PM EDT
If you eat it, have poison control on speedial. Do it for the children!
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 7:49:36 PM EDT
Uhh, what is it?
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 7:52:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By rigidrotor_rt: Ok, so here I am eating Sam's Choice COLLOSSAL Pistachios.One after the other they are eaten like the tasty little treats they are...tink..tink..tink..then that little voice says,"Oh, don't bite down on that one!" [puke] [url]www.finalfront.com/hosting/users/geepgeep/onenastynut.JPG[/url]
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It's hard to be sure but I believe that's a ROACH. Gross.
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 8:27:08 PM EDT
Upon closer examination I'd say it is a worm/grub of sorts. It hollowed out a little path and stayed for the night. It's dead. I poked it a couple times with not response. Makes you wonder when you bite into a pistachio and it just doesn't "taste right." This probably explains the burnt/spicy/western twang burst o' flavor you get about one in every 100 nuts. HA! Kind of like the prize in a box of Cracker Jack...just a little better. P.S. THESE NUTS ARE FROM CALIFORNIA! AGH!
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 8:48:25 PM EDT
get ahold of the brand that its from...you might get free nuts!!!
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 8:59:31 PM EDT
Get a lawyer hehehe...in this day and age, that's gotta be worth $100k easy. Don't worry, my finder's fee is only 10% [:D]
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 11:22:42 PM EDT
Eat both.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 1:29:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By rigidrotor_rt: P.S. THESE NUTS ARE FROM CALIFORNIA! AGH!
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Impossible. We're a bunch of otter-scrubbin', tree-huggin', hemp-wearin' vegans out here. No way we'd market protein enhanced nuts. I'd better ya a nickel he's all dried up, salted and roasted. I don't imagine the infestation occured after the roasting process.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 1:54:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/3/2003 1:56:17 AM EDT by Sawgunner101]
P.S. THESE NUTS ARE FROM CALIFORNIA! AGH! -------------------------------- It's probably a socialist worm. kill it before it grows into a democrat, or worse yet, a democratic politician.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 1:55:59 AM EDT
Just eat it you sissy. [;D]
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 2:47:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By osprey21: Just eat it you sissy. [;D]
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I bet he won't do it. [rolleyes] [;D]
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 3:12:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By osprey21: Just eat it you sissy. [;D]
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You don't have a hair on your ass if you don't eat it...
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 3:14:23 AM EDT
Do you watch the TV show called "Fear Factor"? Well, just eat it and show us you have no fear. [8D]
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 4:33:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By rigidrotor_rt: Makes you wonder when you bite into a pistachio and it just doesn't "taste right." This probably explains the burnt/spicy/western twang burst o' flavor you get about one in every 100 nuts. HA!
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[shock] Ew.
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