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Posted: 10/22/2002 5:06:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2002 6:47:32 PM EDT by thebeekeeper1]
Would you? [img]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid36/p634906f64481f2521a05a7450f46f934/fd225d46.jpg[/img] [red]Edit: I added a warning for those who view the site at work. Gotta keep members out of trouble with the boss. --thebeekeeper1[/red]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 5:11:33 PM EDT
Not only NO, HELL NO!
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 5:11:41 PM EDT
Baby got Baaaaaaaaack!! [:D] Way back.....to far back for me.
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 5:19:44 PM EDT
MY GOD!!!!! Those poor thongs.........
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 5:22:22 PM EDT
[size=5]UUURRP... UUULP.. Akkk.. [/size=5] [puke]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 5:24:23 PM EDT
Progun Your SICK!! Would you?
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 5:25:14 PM EDT
Not in my most myopic moment... Not in my most intoxicated moment... Not with (fill in the name of your worst enemy)'s d**k Etc., etc., etc. WWoodworth P.S. that is UGH-ly
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 5:26:30 PM EDT
Back them HUGE things up!
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 5:28:11 PM EDT
[shock] Do those things have their own zip codes? AB
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 5:36:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2002 5:39:16 PM EDT by CAPITALIST]
[img]http://thewolfweb.com/photos/XSinTrick/fullsize/8896.jpg[/img] I wouldn't hit it with my worse enemies dick[puke]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 5:41:42 PM EDT
Gentlemen, shame on you! What you are viewing are undoubtedly just rather obvious examples of [i][b]steatopygia[/b][/i] (fr. Greek, 'fat rump'), a hereditary condition typically found in East and South Africa among female members of the Khoisan tribe. The most famous example of which is the so-called 'Hottentot Venus' (real name Sarah Baartman), abducted from South Africa in 1809 and paraded around Paris until her untimely death in 1815, at age 25. She wound up having a 'death mask' made from her buttocks and private parts by the same surgeon who later did Napoleon's death mask. Indeed her brain and genitalia were removed, preserved, and exhibited at the French National Medical Museum as recently as 1974. It was only in May of this year, that her remains were returned to her native South Africa by the French government. Just another reason to hate the French! Eric The(Well-Learned)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 5:44:34 PM EDT
I'd hit it.
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 5:47:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2002 5:48:18 PM EDT by AlphaBobRI]
What's that song that Donkey sings in the Movie Shrek??? "I like big butts, but I can't deny That these butts really blind my eye!" Whew, you would need hand-holds to climb up on that! How the heck could you find an opening? Roll them in flour and look for the wet spot? Dang, guy, this is just SO wrong on SO many levels!!
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 5:59:49 PM EDT
eyes burning in pain all i c is red mayve there bleeding ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 6:01:21 PM EDT
Fat Bottom Girls, they make the Rocken world go round.... Yuck!
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 6:15:38 PM EDT
O'boy how great is that...................for me to doop on!!!!!!!!!!!!!![xx(]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 6:23:27 PM EDT
Pass the bleach. I need to wash my eyes. the_reject
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 6:26:13 PM EDT
OH MAN! This is too much...I gotta get back to reality! What a nightmare...[puke]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 6:26:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 6:29:02 PM EDT
Rosie Adoptions?
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 6:29:29 PM EDT
HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 6:41:26 PM EDT
must.....get....knife.....to cut...out...eyes..... -REAPER2502
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 6:46:54 PM EDT
Hitting a butt like that would be like doing it on a waterbed....... you bang it hard one good time and hang on for dear life. [:D]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 6:48:22 PM EDT
[puke]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 6:52:12 PM EDT
Well i'll take one for the team and hit it. [sex]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 6:53:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AlphaBobRI: How the heck could you find an opening? Roll them in flour and look for the wet spot? Dang, guy, this is just SO wrong on SO many levels!!
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I heard in the cold parts of the region that since the wet spot will freeze up that instead of rolling them around in flour they sniff around for shit and then back up one hole. [:D] Sorry couldnt resist no Pun intended to anyone in a cold region of the world [8D]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 6:54:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Diesel: Well i'll take one for the team and hit it. [sex]
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you've got sloppy seconds after me!
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 7:06:37 PM EDT
An old toolmaker that always smelled of industrial strength coffee, Pall Malls and bottom shelf Lord Calvert whiskey once commented to me about a gal in the plant with a disproportionately large butt... [size=3]"You guys that don't like fat asses just got small dicks!"[/size=3]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 7:11:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2002 7:24:49 PM EDT by BenDover]
That pic is from the Luke Skyywalker & The 2Live Crew Album. "Me So Horney..." The one that got banned in Florida.... It's the only rap album I can still remember all of the lyrics to. What'll we get for ten dollars? Every 'ting you want Everything? Every'ting Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh! Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaahh! Ooohh! Ahh! Me so horny! Me love you long time! Sittin' at home with my dick on hard So I got the black book for a freak to call Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits Said, "Yo, this Marquis, baby! Are you down with it?" I arrived at her house, knocked on the doo rNot having no idea of what the night had in store I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny Ahh! Me so horny! Me love you long time! Girls always ask me why I fuck so much I say "What's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?" 'Cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted Won't your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass? I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny Ahh! Me so horny! Me love you long time! You can say I'm desperate, even call me perverted But you say I'm a dog when I leave you fucked and deserted I'll play with your heart just like it's a game I'll be blowing your mind while you're blowing my brains I'm just like that man they call Georgie Puddin' Pie I fuck all the girls and I make 'em cry I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny. Ahh! Me so horny! Me love you long time! Ahh! Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Ahh! Me so horny! Me love you long time! It's true, you were a virgin until you met me I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty You tell your parents that we're goin' out Never to the movies, just straight to my house You said it yourself, you like it like I do Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny Ahh! Me so horny! Me love you long time!
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 7:14:21 PM EDT
Well like I always say: [size=4]More Cussion For The Pushin[/size=4] [bounce][sex][bounce][sex][bounce][sex][bounc­e][sex]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 7:22:02 PM EDT
[shock]There's not enough alcohol in the free world that would make me want to hit that!
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 7:27:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BenDover:...
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does that album also have: "abraham lincoln was a good ol man hopped through the window with his dick in his hand said exuse me lady, i'm doin my duty now pull down your pants and give me some booty" ?
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 7:34:16 PM EDT
yep.... Dirty Nursery Rhymes My mama and your mama was talking little shit My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit She slayed me and all the boys And even sucked our dicks Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass Cause she couldn't make him cum Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge Papa Bear said 'shit bitch, you must think I'm sick Just get down here, on your knees And suck this badass dick' Abraham Lincoln was a good old man He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand Said 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty So pull down your pants and give me some boody' There's an old lady who lives in a shoe Got a house full of kids don't know what to do She sucked and fucked all the niggas around When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet With her legs gapped open wide Up came a spider, looked up inside her And said 'that pussy's wide' Little Jack Horner sat in a corner Fucking this cutie pie Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum Said 'hell of a nigga am I' Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this out The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes Two dudes dressed like nuns, right Little Red Riding Hood was on her way To grandmother's house But before she got there she met this man That turned her hot ass out Rupunzle, Rupunzle let down your hair The dog's on my ass and getting near The hair came loose and fell in a lake Bitch check the weave that's in that lake Bitch, get that weave out! You dirty bitch, get that weave out! Mix say, bitch get that weave out... Hey! You ruined my record, man, I just bought it!
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 8:38:59 PM EDT
I be all ova dat doughg!!!! It would take me a month but I be all ova dat
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 8:46:57 PM EDT
HELL NO! Not only HELL NO but HOT DANG HELL NO! Sorri bout the pics, figgered ya'all would get a laugh!
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 8:51:56 PM EDT
That makes me want to [puke]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 8:59:45 PM EDT
I would just like to say that there's nothing wrong with tappin some bigassbooty every once in a while. You know--every once in a while. Just to get that naaaasty out of your system.
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 9:11:23 PM EDT
..Would you hit PAN? Looks about the same. You know, that Flute tootin' man torso with the horses ass (& body)....
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 10:01:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By KC0CXA:
Originally Posted By AlphaBobRI: How the heck could you find an opening? Roll them in flour and look for the wet spot? Dang, guy, this is just SO wrong on SO many levels!!
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I heard in the cold parts of the region that since the wet spot will freeze up that instead of rolling them around in flour they sniff around for shit and then back up one hole. [:D] Sorry couldnt resist no Pun intended to anyone in a cold region of the world [8D]
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Whaddya mean you 'heard'. Fess up now 'You live in a cold region', your speakin' from experience now aint ya. Karl. [}:D]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 11:29:35 PM EDT
Hell no, if they had to haul ass it would take two trips.
Link Posted: 10/23/2002 12:57:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/23/2002 12:58:21 AM EDT by FanoftheBlackRifle]
from another nameless record (nameless because I'm too tired to think) Big Booty Ho's!..... Seriously, though, I think I'm gonna have nightmares about that pic. [puke] FOTBR edited because I'm too tired to spell...
Link Posted: 10/23/2002 1:17:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/23/2002 5:36:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Karl-P-Mann:
Originally Posted By KC0CXA:
Originally Posted By AlphaBobRI: How the heck could you find an opening? Roll them in flour and look for the wet spot? Dang, guy, this is just SO wrong on SO many levels!!
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I heard in the cold parts of the region that since the wet spot will freeze up that instead of rolling them around in flour they sniff around for shit and then back up one hole. [:D] Sorry couldnt resist no Pun intended to anyone in a cold region of the world [8D]
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Whaddya mean you 'heard'. Fess up now 'You live in a cold region', your speakin' from experience now aint ya. Karl. [}:D]
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[b]So[/b] it is only a few months out of the year we have to practice that. [;D] KC
Link Posted: 10/23/2002 5:44:27 AM EDT
That's what the local brothers call "Junk In The Trunk" ! [@:D]
Link Posted: 10/23/2002 5:56:44 AM EDT
Please delete this. please...please...please
Link Posted: 10/23/2002 7:04:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By EricTheHun: Gentlemen, shame on you! What you are viewing are undoubtedly just rather obvious examples of [i][b]steatopygia[/b][/i] (fr. Greek, 'fat rump'), a hereditary condition typically found in East and South Africa among female members of the Khoisan tribe. The most famous example of which is the so-called 'Hottentot Venus' (real name Sarah Baartman), abducted from South Africa in 1809 and paraded around Paris until her untimely death in 1815, at age 25. She wound up having a 'death mask' made from her buttocks and private parts by the same surgeon who later did Napoleon's death mask. Indeed her brain and genitalia were removed, preserved, and exhibited at the French National Medical Museum as recently as 1974. It was only in May of this year, that her remains were returned to her native South Africa by the French government. Just another reason to hate the French! Eric The(Well-Learned)Hun[>]:)]
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Where on Earth does he GET this stuff? [>:/]
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