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Posted: 8/19/2002 12:04:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 12:27:39 AM EDT
Dude, don't let the secret out. Beer has been the key in getting ugly people like me laid for centuries. Loose lips sinks...uhm.... er... well, just shut up about it will ya [:D]. ---- On a side note... In 50 years there will be a study done explaining that the key to weight loss is eating less and exercising more. Sometimes the obvious should be left to those who can grasp it [:D]. A good article, made me chuckle. Thanks. [:D]
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 12:33:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 12:44:11 AM EDT
'crapulent' heh heh... Montgomery burns. Groenig is my hero.
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 3:05:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Stealth: 'crapulent' heh heh... Montgomery burns. Groenig is my hero.
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heheh, When I'm driving, I refer to the brake pedal as the "De-cel-amatrix". Thanks Monty! Huzzah!
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 3:34:48 AM EDT
Pre-beer...... [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Max%5FPower%2Fprebeer%2Ejpg[/img] Post-beer..... [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Max%5FPower%2Fhelenachristensen%2Ejpg[/img] works for me.[:D]
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 4:53:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 5:19:00 AM EDT
[img]http://www.stud.uni-siegen.de/glueckspils/images/BEER-helping%20ugly.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 11:25:27 AM EDT
THAT explains the SKS im my gunrack--that 1953 Tula beast is COYOTE UUUUGLY!!!
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 5:44:37 PM EDT
I wonder how much these idiots had to spend to figure this one out?
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 6:13:19 PM EDT
"I went to bed with Shania Twain and woke up with MARK TWAIN!!" Quote by Larry the Cable Guy
Link Posted: 8/20/2002 3:55:52 PM EDT
Didn't realize that was a secret. Learned that at Ohio State almost 25 years ago!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/20/2002 8:59:54 PM EDT
How many beers would you have to drink to make Janet Reno look beautiful?
Link Posted: 8/21/2002 4:54:43 AM EDT
You mean Janet Rhino....Wonder if Bill C hit on her???!!!
Link Posted: 8/21/2002 5:57:23 AM EDT
janet reno is chelsea's dad.
Link Posted: 8/21/2002 2:25:02 PM EDT
"All the girls get prettier at closing time" I'd like to attribute it but I forget who sang it. Delbert?
Link Posted: 8/22/2002 9:18:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DFBonnett: "All the girls get prettier at closing time" I'd like to attribute it but I forget who sang it. Delbert?
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I believe it was Mickey Gilley.
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