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Posted: 9/7/2010 10:40:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/8/2010 7:01:23 PM EDT by kap_x]
So like usual, I've had a few drinks sitting in front of a microphone.
This is never a winning combination (or always, I can never figure it out), but I don't care. Plus when I'm drinking I don't care about sidechain de-essing or professionalism

I recorded the infamous McUzi rant.
I did it in one take (sans deleting a cough), and I've been drinking, so deal with it.

Please right click -> save as to save bandwith.

http://bit.ly/9HbXl6 (*.mp3 format)





Volume 2: Now with more drunk tongue twisting
http://bit.ly/bHpryu
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 10:43:52 PM EDT
I'm going to take an acting class just so I can deliver this monologue on stage
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 10:44:05 PM EDT
Tag
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 10:45:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Pita_146:
Tag


what this guy said
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 10:48:55 PM EDT
All the fun lunatics are gone now
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 10:48:56 PM EDT
You need to drink more.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 10:49:19 PM EDT
do i remember mcuzis rant?
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 10:49:29 PM EDT
Very articulate.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 10:49:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By kap_x:
I'm going to take an acting class just so I can deliver this monologue on stage

Just look for an open-mic night at a comedy club or poetry corner. Post video.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 10:49:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By kap_x:
So like usual, I've had a few drinks sitting in front of a microphone.
This is never a winning combination (or always, I can never figure it out), but I don't care. Plus when I'm drinking I don't care about sidechain de-essing or professionalism

I recorded the infamous McUzi rant.
I did it in one take (sans deleting a cough), and I've been drinking, so deal with it.

Please right click -> save as to save bandwith.

http://bit.ly/9HbXl6 (*.mp3 format)




Not when sober. 100% WIN while drunk. Consider this a tag.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 11:24:07 PM EDT
Tag

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 11:28:16 PM EDT
Who was on the recieving end of that!? I would have just killed myself
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 11:29:50 PM EDT


McHistoric verbal ass handing....





Link Posted: 9/7/2010 11:33:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hkhamartia:
Originally Posted By Pita_146:
Tag


what this guy said


What one o dems said.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 11:43:01 PM EDT
Bravo!

Link Posted: 9/7/2010 11:53:29 PM EDT
Nice. Reminds me of this. McUzi taunts the banhammer
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 11:57:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2010 11:59:37 PM EDT by Frost7]
Great rant. Reader needs acting classes.




EDIT: Nevermind, you got into the groove after about a minute and a half in and it got great.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 11:58:16 PM EDT
HAHAHAHA NICE!!!
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 12:00:22 AM EDT
What did I just do?
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 12:03:31 AM EDT
Heil?
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 12:12:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Olyshooter:
Who was on the recieving end of that!? I would have just killed myself

Garandman.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 12:33:26 AM EDT
Very nice sir.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 12:36:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mattsd:
All the fun lunatics are gone now



You have me now.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 12:37:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/8/2010 12:38:01 AM EDT by Znak]
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:

Originally Posted By mattsd:
All the fun lunatics are gone now



You have me now.


Californian Douche != Fun lunatic.

Sorry.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 12:52:15 AM EDT
I don't know,kinda reminded me of Dr. Seuss.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 1:06:11 AM EDT
I miss the old days.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 1:31:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Znak:
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:

Originally Posted By mattsd:
All the fun lunatics are gone now



You have me now.


Californian Douche != Fun lunatic.

Sorry.

I dont see where you get that from.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 1:46:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 1:59:26 AM EDT
Good performance.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 2:14:17 AM EDT
What was McUzi's time period here?

I don't know if I remember seeing him him.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 3:07:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 3:31:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By osprey21:

Originally Posted By capnrob97:
What was McUzi's time period here?

I don't know if I remember seeing him him.

IIRC he was gone by the middle of 03'


About right.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 3:54:33 AM EDT

What a rant . I would have resorted to a fuck you in the first 90 seconds .
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 4:13:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By kap_x:
I'm going to take an acting class just so I can deliver this monologue on stage


"I fart in your general direction": Monty Python
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 5:58:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/8/2010 6:00:54 AM EDT by Tekka]

I miss McUzi.

Anybody remember McUzi.com?
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:09:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:17:34 AM EDT
poetry... (snapping fingers)
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:21:20 AM EDT
What's Landon up to these days? What a charachter.......
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:23:45 AM EDT
I was too late for the McUzi days.

I always imagined it with more venom and spittle.

decent job overall though.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:27:16 AM EDT
I know it was a little before my time
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:58:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:

Originally Posted By Znak:
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:

Originally Posted By mattsd:
All the fun lunatics are gone now



You have me now.


Californian Douche != Fun lunatic.

Sorry.

I dont see where you get that from.


Probably your posts, asshat.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:15:07 AM EDT
Good job!
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:22:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By osprey21:

Originally Posted By capnrob97:
What was McUzi's time period here?

I don't know if I remember seeing him him.

IIRC he was gone by the middle of 03'


I always wanted McUzi and Norman74 to get into a fight. That would have been one epic thread.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:47:42 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Tekka:

I miss McUzi.

Anybody remember McUzi.com?


The best was after McUzi.com; when McUzi got torn up, eaten and digested by the Beer Jager crew on the original F-A.com. That was brutal, and after the Americorps shit came out, McUzi was done.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:49:39 AM EDT
I tried to join his club one time then he dissapeared
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:57:05 AM EDT
Disturbing with some funny mixed in
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:07:08 AM EDT
What originally prompted this rant?

????????????????????????????
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:21:21 AM EDT
wish i could find the original in the archives
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:36:59 AM EDT
Ah I remember the 400lb racist wannabe cop-killer. Although, he had his moments where he could be genuinely intelligent and somewhat humorous. Wonder if he ever got the gyro-jet back on track?
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:20:01 AM EDT
lol, could you send me a text copy of this? Its different than the one I right-click saved.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:26:52 AM EDT
It has been a very long time. There were quite a few old timers that all left about that same time.
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