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Posted: 8/21/2002 9:43:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/21/2002 9:59:11 PM EDT by raven]
A new film genre: the Jewsploitation flick. [b]NEW YORK, April 26, 2002 – “The Hebrew Hammer,” an action comedy written and directed by USC Film School student Jonathan Kesselman, began principal photography here today, starring Adam Goldberg in the title role. Mario Van Peebles appears in a supporting role. “The Hebrew Hammer” is Kesselman’s attempt to create a character rarely seen in Hollywood or off-Hollywood films: a sexy and powerful Jewish action hero. “The Hebrew Hammer” stars Adam Goldberg as Mordechai, a handsome, Orthodox stud who goes on a mission to save Hanukkah. When Santa Claus’ evil son Damian is pushed over the edge by his father’s liberal policies, he does away with the Christian patriarch and, stepping into the role, launches a worldwide campaign to eradicate the Jewish Holiday. Mordechi joins forces with Esther (Judy Greer), the gorgeous and dangerous daughter of the world’s top Jewish leader, and his friend Mohammed (Van Peebles), head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, to topple the evil Santa and save Hanukkah for future generations.[/b] [img]http://www.petercoyote.com/adamgoldberg.jpg[/img] This sounds badass.
Link Posted: 8/21/2002 10:46:47 PM EDT
I was up for it until I read the word "kawanza". Shit.
Link Posted: 8/21/2002 11:53:08 PM EDT
I thought it said The Hebrew Hummer... damn, I've heard about those Jewish girls. [:D]
Link Posted: 8/22/2002 1:00:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By out-a-ammo: I thought it said The Hebrew Hummer... damn, I've heard about those Jewish girls. [:D]
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You heard correctly =)
Link Posted: 8/22/2002 4:30:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2002 4:31:27 AM EDT by shamayim]
Lord, I just got thru reading about 6 pages of pro/con on Islam. Needed a chuckle. Thanks.[:D]
Link Posted: 8/22/2002 9:03:56 AM EDT
What's next? Shaftstein the crime-fighting accountant? "Who's the mensch who's sex machine to all the shikse Shaftstein, oy vey!"
Link Posted: 8/22/2002 9:20:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2002 9:29:25 AM EDT by Kar98]
Originally Posted By raven: Kwanzaa Liberation Front
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Outrageous! We of the KLF, aka The K Foundation, aka The Justified and Ancients Of Mu Mu, aka The Timelords, are taken aback by that preposterous group of heathen claiming the sacred name of our ancient [s]cult[/s] church!
Link Posted: 8/22/2002 9:23:34 AM EDT
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