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Posted: 4/23/2002 12:04:15 PM EDT

The spark had been lost in this guy's
marriage, so he was trying to
think of a way to rekindle it. One night he
came from work, and found
his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself,
"what should I do? Oh,
I know." He proceeded to get under the covers
and go down on his wife.
Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in
pleasure. After a few
minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she
climaxed. Afterwards,
the man went straight to the bathroom to brush
his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife
there shaving her legs. He
exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?"
She said, "Shh!," pointing at the bed,"You'll wake your mother"

Posted: 4/23/2002 12:08:12 PM EDT

[#1]

Jesus

Posted: 4/23/2002 12:15:17 PM EDT

[#2]

Your joke makes the baby Jesus cry.[shock]

Posted: 4/23/2002 12:18:24 PM EDT

[#3]

LOL!!!

But at the same time, [puke]

Posted: 4/23/2002 12:20:23 PM EDT

[#4]

And to think my day started out good.

Posted: 4/23/2002 12:21:38 PM EDT

[#5]

Duuuuuuuuuuude. [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/eek2.gif[/img]

Posted: 4/23/2002 12:26:14 PM EDT

[#6]

BTT, because more people need to be disturbed.

Posted: 4/23/2002 12:28:31 PM EDT

[#7]

The warning made me want to read it that much more.

Posted: 4/23/2002 1:09:41 PM EDT

[#8]

I laughed ...
[:D]
I cried...
[>(]
I hurled...
[puke]

You, Sir, are going to hell!

Posted: 4/23/2002 1:24:22 PM EDT

[#9]

Oh, that's just plain WRONG!!!

Disturbed in Oregon

Posted: 4/23/2002 1:34:18 PM EDT

[#10]

That's weird/funny/wrong/a good warning/sick.

Keep it comin'!

Posted: 4/23/2002 1:44:12 PM EDT

[#11]

Damn...[:P]...that crowns the list of what NOT to do with your tongue

Posted: 4/23/2002 1:45:46 PM EDT

[#12]

Well....UH...That's funny....I think....wait, no it's not...maybe it is ...or[puke]

Posted: 4/23/2002 1:47:24 PM EDT

[#13]

That one violates White Horse's rule number 3:
Look before you lick!

-White Horse

Posted: 4/23/2002 2:22:38 PM EDT

[#14]

Oh my god!!!

Posted: 4/23/2002 2:25:35 PM EDT

[#15]

Suddenly I have a strange urge to shave my tongue.

Posted: 4/23/2002 3:02:23 PM EDT

[#16]

That's the sort of mental imagery that can drive a person insane... dear god...

Posted: 4/23/2002 3:11:33 PM EDT

[#17]

ROTFLMAO.... good one... [:)]

Posted: 4/23/2002 5:50:04 PM EDT

[#18]

[b][size=6][blue]DOH!!![/b][/size=6][/blue]

Posted: 4/24/2002 4:19:28 AM EDT

[#19]

"Adult joke, theme strong, don't view under 21"

You forgot to add "sick" to your title.

"Adult joke, sick, very very sick, theme strong, don't view under 21"

Please modify!!!!!

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