I 100% agree with ya, marksman121.
I got several USPS packages over two days last week.
I got packages A and B on Day 1.
I got package C on Day 2.
The guy tracking package C said he got a delivery alert that it had been delivered Day 1.
I don't know if my dickheaded mail carrier wanted to spread my joy of recieving packages over several days, or he just couldn't be bothered to deliver them all at once, but he scanned a package as delivered a full 24 hours before he actually got it to me.
I imagine he just drove around with it for a day.
I wonder if he put it in the trunk of his personal vehicle, and drove around with it that evening, too.
The sumbitch leaves random flags on the mailboxes in the up position when he takes mail out of the boxes, and randomly leaves mailbox doors open as he delivers mail and drives away.
It's a real hoot on rainy or windy days.
On trash day, if there's a HerbyCurby on the street within 20 before a mailbox he plays parkinglot polo with it, either bouncing it to the sidewalk on the right or leaving it in the street if it bounces to the left.
I hope the bastage suffers from a ruptured taint all summer long before he dies of Anaphylactic shock while jerking off behind the supermarket on his lunch break.
Parked in the sunshine.
<I feel a little better, now.>