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Posted: 8/19/2002 12:27:39 AM EDT
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Dude, don't let the secret out. Beer has been the key in getting ugly people like me laid for centuries.
Loose lips sinks...uhm.... er... well, just shut up about it will ya [:D]. ---- On a side note... In 50 years there will be a study done explaining that the key to weight loss is eating less and exercising more. Sometimes the obvious should be left to those who can grasp it [:D]. A good article, made me chuckle. Thanks. [:D] |
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Posted: 8/19/2002 12:33:28 AM EDT
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An inebriated thesaurus: [url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1883481.stm[/url]
Reader Leon, Wales, adds: Full of Loud Mouth Soup |
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Posted: 8/19/2002 12:44:11 AM EDT
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'crapulent'
heh heh... Montgomery burns. Groenig is my hero. |
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Posted: 8/19/2002 3:05:26 AM EDT
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Quoted: 'crapulent' heh heh... Montgomery burns. Groenig is my hero. heheh, When I'm driving, I refer to the brake pedal as the "De-cel-amatrix". Thanks Monty! Huzzah! |
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Posted: 8/19/2002 3:34:48 AM EDT
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Pre-beer......
[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Max%5FPower%2Fprebeer%2Ejpg[/img] Post-beer..... [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Max%5FPower%2Fhelenachristensen%2Ejpg[/img] works for me.[:D] |
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Posted: 8/19/2002 4:53:50 AM EDT
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[BartSimpson]Hey! Let me try these beer goggles... WoooHoo! Aunt Thelma![/BartSimpson]
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Posted: 8/19/2002 5:19:00 AM EDT
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[img]http://www.stud.uni-siegen.de/glueckspils/images/BEER-helping%20ugly.jpg[/img]
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Posted: 8/19/2002 11:25:27 AM EDT
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THAT explains the SKS im my gunrack--that 1953 Tula beast is COYOTE UUUUGLY!!!
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Posted: 8/19/2002 5:44:37 PM EDT
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I wonder how much these idiots had to spend to figure this one out?
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Posted: 8/19/2002 6:13:19 PM EDT
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"I went to bed with Shania Twain and woke up with MARK TWAIN!!"
Quote by Larry the Cable Guy |
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Posted: 8/20/2002 3:55:52 PM EDT
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Didn't realize that was a secret. Learned that at Ohio State almost 25 years ago!!!!!
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Posted: 8/20/2002 8:59:54 PM EDT
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How many beers would you have to drink to make Janet Reno look beautiful?
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Posted: 8/21/2002 4:54:43 AM EDT
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You mean Janet Rhino....Wonder if Bill C hit on her???!!!
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Posted: 8/21/2002 5:57:23 AM EDT
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janet reno is chelsea's dad.
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Posted: 8/21/2002 2:25:02 PM EDT
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"All the girls get prettier at closing time"
I'd like to attribute it but I forget who sang it. Delbert? |
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Posted: 8/22/2002 9:18:41 PM EDT
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Quoted: "All the girls get prettier at closing time" I'd like to attribute it but I forget who sang it. Delbert? I believe it was Mickey Gilley. |
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