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Posted: 9/12/2010 8:52:59 PM EDT
It is my birthday.

Big freaking deal.

Our country is going to hell, I'm confident Republicans will waste the opportunity we give them - not totally, but enough to merely stall the obamination, not kill it.

My personal finances are just unthinkable.

My company is stalled until I close a deal for a new plot of land, which is dependant on family money, with the accompanying groveling and biting of lip.

There are no women around here. Fat or hot with kids. That is about it. I did eharmony for a year ending about 6 months ago - ZERO dates, half a dozen matches....apparently I do not fit their metric.

I am still at home, I hate it. My drinking is increasingly dramatically given the facts above, which should be cause for concern, but honestly I don't give a shit.

I helped bury a grandfather, a grandmother, a uncle and a dog of 16 years this summer.


My only good news is I'm working out and lifting more than ever. My firearms industry ideas have all be prototyped are sound, but I can't do shit "for profit" until several steps down the road, the first being getting a plot of land zoned correctly. I do actually get along with my family I live with, but I just feel like shit still being here with little income.

If I was a lazy fucker I'd think I had it made, but I'm just in hell being non-profit producing.

Eh. Whatever, this thread will go to shit in sort order, so fuck you - you know who you are.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 8:54:56 PM EDT
Happy birthday bud. Sounds like you need to go on an adventure.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 8:55:01 PM EDT
Things could be worse.

Happy birthday.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:12:38 PM EDT
What kind of adventure?
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:14:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SaintMichaelArms:
What kind of adventure?


An Excellent one, dude!

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:21:05 PM EDT
Fucka me? FUkayou!!

Goddamn motherfucker cant find the pic I want!

And you think your problems are bad.......pussy
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:21:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By inthe605:
Fucka me? FUkayou!!

Goddamn motherfucker cant find the pic I want!

And you think your problems are bad.......pussy


Can I borrow 135,000 dollars?

I have some bill to pay.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:22:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SouthEndXGF:

Originally Posted By SaintMichaelArms:
What kind of adventure?


An Excellent one, dude!

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/41596-bill_amp_ted_s_excellent_adventure.jpg


Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:23:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SouthEndXGF:

Originally Posted By SaintMichaelArms:
What kind of adventure?


An Excellent one, dude!

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/41596-bill_amp_ted_s_excellent_adventure.jpg


Heh! Well played!!!
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:24:37 PM EDT
Happy Boithday!


Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:39:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 9:41:00 PM EDT by ZekeMenuar]
I had a similar issue with a dating service years ago.



Cancel your next birthday. Really.

Spend your drinking money on classes at community college.
There are all kinds of women there. Girls right out of high school, Cougars, Milfs. You might get lucky.
I met my wife at community college.
And if you are not careful, you might learn something.

Your pity party will get old after awhile. Especially if you are the only one in the room.
Get off you ass and do something.

I hope things get better.

Link Posted: 9/13/2010 2:36:19 AM EDT
Wait...what? You're still living with your parents and you're trying to start a business?
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 2:49:01 AM EDT
All you need is a shot of vagina . Some where in Ms. there is a vagina for you, I've felt similar and some poon really helped put life in a better perspective. btw how old are you today and have as much of a happy birthday as you can.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 3:15:21 AM EDT
Happy birthday, and try match.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 3:24:08 AM EDT
Happy Birthday.

Celebrate, be happy with your life and enjoy it as best you can.

Link Posted: 9/13/2010 4:08:12 AM EDT
Oddly enough, it's only when you have nothing tying you down that you're really free. You can literally go do anything you want.

The power is yours. Use it well.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 4:36:30 AM EDT
But...you have your health! look at the bright side!
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 5:52:27 AM EDT
Any day I can get out of my own bed with both arms and legs working and can get around on my own is the start of a wonderful day for me. I'm just glad I'm not laying in some VA hospital with no legs, part of my face blown away, horribly burned or any of the other heart break these people go through every day.
We don't know what we've got till its gone.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 5:53:56 AM EDT
Happy b-day and hang in there.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 6:00:28 AM EDT
Happy birthday! I feel your pain man. Ya just have to keep chugging along. Its all anyone can do theese days.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 6:14:44 AM EDT
Happy Birthday dude, and enjoy what you have. Just think about it for a moment, somewhere there is a dude just like you, who is in so much worse shape than you.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 6:31:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Marksman14:
Happy birthday, and try match.


This.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 6:32:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:39:54 AM EDT


Could be worse....... your young. life get worse if you let it............................
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:47:15 PM EDT
Step away from TV, newspaper and internet slowly, Turn around and then go out and have some fun.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 6:06:01 PM EDT
......well happy birthday anyway...........
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 6:54:32 PM EDT
Happy Birthday!

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