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Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:27:44 PM EDT
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you meant "faze him" not phase

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:29:26 PM EDT
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BD should have given you a BJ while you CD on her VG, MK?








ahahahahah I was looking at posting something similar before i saw this. You nailed it!









 
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:29:43 PM EDT
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True story time:

I had a buddy come over once with a couple of new porn DVDs.  He wanted me to see them.  I declined, but he persisted, and insisted on watching them.

He pops in the first DVD and sits on the couch.  After about a minute or two, I explain that I am really NOT comfortable watching this with him.

He explains that it is NOT gay, and that I should relax about it.  I explained that I was NOT concerned about it being gay, I was concerned because his fiv e year old son was watching from the couch as well.

Moral of the story, everyone has a wide range of what they think is acceptable to expose their kids to.

TRG

Even today, that's outside most people's normal range.  

Every time I heard someone drop the F bomb in front of their kids I want to donkey punch 'em.


showing porn to children is probably something that could get the kids taken away

guy sounds like a real POS
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:35:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/9/2010 3:39:39 PM EDT
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The husband of the other couple goes "son of a bitch" and wanders off.



I lost it right about here.


Pissed he missed the shoot?



 
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:33:12 PM EDT
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So if you are going to have a naked photo shoot, leave your 5 year old at home. I'm with ya on this one.

(sorry, no photos, you'll understand why later) But this one, I don't understand, where are the pictures?

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 4:41:28 PM EDT
[#7]
Get a grip....y'all talking like the child is scared for life...lmao!

Seriously people...tits and ass never hurt anyone!  Americans and their crazy prude ways:-(
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:41:14 PM EDT
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The husband of the other couple goes "son of a bitch" and wanders off.

I lost it right about here.

Pissed he missed the shoot?
 


Maybe he was just describing the kid!
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:10:12 PM EDT
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The husband of the other couple goes "son of a bitch" and wanders off.

I lost it right about here.


I was really, really having a hard time not laughing my ass off. I think my dad saw me.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:12:16 PM EDT
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(sorry, no photos, you'll understand why later).


Actually, I understand less now.


Yerp. I am disappoint.


I explained more below. Sorry. I guess it made more sense in my head then online. I couldn't take photos of her because of the LB and his stories. But she left before them. So that really isn't an excuse. So I just failed. Long of the short.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:13:25 PM EDT
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The husband of the other couple goes "son of a bitch" and wanders off.

I lost it right about here.


No doubt to A) lose control of said laughter and B) Get on a computer immediately and start googling BD's name


I've tried B. No luck so far. I swear I've seen her photos before. Of course I didn't know her till last Saturday, so I didn't think anything of it. It may not have been on MM. I'll keep looking.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:14:28 PM EDT
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Luv them pool parties!




I didn't even think of that. Epic Ed's wife was NOT at this pool party. I would have taken photos if she was.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:15:19 PM EDT
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True story time:

I had a buddy come over once with a couple of new porn DVDs.  He wanted me to see them.  I declined, but he persisted, and insisted on watching them.

He pops in the first DVD and sits on the couch.  After about a minute or two, I explain that I am really NOT comfortable watching this with him.

He explains that it is NOT gay, and that I should relax about it.  I explained that I was NOT concerned about it being gay, I was concerned because his fiv e year old son was watching from the couch as well.

Moral of the story, everyone has a wide range of what they think is acceptable to expose their kids to.

TRG


Damn. Did you smack him upside the head?
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:16:46 PM EDT
[#14]
Got a number?
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:17:13 PM EDT
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five or six year old kid says "bra and panties"?

and breaks down the event as well... "at one point"...






Ok, so maybe he didn't say at one point, but he did say bra and panties. He may have been 7. I don't know kids. He was young, how about that? Kindergarden. So what age would that make him?
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:17:54 PM EDT
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Should've got her number.


Trust me, I was trying to come up with a way to slip her my card. But I failed. I didn't want my parents to get upset over it.


You need to slip her more than your card. Unless its printed on your dick.


Trust me, I've stuck it to my share of crazy chicks, I don't need any more help with that.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:18:21 PM EDT
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Where in PA?? I might know her.










Central Pa.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:20:45 PM EDT
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Anyway, BD leaves, GP gets LB a plate of food, he is sitting at the table munching away. So GM asks LB how the photo shoot was.

LB lights up, gets all excited, and says "It was GREAT GM!!! This time mommy didn't have ANY cloths on!!!!"



Deathly silence. I'm trying so hard not to laugh. GM, GP, my parents, and the other couple, are just looking at each other, trying to find the words to say something. The husband of the other couple goes "son of a bitch" and wanders off. GM goes, "she wasn't wearing anything???"

Kudos to you... I'd have died laughing right there and been wholly unable to stop it.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:24:31 PM EDT
[#19]
Pix of BD?  What's her hourly rate for "modeling" ?
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:31:27 PM EDT
[#20]
pics or stfu.....not my rules
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:32:16 PM EDT
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pics or stfu.....not my rules

Ultra fail. It's pics or GTFO.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:01:30 PM EDT
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I see porn in her future.




I see porn in her present.  






 
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:19:16 PM EDT
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Oedipus complex incoming!!!!!






Link Posted: 9/10/2010 12:50:30 AM EDT
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Get a grip....y'all talking like the child is scared for life...lmao!

Seriously people...tits and ass never hurt anyone!  Americans and their crazy prude ways:-(


QFT.  Naked ladies aren't dirty.  They're just naked.  Folks here act like there's something inherently evil about nakedness.  

Same goes for sex.  Folks here seem just like the hadjis over here.  They drool and leg hump over anything with a clit and more than a square inch of skin showing, but in the same breath they'll condemn the girl as a dirty slut and make all kinds of predictions of dire consequences based on her sinful whatever.  

It'd be funny if the folks here weren't so serious about it.  

Boobs are good.
Pie is good.
Sex is good.

Women willing to share the above with me?  They're good too.  

Y'all say "slut" like it's a bad thing.....
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 1:08:45 AM EDT
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(sorry, no photos, you'll understand why later).




Actually, I understand less now.


I'll second that.



 
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 1:14:25 AM EDT
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The husband of the other couple goes "son of a bitch" and wanders off.

I lost it right about here.


No doubt to A) lose control of said laughter and B) Get on a computer immediately and start googling BD's name


I've tried B. No luck so far. I swear I've seen her photos before. Of course I didn't know her till last Saturday, so I didn't think anything of it. It may not have been on MM. I'll keep looking.


You didn't try hard enough. Guarantee you /b/ would have found it
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 1:53:20 AM EDT
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BD should have given you a BJ while you CD on her VG, MK?






Link Posted: 9/10/2010 2:07:48 AM EDT
[#28]
oops



Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:04:13 AM EDT
[#29]
Can you say CPS?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:11:39 AM EDT
[#30]
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LB knows that when the clothes come off BD has money for toys and McDonalds and such.


Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:12:14 AM EDT
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LB had no problems talking about this, and was very happy even. My guess this isn't the first time this has happened.

No wonder there are so many shrinks out there. This kid is going to need therapy. I mean, I remember going to school when I was like 13 or 14 and some kid had a play boy he got from his dad, and that was amazing. This kid isn't even 7 and boobs nor full naked women phase him.  



Millions of kids have gone to nude beaches with their parents in Europe & don't need shrinks, not to mention nudist colonies here in the states. The only reason a kid would freak out of nudity is from people whom are anally uptight over it, IMO.

My .o2
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:18:50 AM EDT
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needs pics, but you knew that already...
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:20:18 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:34:34 AM EDT
[#34]
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The husband of the other couple goes "son of a bitch" and wanders off.

I lost it right about here.


I was thinking 'Hank Hill' myself...
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 3:41:26 AM EDT
[#35]
Where was the kid's father in all this?



Is the kid's father even in the picture?




I guess BD isn't married to the father of LB?




Does she even know who he is?




Link Posted: 9/10/2010 6:26:02 AM EDT
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Lucky kid!


You got a thing for your mom?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 6:29:11 AM EDT
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BD should have given you a BJ while you CD on her VG, MK?






Link Posted: 9/10/2010 6:35:15 AM EDT
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2nd post nails it.  
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 6:36:09 AM EDT
[#39]
Kids see their parents naked at one time or another, chances are this single mother has been naked around her son plenty as she gets out of the shower getting dressed normal non perverted situations where the kid is present. However he is getting too old to see these things now.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 6:38:52 AM EDT
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I was a child psychologist until I retired in 2006.  This does not even rate runner-up status except for the laughs.

Heck, I've had kids invited into bed with the parents as PARTICIPANTS during bondage play.  
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 6:48:01 AM EDT
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I have a camera
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 6:54:16 AM EDT
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Where was the kid's father in all this?
Is the kid's father even in the picture?
I guess BD isn't married to the father of LB?
Does she even know who he is?


I'm guessing he might have been, literally, at one time.
 
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:45:43 AM EDT
[#43]
Well, to be fair, seeing your mom naked isn't the same as seeing other women naked.  Not that this girl sounds like a good mother or anything, but just the fact that he's seen his mommy nude wouldn't bother me.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:49:00 AM EDT
[#44]
If I participated in a naked AR-15 shoot, the police would shut it down faster than any of you could bat an eye.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:51:20 AM EDT
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So I was invited to go with my parents to a friend of theirs cook out last weekend. Saturday. I said sure, why not. I head to my parents, jump in with them, drive over to their friends. We go back by the pool, get a couple of drinks, get the grill going. Now my parents are in their mid 50's, I'd guess their friends are the same age. They have a couple of daughter. One lives right up the road. We'll call her BD(bad daughter). She is mid 20's? I'd guess 24 or 25. I'd never met her before. She has a son, we'll call him LB(little boy). I'd guess he is 5 or 6. Never met him either. So another husband and wife show up, we are getting burgers and such, sit down and are eating.

So the host of the party, GP and GM(grandpa and grandma) are talking, GM says that BD is coming over later to bring over LB. She is baby sitting LB for the night. Ok, fair enough. About a half hour later, BD shows up with LB. Now BD isn't too bad. Not going to lie, she is pretty attractive(sorry, no photos, you'll understand why later). So she shows up wearing a little summer dress. Short. Very short. Like comes down to her wrists when her arms are hanging by her side. GM asks her if she is really going to dinner dressed like that??? BD kind of rolls her eyes, says that is the "style" and not to worry about it. So GP asks LB if he is hungry, BD says that LB ate a whole bag of that cheesy pop corn at the photo shoot today, so likely isn't hungry. I kind of perk up, well, cause its a cute girl and she does photo shoots. I like photo shoots, so figured maybe this would be a new subject.

Anyway, BD leaves, GP gets LB a plate of food, he is sitting at the table munching away. So GM asks LB how the photo shoot was.

LB lights up, gets all excited, and says "It was GREAT GM!!! This time mommy didn't have ANY cloths on!!!!"



Deathly silence. I'm trying so hard not to laugh. GM, GP, my parents, and the other couple, are just looking at each other, trying to find the words to say something. The husband of the other couple goes "son of a bitch" and wanders off. GM goes, "she wasn't wearing anything???"

LB goes, "well, at one point she was wearing a coat, but didn't have any bra or panties on under it."  "and she also had a, oh, one of those things you wrap around you....." some one said scarf? LB goes, "yeah, a scarf!!! But she didn't have any bra or panties on for that either"

LB had no problems talking about this, and was very happy even. My guess this isn't the first time this has happened.

No wonder there are so many shrinks out there. This kid is going to need therapy. I mean, I remember going to school when I was like 13 or 14 and some kid had a play boy he got from his dad, and that was amazing. This kid isn't even 7 and boobs nor full naked women phase him.  

I know. CSB. Thread is useless with out photos. I've been looking to see if she has any posted, because GM said she is trying to be a model. Nothing yet. If I find some, I'll post them. So how was your labor day???


Do a search for models from your area on model mayhem. Might find her there.

ETA: D'oh - sounds like you're already aware of that.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:51:49 AM EDT
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Should've got her number.




Trust me, I was trying to come up with a way to slip her my card. But I failed. I didn't want my parents to get upset over it.
Fool!



You give it to LB, along with a Twenty and say, "this is for you, make sure your mom gets this card, don't let GM see it".





 
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:52:03 AM EDT
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Should've got her number.


X eleventybillion plus 1
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:52:41 AM EDT
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I see porn in her future present.




RIF
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:56:23 AM EDT
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five or six year old kid says "bra and panties"?



and breaks down the event as well... "at one point"...













Ok, so maybe he didn't say at one point, but he did say bra and panties. He may have been 7. I don't know kids. He was young, how about that? Kindergarden. So what age would that make him?
5





 
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:38:07 AM EDT
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My wife teaches preschool and always has stories about what her kids have seen that shock me.


When my kid was in preschool, I was in Iraq.  My wife is an accountant.

One day, they were talking about families, and my kid says, "My dad shoots people and my mom counts the money."
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