It is my birthday.

Big freaking deal.

Our country is going to hell, I'm confident Republicans will waste the opportunity we give them - not totally, but enough to merely stall the obamination, not kill it.

My personal finances are just unthinkable.

My company is stalled until I close a deal for a new plot of land, which is dependant on family money, with the accompanying groveling and biting of lip.

There are no women around here.  Fat or hot with kids.  That is about it.  I did eharmony for a year ending about 6 months ago - ZERO dates, half a dozen matches....apparently I do not fit their metric.

I am still at home, I hate it.  My drinking is increasingly dramatically given the facts above, which should be cause for concern, but honestly I don't give a shit.

I helped bury a grandfather, a grandmother, a uncle and a dog of 16 years this summer.


My only good news is I'm working out and lifting more than ever.  My firearms industry ideas have all be prototyped are sound, but I can't do shit "for profit" until several steps down the road, the first being getting a plot of land zoned correctly.  I do actually get along with my family I live with, but I just feel like shit still being here with little income.

If I was a lazy fucker I'd think I had it made, but I'm just in hell being non-profit producing.

Eh.  Whatever, this thread will go to shit in sort order, so fuck you - you know who you are.  

Happy birthday bud. Sounds like you need to go on an adventure.

Things could be worse.

What kind of adventure?

An Excellent one, dude!

Fucka me?  FUkayou!!

Goddamn motherfucker cant find the pic I want!

And you think your problems are bad.......pussy

Can I borrow 135,000 dollars?

I have some bill to pay.

Heh!  Well played!!!

Happy Boithday!

I had a similar issue with a dating service years ago.











Cancel your next birthday.  Really.  





Spend your drinking money on classes at community college.


There are all kinds of women there.  Girls right out of high school, Cougars, Milfs.  You might get lucky.  

I met my wife at community college.


And if you are not careful, you might learn something.





Your pity party will get old after awhile.  Especially if you are the only one in the room.  


Get off you ass and do something.





I hope things get better.
 

Wait...what? You're still living with your parents and you're trying to start a business?

All you need is a shot of vagina . Some where in Ms. there is a vagina for you, I've felt similar and some poon really helped put life in a better perspective. btw how old are you today and have as much of a happy birthday as you can.

Happy birthday, and try match.

Happy Birthday.

Celebrate, be happy with your life and enjoy it as best you can.

Oddly enough, it's only when you have nothing tying you down that you're really free.  You can literally go do anything you want.  

The power is yours.  Use it well.

But...you have your health! look at the bright side!

Any day I can get out of my own bed with both arms and legs working and can get around on my own is the start of a wonderful day for me.  I'm just glad I'm not laying in some VA hospital with no legs, part of my face blown away, horribly burned or any of the other heart break these people go through every day.
We don't know what we've got till its gone.

Happy b-day and hang in there.

Happy birthday!  I feel your pain  man. Ya just have to keep chugging along. Its all anyone can do theese days.

Happy Birthday dude, and enjoy what you have. Just think about it for a moment, somewhere there is a dude just like you, who is in so much worse shape than you.

This.

Could be worse....... your young.  life get worse if you let it............................

Step away from TV, newspaper and internet slowly, Turn around and then go out and have some fun.

......well happy birthday anyway...........

Happy Birthday!