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Posted: 10/22/2002 5:06:17 PM EDT
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[img]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid36/p634906f64481f2521a05a7450f46f934/fd225d46.jpg[/img] [red]Edit: I added a warning for those who view the site at work. Gotta keep members out of trouble with the boss. --thebeekeeper1[/red] |
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Not in my most myopic moment...
Not in my most intoxicated moment... Not with (fill in the name of your worst enemy)'s d**k Etc., etc., etc. WWoodworth P.S. that is UGH-ly |
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[img]http://thewolfweb.com/photos/XSinTrick/fullsize/8896.jpg[/img]
I wouldn't hit it with my worse enemies dick[puke] |
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Gentlemen, shame on you!
What you are viewing are undoubtedly just rather obvious examples of [i][b]steatopygia[/b][/i] (fr. Greek, 'fat rump'), a hereditary condition typically found in East and South Africa among female members of the Khoisan tribe. The most famous example of which is the so-called 'Hottentot Venus' (real name Sarah Baartman), abducted from South Africa in 1809 and paraded around Paris until her untimely death in 1815, at age 25. She wound up having a 'death mask' made from her buttocks and private parts by the same surgeon who later did Napoleon's death mask. Indeed her brain and genitalia were removed, preserved, and exhibited at the French National Medical Museum as recently as 1974. It was only in May of this year, that her remains were returned to her native South Africa by the French government. Just another reason to hate the French! Eric The(Well-Learned)Hun[>]:)] |
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What's that song that Donkey sings in the Movie Shrek???
"I like big butts, but I can't deny That these butts really blind my eye!" Whew, you would need hand-holds to climb up on that! How the heck could you find an opening? Roll them in flour and look for the wet spot? Dang, guy, this is just SO wrong on SO many levels!! |
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eyes burning in pain all i c is red mayve there bleeding ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Fat Bottom Girls, they make the Rocken world go round.... Yuck! |
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O'boy how great is that...................for me to doop on!!!!!!!!!!!!!![xx(]
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OH MAN! This is too much...I gotta get back to reality!
What a nightmare...[puke] |
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must.....get....knife.....to cut...out...eyes.....
-REAPER2502 |
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Hitting a butt like that would be like doing it on a waterbed....... you bang it hard one good time and hang on for dear life. [:D] |
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Quoted: How the heck could you find an opening? Roll them in flour and look for the wet spot? Dang, guy, this is just SO wrong on SO many levels!! View Quote I heard in the cold parts of the region that since the wet spot will freeze up that instead of rolling them around in flour they sniff around for shit and then back up one hole. [:D] Sorry couldnt resist no Pun intended to anyone in a cold region of the world [8D] |
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Quoted: Well i'll take one for the team and hit it. [sex] View Quote you've got sloppy seconds after me! |
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An old toolmaker that always smelled of industrial strength coffee, Pall Malls and bottom shelf Lord Calvert whiskey once commented to me about a gal in the plant with a disproportionately large butt...
[size=3]"You guys that don't like fat asses just got small dicks!"[/size=3] |
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That pic is from the Luke Skyywalker & The 2Live Crew Album.
"Me So Horney..." The one that got banned in Florida.... It's the only rap album I can still remember all of the lyrics to. What'll we get for ten dollars? Every 'ting you want Everything? Every'ting Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh! Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaahh! Ooohh! Ahh! Me so horny! Me love you long time! Sittin' at home with my dick on hard So I got the black book for a freak to call Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits Said, "Yo, this Marquis, baby! Are you down with it?" I arrived at her house, knocked on the doo rNot having no idea of what the night had in store I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny Ahh! Me so horny! Me love you long time! Girls always ask me why I fuck so much I say "What's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?" 'Cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted Won't your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass? I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny Ahh! Me so horny! Me love you long time! You can say I'm desperate, even call me perverted But you say I'm a dog when I leave you fucked and deserted I'll play with your heart just like it's a game I'll be blowing your mind while you're blowing my brains I'm just like that man they call Georgie Puddin' Pie I fuck all the girls and I make 'em cry I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny. Ahh! Me so horny! Me love you long time! Ahh! Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Ahh! Me so horny! Me love you long time! It's true, you were a virgin until you met me I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty You tell your parents that we're goin' out Never to the movies, just straight to my house You said it yourself, you like it like I do Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny Ahh! Me so horny! Me love you long time! |
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Well like I always say:
[size=4]More Cussion For The Pushin[/size=4] [bounce][sex][bounce][sex][bounce][sex][bounce][sex] |
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[shock]There's not enough alcohol in the free world that would make me want to hit that!
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Quoted:... View Quote does that album also have: "abraham lincoln was a good ol man hopped through the window with his dick in his hand said exuse me lady, i'm doin my duty now pull down your pants and give me some booty" ? |
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yep.... Dirty Nursery Rhymes
My mama and your mama was talking little shit My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit She slayed me and all the boys And even sucked our dicks Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass Cause she couldn't make him cum Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge Papa Bear said 'shit bitch, you must think I'm sick Just get down here, on your knees And suck this badass dick' Abraham Lincoln was a good old man He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand Said 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty So pull down your pants and give me some boody' There's an old lady who lives in a shoe Got a house full of kids don't know what to do She sucked and fucked all the niggas around When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet With her legs gapped open wide Up came a spider, looked up inside her And said 'that pussy's wide' Little Jack Horner sat in a corner Fucking this cutie pie Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum Said 'hell of a nigga am I' Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this out The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes Two dudes dressed like nuns, right Little Red Riding Hood was on her way To grandmother's house But before she got there she met this man That turned her hot ass out Rupunzle, Rupunzle let down your hair The dog's on my ass and getting near The hair came loose and fell in a lake Bitch check the weave that's in that lake Bitch, get that weave out! You dirty bitch, get that weave out! Mix say, bitch get that weave out... Hey! You ruined my record, man, I just bought it! |
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I be all ova dat doughg!!!!
It would take me a month but I be all ova dat |
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HELL NO! Not only HELL NO but HOT DANG HELL NO! Sorri bout the pics, figgered ya'all would get a laugh!
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I would just like to say that there's nothing wrong with tappin some bigassbooty every once in a while. You know--every once in a while. Just to get that naaaasty out of your system.
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..Would you hit PAN? Looks about the same. You know, that Flute tootin' man torso with the horses ass (& body).... |
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Quoted: Quoted: How the heck could you find an opening? Roll them in flour and look for the wet spot? Dang, guy, this is just SO wrong on SO many levels!! View Quote I heard in the cold parts of the region that since the wet spot will freeze up that instead of rolling them around in flour they sniff around for shit and then back up one hole. [:D] Sorry couldnt resist no Pun intended to anyone in a cold region of the world [8D] View Quote Whaddya mean you 'heard'. Fess up now 'You live in a cold region', your speakin' from experience now aint ya. Karl. [}:D] |
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from another nameless record (nameless because I'm too tired to think)
Big Booty Ho's!..... Seriously, though, I think I'm gonna have nightmares about that pic. [puke] FOTBR edited because I'm too tired to spell... |
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Skinny-assed bee-atches. I like 'em a lot bigger. That's just a snack.
IBTL |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: How the heck could you find an opening? Roll them in flour and look for the wet spot? Dang, guy, this is just SO wrong on SO many levels!! View Quote I heard in the cold parts of the region that since the wet spot will freeze up that instead of rolling them around in flour they sniff around for shit and then back up one hole. [:D] Sorry couldnt resist no Pun intended to anyone in a cold region of the world [8D] View Quote Whaddya mean you 'heard'. Fess up now 'You live in a cold region', your speakin' from experience now aint ya. Karl. [}:D] View Quote [b]So[/b] it is only a few months out of the year we have to practice that. [;D] KC |
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That's what the local brothers call "Junk In The Trunk" !
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Quoted: Gentlemen, shame on you! What you are viewing are undoubtedly just rather obvious examples of [i][b]steatopygia[/b][/i] (fr. Greek, 'fat rump'), a hereditary condition typically found in East and South Africa among female members of the Khoisan tribe. The most famous example of which is the so-called 'Hottentot Venus' (real name Sarah Baartman), abducted from South Africa in 1809 and paraded around Paris until her untimely death in 1815, at age 25. She wound up having a 'death mask' made from her buttocks and private parts by the same surgeon who later did Napoleon's death mask. Indeed her brain and genitalia were removed, preserved, and exhibited at the French National Medical Museum as recently as 1974. It was only in May of this year, that her remains were returned to her native South Africa by the French government. Just another reason to hate the French! Eric The(Well-Learned)Hun[>]:)] View Quote Where on Earth does he GET this stuff? [>:/] |
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