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Posted: 9/9/2010 9:05:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2010 10:09:03 AM EDT by damcv62]
So I was invited to go with my parents to a friend of theirs cook out last weekend. Saturday. I said sure, why not. I head to my parents, jump in with them, drive over to their friends. We go back by the pool, get a couple of drinks, get the grill going. Now my parents are in their mid 50's, I'd guess their friends are the same age. They have a couple of daughter. One lives right up the road. We'll call her BD(bad daughter). She is mid 20's? I'd guess 24 or 25. I'd never met her before. She has a son, we'll call him LB(little boy). I'd guess he is 5 or 6. Never met him either. So another husband and wife show up, we are getting burgers and such, sit down and are eating.

So the host of the party, GP and GM(grandpa and grandma) are talking, GM says that BD is coming over later to bring over LB. She is baby sitting LB for the night. Ok, fair enough. About a half hour later, BD shows up with LB. Now BD isn't too bad. Not going to lie, she is pretty attractive(sorry, no photos, you'll understand why later). So she shows up wearing a little summer dress. Short. Very short. Like comes down to her wrists when her arms are hanging by her side. GM asks her if she is really going to dinner dressed like that??? BD kind of rolls her eyes, says that is the "style" and not to worry about it. So GP asks LB if he is hungry, BD says that LB ate a whole bag of that cheesy pop corn at the photo shoot today, so likely isn't hungry. I kind of perk up, well, cause its a cute girl and she does photo shoots. I like photo shoots, so figured maybe this would be a new subject.

Anyway, BD leaves, GP gets LB a plate of food, he is sitting at the table munching away. So GM asks LB how the photo shoot was.

LB lights up, gets all excited, and says "It was GREAT GM!!! This time mommy didn't have ANY cloths on!!!!"



Deathly silence. I'm trying so hard not to laugh. GM, GP, my parents, and the other couple, are just looking at each other, trying to find the words to say something. The husband of the other couple goes "son of a bitch" and wanders off. GM goes, "she wasn't wearing anything???"

LB goes, "well, at one point she was wearing a coat, but didn't have any bra or panties on under it." "and she also had a, oh, one of those things you wrap around you....." some one said scarf? LB goes, "yeah, a scarf!!! But she didn't have any bra or panties on for that either"

LB had no problems talking about this, and was very happy even. My guess this isn't the first time this has happened.

No wonder there are so many shrinks out there. This kid is going to need therapy. I mean, I remember going to school when I was like 13 or 14 and some kid had a play boy he got from his dad, and that was amazing. This kid isn't even 7 and boobs nor full naked women phase him.

I know. CSB. Thread is useless with out photos. I've been looking to see if she has any posted, because GM said she is trying to be a model. Nothing yet. If I find some, I'll post them. So how was your labor day???
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:09:22 AM EDT
I see porn in her future.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:11:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Droc556:
I see porn in her future.


I see porn in her present.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:12:13 AM EDT
Should've got her number.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:12:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Droc556:
I see porn in her future.


Future?
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:12:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By jmt1991:
Originally Posted By Droc556:
I see porn in her future.


I see porn in her present.


probably quite a bit in her past too

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:13:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Spade:

Originally Posted By Droc556:
I see porn in her future.


Future?


she's got a future....its so dark you need NVGs to see it though

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:13:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Droc556:
I see porn in her future.

now thats Captain Obvious right there.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:14:49 AM EDT
In on one.

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:16:12 AM EDT
LB knows that when the clothes come off BD has money for toys and McDonalds and such.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:17:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By itsARanchrifle:
Should've got her number.


Well, It has been established she puts out................... thus, LB

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:17:44 AM EDT
I'll need the notes from your more detailed interview with LB. Details on the name and location of photo shoot.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:20:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By damcv62:
(sorry, no photos, you'll understand why later).


Actually, I understand less now.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:20:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:21:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:21:23 AM EDT
Oedipus complex incoming!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:21:55 AM EDT
looks like I left PA a week too early
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:23:20 AM EDT
that is a cool story



bro
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:24:41 AM EDT
The husband of the other couple goes "son of a bitch" and wanders off.

I lost it right about here.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:24:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By damcv62:
I mean, I remember going to school when I was like 13 or 14 and some kid had a play boy he got from his dad, and that was amazing. This kid isn't even 7 and boobs nor full naked women phase him.


It has to be posted:

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:26:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PantherArms762:
Originally Posted By damcv62:
(sorry, no photos, you'll understand why later).


Actually, I understand less now.


Yerp. I am disappoint.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:59:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Mister-Z:
Originally Posted By itsARanchrifle:
Should've got her number.


Well, It has been established she puts out................... thus, LB



And she obviously has no problems with nudity. SIIHPAPP.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:04:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By larkinmusic:
The husband of the other couple goes "son of a bitch" and wanders off.

I lost it right about here.


No doubt to A) lose control of said laughter and B) Get on a computer immediately and start googling BD's name
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:09:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
Originally Posted By jmt1991:
Originally Posted By Droc556:
I see porn in her future.


I see porn in her present.


probably quite a bit in her past too



Yep. "I used to do drugs porn. I still do drugs porn, but I used to, too."
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:09:44 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Droc556:
I see porn in her future.


I'd be willing to bet its in her past, and present.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:10:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By itsARanchrifle:
Should've got her number.


Trust me, I was trying to come up with a way to slip her my card. But I failed. I didn't want my parents to get upset over it.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:13:26 AM EDT
Luv them pool parties!
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:18:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PantherArms762:
Originally Posted By damcv62:
(sorry, no photos, you'll understand why later).


Actually, I understand less now.


Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:23:31 AM EDT
True story time:

I had a buddy come over once with a couple of new porn DVDs. He wanted me to see them. I declined, but he persisted, and insisted on watching them.

He pops in the first DVD and sits on the couch. After about a minute or two, I explain that I am really NOT comfortable watching this with him.

He explains that it is NOT gay, and that I should relax about it. I explained that I was NOT concerned about it being gay, I was concerned because his fiv e year old son was watching from the couch as well.

Moral of the story, everyone has a wide range of what they think is acceptable to expose their kids to.

TRG
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:30:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
True story time:

I had a buddy come over once with a couple of new porn DVDs. He wanted me to see them. I declined, but he persisted, and insisted on watching them.

He pops in the first DVD and sits on the couch. After about a minute or two, I explain that I am really NOT comfortable watching this with him.

He explains that it is NOT gay, and that I should relax about it. I explained that I was NOT concerned about it being gay, I was concerned because his five year old son was watching from the couch as well.

Moral of the story, everyone has a wide range of what they think is acceptable to expose their kids to.

TRG

Is this person still a "buddy"?

Your cool story is worse than the OP - and that really is saying something.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:49:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2010 10:52:59 AM EDT by Notched]
five or six year old kid says "bra and panties"?

and breaks down the event as well... "at one point"...




Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:50:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2010 10:51:39 AM EDT by LHD]
Originally Posted By damcv62:
Originally Posted By itsARanchrifle:
Should've got her number.


Trust me, I was trying to come up with a way to slip her my card. But I failed. I didn't want my parents to get upset over it.


You need to slip her more than your card. Unless its printed on your dick.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:53:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
True story time:

I had a buddy come over once with a couple of new porn DVDs. He wanted me to see them. I declined, but he persisted, and insisted on watching them.

He pops in the first DVD and sits on the couch. After about a minute or two, I explain that I am really NOT comfortable watching this with him.

He explains that it is NOT gay, and that I should relax about it. I explained that I was NOT concerned about it being gay, I was concerned because his fiv e year old son was watching from the couch as well.

Moral of the story, everyone has a wide range of what they think is acceptable to expose their kids to.

TRG

And you let this happen in your house?

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 10:57:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Droc556:
I see porn in her future.

I'm hoping so from the description
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 11:23:37 AM EDT
Where in PA?? I might know her.








Link Posted: 9/9/2010 11:54:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
True story time:

I had a buddy come over once with a couple of new porn DVDs. He wanted me to see them. I declined, but he persisted, and insisted on watching them.

He pops in the first DVD and sits on the couch. After about a minute or two, I explain that I am really NOT comfortable watching this with him.

He explains that it is NOT gay, and that I should relax about it. I explained that I was NOT concerned about it being gay, I was concerned because his fiv e year old son was watching from the couch as well.

Moral of the story, everyone has a wide range of what they think is acceptable to expose their kids to.

TRG

Even today, that's outside most people's normal range.

Every time I heard someone drop the F bomb in front of their kids I want to donkey punch 'em.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 12:11:19 PM EDT
My wife teaches preschool and always has stories about what her kids have seen that shock me.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 12:11:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2010 12:11:53 PM EDT by ZootTX]
double tap
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:49:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ten-ring:
LB knows that when the clothes come off BD has money for toys and McDonalds and such.


lol. So true. Guess he doesn't care either way. I just see him sitting on a couch in 10 years retelling this to a shrink.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:50:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Mister-Z:
Originally Posted By itsARanchrifle:
Should've got her number.


Well, It has been established she puts out................... thus, LB



And gets naked for the flavor of the week. GM said she doesn't get paid for the shoots, and she has done this with a number of different guys. Now I just have to find how to get ahold of her.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:52:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By PantherArms762:
Originally Posted By damcv62:
(sorry, no photos, you'll understand why later).


Actually, I understand less now.


Well, because it would have been a little weird if I was trying to snap photos of her. Well, I mean, I guess I failed either way. But whatever. If I had known going into it that she would strip for any idiot and a camera, I would have stopped her when she got out of her car and before she got to the pool.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:54:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:54:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By peekay:
I'll need the notes from your more detailed interview with LB. Details on the name and location of photo shoot.


I swear I've seen her before online some where. My buddy is a member on MM, I think I've seen her posted there before, but I'm looking to see if I can find her.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 2:55:17 PM EDT
Lucky kid!
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:03:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LarryLove:
Lucky kid!


wait... wut? you think that's cool?
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:05:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By larkinmusic:

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
True story time:

I had a buddy come over once with a couple of new porn DVDs. He wanted me to see them. I declined, but he persisted, and insisted on watching them.

He pops in the first DVD and sits on the couch. After about a minute or two, I explain that I am really NOT comfortable watching this with him.

He explains that it is NOT gay, and that I should relax about it. I explained that I was NOT concerned about it being gay, I was concerned because his fiv e year old son was watching from the couch as well.

Moral of the story, everyone has a wide range of what they think is acceptable to expose their kids to.

TRG

And you let this happen in your house?



Let?

Re-read it. I tend to avoid physical violence over simple disagreements. His kid, his decision.

TRG
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:07:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Fourays2:


I choose to laugh instead. What can you do? Its not my family. I have nothing to do with her, or her kid. I think its sad he is put in that situation, but what can you do? MYOB. Unless you want to call child services.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:08:18 PM EDT
BD should have given you a BJ while you CD on her VG, MK?
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:13:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By swingset:
BD should have given you a BJ while you CD on her VG, MK?


Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:14:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MP15T:
Originally Posted By swingset:
BD should have given you a BJ while you CD on her VG, MK?




Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:24:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jmt1991:
Originally Posted By Droc556:
I see porn in her future.


I see porn in her present.





Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Winner winner chicken dinner!





BTW, can we at least get her porn star name so that we can google her properly?
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