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8/25/2012 11:05:38 AM EDT
My husband and I were discussing implants yesterday. I was looking on Flicker and saw a woman with a way more impressive rack than I have, so I said "Honey, buy me boobs." He laughed and said for me to post on here.  In your opinion, What would it take for men to help buy another guy's wife implants?  (We do not want donations or anything of the sort.  Just wondering about reactions.)

(I'm terrified of some of the posts I am about to witness.)
8/25/2012 11:06:34 AM EDT
[#1]
1st thing, we need pics of the current set.

 
8/25/2012 11:06:55 AM EDT
[#2]
Personally I would need to see photos of your boobs before I could say if you need work done..
 
8/25/2012 11:07:14 AM EDT
[#3]
Mine or hers?  (Hers are way better and can be seen on Flicker!)
8/25/2012 11:07:48 AM EDT
[#4]
Obligatory photos coming right up.
8/25/2012 11:07:49 AM EDT
[#5]



Quoted:


Mine or hers?  (Hers are way better and can be seen on Flicker!)
BOTH



 
8/25/2012 11:08:10 AM EDT
[#6]





Quoted:



Obligatory photos coming right up.



EXCELLENT!



F5F5F5F5F5F5





 
8/25/2012 11:08:17 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Mine or hers?  (Hers are way better and can be seen on Flicker!)


BOTH....
please
8/25/2012 11:08:20 AM EDT
[#8]
IBTL?

Are you Familiar?
8/25/2012 11:08:21 AM EDT
[#9]



Quoted:


Obligatory photos coming right up.






 
8/25/2012 11:08:25 AM EDT
[#10]
Do you have the income to get them redone every 10 years?
8/25/2012 11:08:45 AM EDT
[#11]
We need to see your milkbags

Post the good pics in BOTD
8/25/2012 11:08:57 AM EDT
[#12]
Unrestricted access.
8/25/2012 11:09:25 AM EDT
[#13]
Large size does not constitute great rack to me..  Symmetry  is the key.
8/25/2012 11:09:30 AM EDT
[#14]
F5 F5
8/25/2012 11:09:34 AM EDT
[#15]
In for pictures.  
8/25/2012 11:09:38 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Obligatory photos coming right up.


Please be sure to read the Code of Conduct (particularly the section on bikini or cleavage pictures) before accidentally posting anything that might break the rules.

8/25/2012 11:09:55 AM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Obligatory photos coming right up.




Please be sure to read the Code of Conduct (particularly the section on bikini or cleavage pictures) before accidentally posting anything that might break the rules.





Spoil Sport



 
8/25/2012 11:09:59 AM EDT
[#18]
FWIW, some of us guys aren't into the big tit thing. You're already hitched so our thoughts don't really matter but, not all men like big boobs.
8/25/2012 11:10:37 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Obligatory photos coming right up.


Please be sure to read the Code of Conduct (particularly the section on bikini or cleavage pictures) before accidentally posting anything that might break the rules.



Stop trying to do the job of the mods.

8/25/2012 11:10:41 AM EDT
[#20]
This thread has the potential for either epicness or supreme asshattery...or both.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
8/25/2012 11:10:43 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
My husband and I were discussing implants yesterday. I was looking on Flicker and saw a woman with a way more impressive rack than I have, so I said "Honey, buy me boobs." He laughed and said for me to post on here.  In your opinion, What would it take for men to help buy another guy's wife implants?  (We do not want donations or anything of the sort.  Just wondering about reactions.)

(I'm terrified of some of the posts I am about to witness.)


You know ARFCOM's price.
8/25/2012 11:10:53 AM EDT
[#22]
Arfcom rules on breasts:

Breasts need to be perfect.  Imperfect breasts are gross.

Fake titties are gross and whorish.

Getting fake tits activates the slut mechanism in the amygdala causing inevitable divorce.  

HTH
8/25/2012 11:11:05 AM EDT
[#23]
Both my wife and I are happy with the pair that God gave her.

Size doesn't NOT matter - availability does.

Yeah, I know the rules ...

8/25/2012 11:11:49 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Arfcom rules on breasts:

Breasts need to be perfect.  Imperfect breasts are gross.

Fake titties are gross and whorish.

Getting fake tits activates the slut mechanism in the amygdala cause inevitable divorce.  

HTH


Finally , a voice of reason.
8/25/2012 11:12:01 AM EDT
[#25]
Everybody gets old and our bodies change.
You are healthy. That in itself is a blessing.
Be happy with what you have.
It is always cheaper.
8/25/2012 11:13:36 AM EDT
[#26]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Obligatory photos coming right up.




Please be sure to read the Code of Conduct (particularly the section on bikini or cleavage pictures) before accidentally posting anything that might break the rules.





Please also be aware that It is allowable to post cleavage or bikini shots in the BOTD forum. (just sayin)

 


8/25/2012 11:13:43 AM EDT
[#27]
"I need some attention"
8/25/2012 11:14:28 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
My husband and I were discussing implants yesterday. I was looking on Flicker and saw a woman with a way more impressive rack than I have, so I said "Honey, buy me boobs." He laughed and said for me to post on here.  In your opinion, What would it take for men to help buy another guy's wife implants?  (We do not want donations or anything of the sort.  Just wondering about reactions.)

(I'm terrified of some of the posts I am about to witness.)


8/25/2012 11:14:48 AM EDT
[#29]
Why would I buy implants for some other guys wife?
8/25/2012 11:14:55 AM EDT
[#30]
better get the divorce papers ready.
8/25/2012 11:15:26 AM EDT
[#31]
Nothing wrong with implants or plastic surgery of any kind (barring extremes).
If you want them, do it.
You only live once.
8/25/2012 11:16:09 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
My husband and I were discussing implants yesterday. I was looking on Flicker and saw a woman with a way more impressive rack than I have, so I said "Honey, buy me boobs." He laughed and said for me to post on here.  In your opinion, What would it take for men to help buy another guy's wife implants?  (We do not want donations or anything of the sort.  Just wondering about reactions.)

(I'm terrified of some of the posts I am about to witness.)


http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/19026/801356-lolwut_1__super.jpg


Obama please.
8/25/2012 11:16:11 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Obligatory photos coming right up.


Please be sure to read the Code of Conduct (particularly the section on bikini or cleavage pictures) before accidentally posting anything that might break the rules.


Please also be aware that It is allowable to post cleavage or bikini shots in the BOTD forum. (just sayin)  



8/25/2012 11:16:57 AM EDT
[#34]
Hold on.
Aren't you two the ones who posted about having sex 8000 times in 3 weeks?
Now implants?

Full disclosure. My wife's rack is in Boone & Crockett so no need here but just recognized your screen name.
8/25/2012 11:17:18 AM EDT
[#35]
OP needs to move this to the  BOTD forum for pix.
8/25/2012 11:19:24 AM EDT
[#36]
Oh and...

8/25/2012 11:19:29 AM EDT
[#37]
Join date, post count, ridiculous BOTD/fund-raising thread that doesn't deliver...

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8/25/2012 11:19:58 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Both my wife and I are happy with the pair that God gave her.

Size doesn't NOT matter - availability does.

Yeah, I know the rules ...

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/Misc/BigOnes.jpg

Boone and Crockett.  Contact them instantly.

8/25/2012 11:20:49 AM EDT
[#39]
What would convince me to give money for a woman's implants?

Well, I guess I'd have to see just how pretty she would look with them. Like what size were you talking about? If she's simply going from a B-cup to a C-cup than that's nothing to amazing or remarkable to me and would really motivate me to be charitable.

I think implants are great. I've been with a few women who have had them and did not find them hard or unattrative at all. In fact, I like breasts perky whether they're real or not is of little concern. Big saggy breasts that look like two fryed eggs nailed to a board is not attractive to me. Mishappen or malformed breasts would trigger my sympathy and likely make me charitable if I knew the woman.

To give a total stranger money for breasts implants honestly it would have to be because she would look smoking hot and agree to share pics. Even then she's not really going to get a lot of money out of me.
8/25/2012 11:22:33 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Arfcom rules on breasts:

Breasts need to be perfect.  Imperfect breasts are gross.

Fake titties are gross and whorish.

Getting fake tits activates the slut mechanism in the amygdala causing inevitable divorce.  

HTH

Particularly if you have one on your foot or the small of your back.

8/25/2012 11:23:10 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
My husband and I were discussing implants yesterday. I was looking on Flicker and saw a woman with a way more impressive rack than I have, so I said "Honey, buy me boobs." He laughed and said for me to post on here.  In your opinion, What would it take for men to help buy another guy's wife implants?  (We do not want donations or anything of the sort.  Just wondering about reactions.)

(I'm terrified of some of the posts I am about to witness.)


http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/19026/801356-lolwut_1__super.jpg


Obama please.


SRSLY? .  Good God, no wonder the left assumes anyone anti-Obama is a racist.

8/25/2012 11:23:35 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Both my wife and I are happy with the pair that God gave her.

Size doesn't NOT matter - availability does.

Yeah, I know the rules ...

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/AR-15_Paul/Misc/BigOnes.jpg

Boone and Crockett.  Contact them instantly.



Indeed.

8/25/2012 11:24:09 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Arfcom rules on breasts:

Breasts need to be perfect.  Imperfect breasts are gross.

Fake titties are gross and whorish.

Getting fake tits activates the slut mechanism in the amygdala causing inevitable divorce.  

HTH

Particularly if you have one on your foot or the small of your back.



8/25/2012 11:24:27 AM EDT
[#44]
Go for it.

A lot more women have them than you would think.

They cost lest than you would think.

They can look more real than you would think.
8/25/2012 11:25:02 AM EDT
[#45]
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1343573_My_Wife_Wants_to_sign_up________.html

Alright, those are mine.
8/25/2012 11:25:18 AM EDT
[#46]
If I'm paying for them, I'm playing with them. Tell your hubby to step  up.
8/25/2012 11:25:58 AM EDT
[#47]
I think we are being trolled.

A boob thread draws in female GD posters like flies to honey
8/25/2012 11:26:17 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Arfcom rules on breasts:

Breasts need to be perfect.  Imperfect breasts are gross.

Fake titties are gross and whorish.

Getting fake tits activates the slut mechanism in the amygdala causing inevitable divorce.  

HTH


Fuck Arfcom's rules.

bolt-ons rock
8/25/2012 11:26:28 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
I think we are being trolled.

A boob thread draws in female GD posters like flies to honey


Mmmmm.....boobs and honey.
8/25/2012 11:27:12 AM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Arfcom rules on breasts:

Breasts need to be perfect.  Imperfect breasts are gross.

Fake titties are gross and whorish.

Getting fake tits activates the slut mechanism in the amygdala causing inevitable divorce.  

HTH

Particularly if you have one on your foot or the small of your back.




What?  Did I say something funny?

Wait.  I think I might have been confused.  That's tattoos, right?  It's so difficult to keep it all straight.  I don't believe there's any aspect of femininity that some guy here doesn't think is gross and whorish.

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