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Posted: 4/23/2002 12:04:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2002 10:22:49 AM EDT by satcong]
The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do? Oh, I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shh!," pointing at the bed,"You'll wake your mother"
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 12:08:12 PM EDT
Jesus
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 12:15:17 PM EDT
Your joke makes the baby Jesus cry.[shock]
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 12:18:24 PM EDT
LOL!!! But at the same time, [puke]
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 12:20:23 PM EDT
And to think my day started out good.
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 12:21:38 PM EDT
Duuuuuuuuuuude. [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/eek2.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 12:26:14 PM EDT
BTT, because more people need to be disturbed.
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 12:28:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/23/2002 12:29:06 PM EDT by Slick44Magnum]
The warning made me want to read it that much more.
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 1:09:41 PM EDT
I laughed ... [:D] I cried... [>(] I hurled... [puke] You, Sir, are going to hell!
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 1:24:22 PM EDT
Oh, that's just plain WRONG!!! Disturbed in Oregon
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 1:34:18 PM EDT
That's weird/funny/wrong/a good warning/sick. Keep it comin'!
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 1:44:12 PM EDT
Damn...[:P]...that crowns the list of what NOT to do with your tongue
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 1:45:46 PM EDT
Well....UH...That's funny....I think....wait, no it's not...maybe it is ...or[puke]
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 1:47:24 PM EDT
That one violates White Horse's rule number 3: Look before you lick! -White Horse
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 2:22:38 PM EDT
Oh my god!!!
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 2:25:35 PM EDT
Suddenly I have a strange urge to shave my tongue.
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 3:02:23 PM EDT
That's the sort of mental imagery that can drive a person insane... dear god...
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 3:11:33 PM EDT
ROTFLMAO.... good one... [:)]
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 5:50:04 PM EDT
[b][size=6][blue]DOH!!![/b][/size=6][/blue]
Link Posted: 4/24/2002 4:19:28 AM EDT
"Adult joke, theme strong, don't view under 21" You forgot to add "sick" to your title. "Adult joke, sick, very very sick, theme strong, don't view under 21" Please modify!!!!!
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