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Posted: 5/13/2003 7:54:17 PM EDT
Well I had my orientation today on my new job, as a bailbondsman. After about a 1 hour explanation of what I would be doing, & learning on the job, the bosses wanted to show me around the office. I got up & noticed a presidential campaign poster framed on the wall, but it was for Clinton, & I almost said, time to upgrade, but common sense took hold & I kept my thoughts to myself.(I realized I wasn't talking with you guys) We walked into a different office, & while the boss talked I saw photos on the wall of him, & his wife. Each picture also included either Bill, or Hitlery with arms around my new bosses. Come to find out they are 1st cousins.[>(][lol][rofl2] This ought to be a freaked out ride if ever there was one. I can only laugh & hope for the very best. Why is it that flies just gotta love the ointment. On the other hand my new bosses were very nice, & fun to talk to. I am really looking forward to starting. Officially I start on the 23rd at 8:00. A couple of weeks training, & I start my shift of 11 pm to 7 am. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 7:58:39 PM EDT
Please, PLEASE! keep us up to date! [:D]
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 7:59:57 PM EDT
Wellll...... good luck bro. [:(]
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 8:20:09 PM EDT
well, if they're first cousins, it's okay. I mean, you should always support your family, even if they are politically dumb. of course, if I had a cousin who was running for president, and he was a political moron, I wouldn't vote for him. I'd support him as family, but I'd vote for the guy who would do a better job and would try to get others to vote for the same.
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 8:25:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 8:28:47 PM EDT
Um...this could be good. Very good. Are you interested in selling the movie rights? cynic
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 8:36:46 PM EDT
1st cousins? I'm so sorry!
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 8:59:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth: Each picture also included either Bill, or Hitlery with arms around my new bosses. Come to find out they are 1st cousins.
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Wow... Bill and Hillary are first cousins? Guess that explains Chelsea. [}:D] --Mike
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 9:14:24 PM EDT
[lolabove] I meant my boss, & Bill C. are 1st cousin. I was told my boss has even stayed as a guest in the white house.
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 9:21:07 PM EDT
I worked with a guy on the North Slope in 1992 who was Clinton's first cousin, too. He said "I wouldn't vote for him."
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 9:58:40 PM EDT
Stay away from the employee stock option plan, unless you want to be "Whitewatered".
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 10:03:12 PM EDT
Well I hope your new boss doesnt have the same moral flaws as Billy Boy CLinton or else you are in for a shitty job.
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 10:04:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/13/2003 10:04:53 PM EDT by M4_Aiming_at_U]
Or ask him how much easier it is now going after a person who jumped bond since Clinton got those "Evil Assault Rifles Off the Streets and out of criminals hands" ask him that!
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 10:10:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth:We walked into a different office, & while the boss talked I saw photos on the wall of him, & his wife. Each picture also included either Bill, or Hitlery with arms around my new bosses. Come to find out they are 1st cousins
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HeHeHeHe [img]http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/lachen/laughing-smiley-006.gif[/img][img]http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/lachen/laughing-smiley-006.gif[/img][img]http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/lachen/laughing-smiley-006.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 5/14/2003 3:38:07 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/14/2003 3:48:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mcaswell:
Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth: Each picture also included either Bill, or Hitlery with arms around my new bosses. Come to find out they are 1st cousins.
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Wow... Bill and Hillary are first cousins? Guess that explains Chelsea. [}:D] --Mike
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[ROFL2]
Link Posted: 5/14/2003 4:06:19 AM EDT
Good luck I have a cousin in W VA that runs a bailbond company and the stories he can tell will make you pee your shorts. 11 to 7 am is prime time baby.
Link Posted: 5/14/2003 4:53:24 AM EDT
Hmmmmm... Relatives of Willie and Hitlery that are in the bailbonds business? That could be handy if they are ever called to account! [rofl]
Link Posted: 5/14/2003 8:11:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth: [lolabove] I meant my boss, & Bill C. are 1st cousin. I was told my boss has even stayed as a guest in the white house.
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Wonder how much that reservation cost him? Did he have to pay in Chinese currency? Did he need a pardon? Details please.
Link Posted: 5/14/2003 9:14:16 AM EDT
Has he ever gotten a BJ from Hillary??? [sex]
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