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Posted: 5/23/2003 10:17:04 AM EDT
The fish are in the water and the geese are flying north.
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The chair is upside down on the bar. The chocolate bar is in the milk.
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The chickens are in the coop.
The deep fat fryer is heating up. The hatchet is sharp. The butter and hot sauce are on the table. |
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The fish are in the water,
The fish are in the sea, The fish are in the sushi bar, And the fish are inside of me! |
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You guys are weird, and I fear there is no hope.
[;)] Edit: After reading it posted, somehow mine just doesn't have the same ring to it that some of yours do. [:D] |
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Quoted: The one-legged woman has fallen asleep. View Quote What was her name? Leana |
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It has escalated now....
The ferret is biting a nutsack, the gerbils are getting backrubs..... |
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Quoted: Quoted: The one-legged woman has fallen asleep. View Quote What was her name? Leana View Quote Eileen. And the mouse has been barking in the forest. |
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The cat is licking my salami...
I repeat, The cat is licking my salami. Sgtar15...out! |
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It just occurred to me [>:/] that somewhere out there, there's an Al Qaida terrorist [xx(] who's reading this thread as his commander has instructed, looking for relevant secret messages, and now he's completely confused and has NO idea what to do next. [:\]
Keep up the good work, guys! We're fighting terrorism! The monkey has been spanked until it is raw and bleeding. CJ |
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Buckwheat, the clubhouse is open. I repeat, the clubhouse IS open.
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The chair in the john against the wall is growing a long mustache.
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: The one-legged woman has fallen asleep. View Quote What was her name? Leana View Quote Eileen. View Quote Nope. Irene. She was Japanese. |
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this is the year 2003 guys
come to the future: -----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- Version: PGPfreeware 6.5.8 for non-commercial use mQGiBD7Or8cRBADg/c8PUYaYBkUfaKbKC9t+I1cG9x4g4V6REzeUhYWdBuw0BXSE UIBgnhWvdTStP++VhE+FxTZP4WkHB07INWJ0JsQp+ip7EOrCFVTuQzFGZtrl5Msw KdC5pdgEx2YKWfuvQJg/HqgFVSrzMOS2cZ6jX3AvuYmp3h0UIElmepLXXQCg/yhr iodDoePu1RgLBW4+uGeK3Q0D/0QQEKfJp7ULdMVjbSovTXT0doyBJeD2hv8vD2g+ pCBY+5xw/YjjIZNrnXvlcR5FcHvEKbK+8GW2ny0jVC3DKHcpG5rodtVgykXUqmYB /wGkkUkhmMAh0a1Y16frI7oYNOeuXclDeoYzSPdyWjQoWH/lCTxm6n+bhmm9fyxm lYF7A/9FibCSGkBhq3cShZUt6rALYYl/eAjfkDdzI2SCaKoDySQRjkDoypPlNvlN oFRMwWkfI7OOChvCp3h6TSz0Us4zDVZXfUURSQnfG9TSaC28Vh9tkvxpG6jjT1nS eNYjDof5GnEk/QzxB5Gg2hI4ingIrBhIpGi6GGI09l8h2z5qeLQeUkVEX0JFQVJE IDxSRURfQkVBUkRAQVIxNS5DT00+iQBOBBARAgAOBQI+zq/HBAsDAgECGQEACgkQ e8K4IJm9ZkUW/ACfbOtsVfb/Qmm6uQ2AxCorZFMT5TQAn2IzMa1hk1QI4O6kXfW4 HTHjQONNuQMNBD7Or8cQDADMHXdXJDhK4sTw6I4TZ5dOkhNh9tvrJQ4X/faY98h8 ebByHTh1+/bBc8SDESYrQ2DD4+jWCv2hKCYLrqmus2UPogBTAaB81qujEh76DyrO H3SET8rzF/OkQOnX0ne2Qi0CNsEmy2henXyYCQqNfi3t5F159dSST5sYjvwqp0t8 MvZCV7cIfwgXcqK61qlC8wXo+VMROU+28W65Szgg2gGnVqMU6Y9AVfPQB8bLQ6mU rfdMZIZJ+AyDvWXpF9Sh01D49Vlf3HZSTz09jdvOmeFXklnN/biudE/F/Ha8g8VH MGHOfMlm/xX5u/2RXscBqtNbno2gpXI61Brwv0YAWCvl9Ij9WE5J280gtJ3kkQc2 azNsOA1FHQ98iLMcfFstjvbzySPAQ/ClWxiNjrtVjLhdONM0/XwXV0OjHRhs3jMh LLUq/zzhsSlAGBGNfISnCnLWhsQDGcgHKXrKlQzZlp+r0ApQmwJG0wg9ZqRdQZ+c fL2JSyIZJrqrol7DVelMMm8AAgIMAKofj9fet3nW33SpuSOXQgvn0FNCfcWnySX7 Y2krXGV3QgGxJQU//g3XQmfGvMMzS6E8ZuZQe/1Qb8ZUSIENfRR248JMcZua82Rh /lWef2ayf1fvz8xTLP74dLyTTBTo4sPLvteN6t2AG6wdkb5H6uhPRhW2xndENRL/ VN8ZqdFmOprzRdky7QZnl/1BBIVpCk3BpojjCBRJ64hQ/Wec/uj9H+9l3EAVtzy9 s5HN2jrWbx3sePzAwzveX57lixnoD0i2K857zwxTKiGXgyFx/oJb4i09rxf16EYA ++6dOWnhTQ7JSQ5MRlGDrvQDgN8y8HP8manoBW8/oBMabq5G4gjnBOTnfZEHQICZ LKUoC4F5wton9PfMV4S2XXYOLWiU4AlXe0wqOXaF4Rizb/Cg5w9aWN1bonJDJSY/ F4SB0AalEKNM3MyWl67hQYVA+WIM5JyTxcOUMmSos+YOLrWCmjlmTo+f+LOVVhXP 3/Gd0RUkzUgIYgxvWOejbaf2VlY9DIkARgQYEQIABgUCPs6vxwAKCRB7wrggmb1m RdD0AJ4rTh1xiG7AljBSvG3u1BvAv1nYiwCggHQ9yR4N2I3TC+kiStaj3R+MoKg= =CpmN -----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- |
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Quoted: this is the year 2003 guys come to the future: -----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- Version: PGPfreeware 6.5.8 for non-commercial use mQGiBD7Or8cRBADg/c8PUYaYBkUfaKbKC9t+I1cG9x4g4V6REzeUhYWdBuw0BXSE UIBgnhWvdTStP++VhE+FxTZP4WkHB07INWJ0JsQp+ip7EOrCFVTuQzFGZtrl5Msw KdC5pdgEx2YKWfuvQJg/HqgFVSrzMOS2cZ6jX3AvuYmp3h0UIElmepLXXQCg/yhr iodDoePu1RgLBW4+uGeK3Q0D/0QQEKfJp7ULdMVjbSovTXT0doyBJeD2hv8vD2g+ pCBY+5xw/YjjIZNrnXvlcR5FcHvEKbK+8GW2ny0jVC3DKHcpG5rodtVgykXUqmYB /wGkkUkhmMAh0a1Y16frI7oYNOeuXclDeoYzSPdyWjQoWH/lCTxm6n+bhmm9fyxm lYF7A/9FibCSGkBhq3cShZUt6rALYYl/eAjfkDdzI2SCaKoDySQRjkDoypPlNvlN oFRMwWkfI7OOChvCp3h6TSz0Us4zDVZXfUURSQnfG9TSaC28Vh9tkvxpG6jjT1nS eNYjDof5GnEk/QzxB5Gg2hI4ingIrBhIpGi6GGI09l8h2z5qeLQeUkVEX0JFQVJE IDxSRURfQkVBUkRAQVIxNS5DT00+iQBOBBARAgAOBQI+zq/HBAsDAgECGQEACgkQ e8K4IJm9ZkUW/ACfbOtsVfb/Qmm6uQ2AxCorZFMT5TQAn2IzMa1hk1QI4O6kXfW4 HTHjQONNuQMNBD7Or8cQDADMHXdXJDhK4sTw6I4TZ5dOkhNh9tvrJQ4X/faY98h8 ebByHTh1+/bBc8SDESYrQ2DD4+jWCv2hKCYLrqmus2UPogBTAaB81qujEh76DyrO H3SET8rzF/OkQOnX0ne2Qi0CNsEmy2henXyYCQqNfi3t5F159dSST5sYjvwqp0t8 MvZCV7cIfwgXcqK61qlC8wXo+VMROU+28W65Szgg2gGnVqMU6Y9AVfPQB8bLQ6mU rfdMZIZJ+AyDvWXpF9Sh01D49Vlf3HZSTz09jdvOmeFXklnN/biudE/F/Ha8g8VH MGHOfMlm/xX5u/2RXscBqtNbno2gpXI61Brwv0YAWCvl9Ij9WE5J280gtJ3kkQc2 azNsOA1FHQ98iLMcfFstjvbzySPAQ/ClWxiNjrtVjLhdONM0/XwXV0OjHRhs3jMh LLUq/zzhsSlAGBGNfISnCnLWhsQDGcgHKXrKlQzZlp+r0ApQmwJG0wg9ZqRdQZ+c fL2JSyIZJrqrol7DVelMMm8AAgIMAKofj9fet3nW33SpuSOXQgvn0FNCfcWnySX7 Y2krXGV3QgGxJQU//g3XQmfGvMMzS6E8ZuZQe/1Qb8ZUSIENfRR248JMcZua82Rh /lWef2ayf1fvz8xTLP74dLyTTBTo4sPLvteN6t2AG6wdkb5H6uhPRhW2xndENRL/ VN8ZqdFmOprzRdky7QZnl/1BBIVpCk3BpojjCBRJ64hQ/Wec/uj9H+9l3EAVtzy9 s5HN2jrWbx3sePzAwzveX57lixnoD0i2K857zwxTKiGXgyFx/oJb4i09rxf16EYA ++6dOWnhTQ7JSQ5MRlGDrvQDgN8y8HP8manoBW8/oBMabq5G4gjnBOTnfZEHQICZ LKUoC4F5wton9PfMV4S2XXYOLWiU4AlXe0wqOXaF4Rizb/Cg5w9aWN1bonJDJSY/ F4SB0AalEKNM3MyWl67hQYVA+WIM5JyTxcOUMmSos+YOLrWCmjlmTo+f+LOVVhXP 3/Gd0RUkzUgIYgxvWOejbaf2VlY9DIkARgQYEQIABgUCPs6vxwAKCRB7wrggmb1m RdD0AJ4rTh1xiG7AljBSvG3u1BvAv1nYiwCggHQ9yR4N2I3TC+kiStaj3R+MoKg= =CpmN -----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- View Quote No problem. Just IM your public key to me, or let me know where you have it hosted. Edit - oops didn't read the pgp headers. Is that your real public key? If so, I'll add it to my keyring. |
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Quoted: this is the year 2003 guys come to the future: -----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- Version: PGPfreeware 6.5.8 for non-commercial use mQGiBD7Or8cRBADg/c8PUYaYBkUfaKbKC9t+I1cG9x4g4V6REzeUhYWdBuw0BXSE UIBgnhWvdTStP++VhE+FxTZP4WkHB07INWJ0JsQp+ip7EOrCFVTuQzFGZtrl5Msw KdC5pdgEx2YKWfuvQJg/HqgFVSrzMOS2cZ6jX3AvuYmp3h0UIElmepLXXQCg/yhr iodDoePu1RgLBW4+uGeK3Q0D/0QQEKfJp7ULdMVjbSovTXT0doyBJeD2hv8vD2g+ pCBY+5xw/YjjIZNrnXvlcR5FcHvEKbK+8GW2ny0jVC3DKHcpG5rodtVgykXUqmYB /wGkkUkhmMAh0a1Y16frI7oYNOeuXclDeoYzSPdyWjQoWH/lCTxm6n+bhmm9fyxm lYF7A/9FibCSGkBhq3cShZUt6rALYYl/eAjfkDdzI2SCaKoDySQRjkDoypPlNvlN oFRMwWkfI7OOChvCp3h6TSz0Us4zDVZXfUURSQnfG9TSaC28Vh9tkvxpG6jjT1nS eNYjDof5GnEk/QzxB5Gg2hI4ingIrBhIpGi6GGI09l8h2z5qeLQeUkVEX0JFQVJE IDxSRURfQkVBUkRAQVIxNS5DT00+iQBOBBARAgAOBQI+zq/HBAsDAgECGQEACgkQ e8K4IJm9ZkUW/ACfbOtsVfb/Qmm6uQ2AxCorZFMT5TQAn2IzMa1hk1QI4O6kXfW4 HTHjQONNuQMNBD7Or8cQDADMHXdXJDhK4sTw6I4TZ5dOkhNh9tvrJQ4X/faY98h8 ebByHTh1+/bBc8SDESYrQ2DD4+jWCv2hKCYLrqmus2UPogBTAaB81qujEh76DyrO H3SET8rzF/OkQOnX0ne2Qi0CNsEmy2henXyYCQqNfi3t5F159dSST5sYjvwqp0t8 MvZCV7cIfwgXcqK61qlC8wXo+VMROU+28W65Szgg2gGnVqMU6Y9AVfPQB8bLQ6mU rfdMZIZJ+AyDvWXpF9Sh01D49Vlf3HZSTz09jdvOmeFXklnN/biudE/F/Ha8g8VH MGHOfMlm/xX5u/2RXscBqtNbno2gpXI61Brwv0YAWCvl9Ij9WE5J280gtJ3kkQc2 azNsOA1FHQ98iLMcfFstjvbzySPAQ/ClWxiNjrtVjLhdONM0/XwXV0OjHRhs3jMh LLUq/zzhsSlAGBGNfISnCnLWhsQDGcgHKXrKlQzZlp+r0ApQmwJG0wg9ZqRdQZ+c fL2JSyIZJrqrol7DVelMMm8AAgIMAKofj9fet3nW33SpuSOXQgvn0FNCfcWnySX7 Y2krXGV3QgGxJQU//g3XQmfGvMMzS6E8ZuZQe/1Qb8ZUSIENfRR248JMcZua82Rh /lWef2ayf1fvz8xTLP74dLyTTBTo4sPLvteN6t2AG6wdkb5H6uhPRhW2xndENRL/ VN8ZqdFmOprzRdky7QZnl/1BBIVpCk3BpojjCBRJ64hQ/Wec/uj9H+9l3EAVtzy9 s5HN2jrWbx3sePzAwzveX57lixnoD0i2K857zwxTKiGXgyFx/oJb4i09rxf16EYA ++6dOWnhTQ7JSQ5MRlGDrvQDgN8y8HP8manoBW8/oBMabq5G4gjnBOTnfZEHQICZ LKUoC4F5wton9PfMV4S2XXYOLWiU4AlXe0wqOXaF4Rizb/Cg5w9aWN1bonJDJSY/ F4SB0AalEKNM3MyWl67hQYVA+WIM5JyTxcOUMmSos+YOLrWCmjlmTo+f+LOVVhXP 3/Gd0RUkzUgIYgxvWOejbaf2VlY9DIkARgQYEQIABgUCPs6vxwAKCRB7wrggmb1m RdD0AJ4rTh1xiG7AljBSvG3u1BvAv1nYiwCggHQ9yR4N2I3TC+kiStaj3R+MoKg= =CpmN -----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- View Quote I am we tall dead, I am we tall dead, I am sofa king we tall dead. Whatever... |
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Quoted:Edit - oops didn't read the pgp headers. Is that your real public key? If so, I'll add it to my keyring. View Quote yep, it is |
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Don't talk back, Cadillac Jack, meet me down by the railroad track. |
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Key fingerprint = 780A DF67 8666 3965 ADD8 52ED 6611 2C99 3A4B 7499
sub 1024g/F7F1B6E4 2000-01-06 The Harvest Mouse has crossed the river. |
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The puddle is wet, but the rain is dry, birds of a feather fly low in the sky.
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Did they get you trade
Your heros for ghosts Hot ashes for trees Hot air for a cool breeze Cold comfort for change Did they get you to trade A walk on part in a war For a lead role in a cage |
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I'm a mother pheasant plucker,
I pluck mother pheasants. I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker that ever plucked a mother pheasant. |
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The one eyed goose circles high in the sky.
____________________________________ The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you are already dead. And the sooner you accept that, the sooner you will be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function, without mercy, without compassion, without remorse. |
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Quoted: Quoted:Edit - oops didn't read the pgp headers. Is that your real public key? If so, I'll add it to my keyring. View Quote yep, it is View Quote Got it on my keyring now. Here's mine if you feel the need. (And pay no attention to the 'nym' address. It has been dead for quite some time. -----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- Version: PGP Personal Privacy 6.5.3 mQENAzf1ZuoAAAEIAKE4ylZ15VRg9iqMK6tMMnats7NP4AspWDrBK8NbL+MJwXp2 c86KHzdp83X7cSKvu3bxSPSel7i9uhVBbDJ2FZ9yvrg/qjwTsf54UvtqWpCFuKs7 5Z0GD1W9iyII3pA1QuPJTsTIEhghpXLJZ+7OZXjMu7psqpKjMfvh+EK+HN12Wxc/ nvOwfRlpSASKk6kj5/uo/0FYL76HprfTmMknb7Rr1iETAbS2bgLU+7KM5eZyvIRG ZKf1D4QmH5l/MPUfucUHIi564a6dlyTVdx5Hz4F4ZuJLsp/vc8L9987umRZ1wYe/ pHaqEwtF0uA0OoqdizHMjy2An/8yBggN/Bbi/UEABRG0J2RhbW5feWFua2VlIDxk YW1uX3lhbmtlZUBueW0uYWxpYXMubmV0PokBFQMFEDf1ZuoGCA38FuL9QQEBMLYH /38pJ4v/cOjmMUgoxtWADFaiz1kx7tvtrNsDt1sWlOYGd5LBNnmKGSk6SUIcX/N8 K9b2Txr6F0W88JE5gjhKa2Sk8MC8rJ4M+XeYUsS3gs7aJLOcOOMv6UuKlEBsPeM6 3GPt1kZeykYHs+MqLyHBCL+ADK3EF+bMMOXU/KfmhTaa+PS2ez8K+ZsAonjtJn8j k+5jRsKZZmVSNpvHk2nWCfq5zEM9NW8GPOeMSiX5Ve1YqY1VgcuS3MlAoBOFu+zG 1B+g6Q4iII1vzEDI83ma159arTd9eJ/k4rlaCrw7We7q5qwxIzNk8xuMv0agZI3i XOwwIKm4IXKFNJWKwCYOf6o= =gNqA -----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- |
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Okay, so my fingerpint wasn't enough.
Here is my public/posted encryption key: -----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (MingW32) - WinPT 0.5.1 Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org mQGiBDwdTtcRBACsJLvG0SfChl20a0NEft2lonHRYn27GgVHCLckHnr2jnYEBsmU ZKT6eQ6Mc1jinnp+2e/xYv1KClJDGQTVOkBtN2FyBazUKJGFmpi4ZycjAzAJezfl RC3bWobFbCEgfZ8BR8bupLov2fAOAccMqfNldS3b7ohXS+iJd4ldV3EcYwCgzopG ENQR1oz4+gpq1I6OVrGhqSsD/1kqwddaL7nTdHHZr0PAIkYlZsERUNDZ6ZMKoeyr lGCFfDtAlWnBX2DCA33NZmmOnD9QxwTUFBapmvvJ612P3i+SkxATSep8+PFXFmFK BOdOkn0Y5ZTI+IA2oItla194fb1dlIyC2iDbjvUGfaVqgNe4SseFwX9Y0JuAFwhm lrUMA/0Tp+anZk3MAXy8nxdZCxLB12/NrQep9B5P6WNsmPrUUdvXfFzYgdHjms83 WbdN7u0V0Eo5wvtbiBQCLfqdeSFidHXSfFuNcjiiz0kXS51wqYIHaSoyuToAvnHI KX+rMfXuN2rwJuk5Php2H+AQPEGf0OO7SJNFeRr3iFrH2ggIFrQiVHJveSBIYW5z b24gPHRyb3lAbW91bnRhaW50b3Aub3JnPohXBBMRAgAXBQI8HU7XBQsHCgMEAxUD AgMWAgECF4AACgkQEIcXb9VWN/1qUQCfWt6Nw8tPgaFxzdsaHU0yIJ3Ckt0An3lE AmaGoNfghaWO9Q8VW0WReDq+uQENBDwdTtoQBAC7cEVEuhDzi+FCXYv9MxsgrfrZ LP/KtcLqGorhcIQc/KPOcO+4ikHzthMVtei0+TAyERqbq3QVkIgR//dNl7TqpPS+ Mnb/x47WxyWJTz69zOTuQGdVRpXOeBXo3dPaDTgBai/TNOG6kJw0atLyBOZDSoiX SnKUmnZOEFt2c6aabwADBQQAi6SlBcK8JKhSDZ9+MXETiQdWha4h17jLWblg4NPO nDz3EVuQgr68UrmQ8SPZSq1bloeOD2FWd5ds5GNA2bFhKM8XshsahbYZJaUSb4ET AA0DxhnzYxDCH1O/j0l4vfx6tZWwJo35kSBV5Ted2pifO4pA8bps2dg425/Nzz40 PtWIRgQYEQIABgUCPB1O2gAKCRAQhxdv1VY3/ZREAKDGlJB0HZ+yI5BJPyPe9GnG 1I87dgCgiZzuAlCVvuRrlxsf0RahH1LwwfI= =B6Sd -----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- |
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I forgot to add...
Has anybody ever met an _ugly_ Psycho Chick??? The hottie last night hit 11 for the 1-10 psycho scale, so I thought I would throw that question out here... |
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