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Posted: 9/7/2010 4:27:52 AM EDT
On episodes too hard to choose but for character it's easy.
The Sea Captain. "I hate the sea and everything in it."
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:28:22 AM EDT
The fat guy is funny.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:29:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2010 4:29:19 AM EDT by RarestRX]
I haven't watched the Simpsons in probably a decade.

Sorry.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:31:52 AM EDT
Monty Burns
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:33:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RarestRX:
I haven't watched the Simpsons in probably a decade.

Sorry.

Its funny decreased significantly about a decade ago.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:34:12 AM EDT
Rush L. was funny....
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:35:16 AM EDT
My favorite episode is Bart the General.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:39:24 AM EDT
The supporting cast made that show.

Monty Burns, Chief Wiggum and Ralph, Krusty, Comic Book Guy...

They were the characters with the best lines.

Monty and Ralph were my favorites.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:44:28 AM EDT
My favorite character has always been Chief Wiggum andf my favorite episode was the one with Homer getting fat, so he can work from home.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:48:49 AM EDT
I haven't watched the show in quite some time, but Moe the bartender was always my favorite character.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:50:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2010 4:51:37 AM EDT by InheritedAnArsenal]

Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:59:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2010 5:00:24 AM EDT by Admiral_Crunch]


Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice."
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 5:01:59 AM EDT
Let's not forget the surplus store owner. Didn't get nearly enough lines.
"Foiled by my own shotty merchandise!!!!"
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 5:03:42 AM EDT
Originally Posted By saigamanTX:
On episodes too hard to choose but for character it's easy.
The Sea Captain. "I hate the sea and everything in it."




This.

Link Posted: 9/7/2010 5:04:12 AM EDT
The old episodes were awesome. Not sure what episode it was but the quote had my crying.

Homer was asked something about marriage and his response was, "Marriage is like death and every kid is an extra nail in the coffin."
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 5:05:32 AM EDT
<––––––––––––- I wonder


Link Posted: 9/7/2010 5:06:41 AM EDT
Actually one of my favorite lines was a monty burns one and it came from the movie.

"I have two buttons here. One supplies your town with electricity the other releases the hounds. Reach me make me your brother."

Apu"Just look to your heart and you will find the answer."
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 5:06:44 AM EDT
None of them.......it is the stoopid with all the turmoil and problems in the world to sit and waste the breath you take watching it
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 5:08:19 AM EDT
No favorite character or episode but I do enjoy Simpsons anime porn!
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 5:09:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2010 5:09:48 AM EDT by mjohn3006]
The one where Homer gets a gun is priceless.

Gun Shop Owner: Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit. Holster...
Homer: Oh, yeah.
Gun Shop Owner: Bandoleer.
Homer: Baby.
Gun Shop Owner: Silencer.
Homer: Mmm-hmm.
Gun Shop Owner: Loudener.
Homer: [drooling noise]
Gun Shop Owner: Speed-cocker.
Homer: Ooh, I like the sound of that.
Gun Shop Owner: And this is for shooting down police helicopters.
Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that.....yet.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 5:53:23 AM EDT
There's the Pie Man episode that makes me think one or more of the writers posts here, especially with the pie buy back that passed out guns as incentives.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 5:56:02 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 6:00:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:


Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice."

Troy McClure == Lenny Magill
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 6:06:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SultanOfBrunei:
Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
http://www.simpsonovci.com/img/postavy/troy.gif

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice."

Troy McClure == Lenny Magill
http://timezonemultimedia.com/images/lenny.jpg

Huh?
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 6:12:38 AM EDT
"I'm like a chocoholic, only for alcohol!"
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 6:14:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Foxtrot243:
None of them.......it is the stoopid with all the turmoil and problems in the world to sit and waste the breath you take watching it


With all the turmoil and problems in the world, this post is a waste of my time.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 6:14:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Foxtrot243:
None of them.......it is the stoopid with all the turmoil and problems in the world to sit and waste the breath you take watching it



Ever watch the one where the aliens kidnap Bob Dole and Bill Clinton?Then make themselves look like them?

Then go out and campign-"Abortions for all" crowd boos,"Abortions for none" crowd boos,"Abortions for some,small American flags for others" crowd cheers.


The night before the election,Homer unmasks them in front of the crowd,one of the aliens says "You have to vote for one of us,what are you going to do?Throw away your vote on a third party???Ross Perot is in the audience and throws down his hat.



The next day,the people are slaves in chains being whipped,and Homer says,don't blame me,I voted for the other guy (the other alien).

Friggin' classic!!!

Link Posted: 9/7/2010 6:15:08 AM EDT
Its amazing the show is still going on.

I remember how when the show first got started it was all about Bart and his "coolness" then Bart became yesterdays news and its turned into a show all about Homer and his antics.

Sorta how South Park has sort of focused more on Randy Marsh.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 6:17:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Averagebear:
Monty Burns


Especially early Monty, the guy was phenominal.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 6:19:24 AM EDT
I'm sorry, but the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check. HOMER Five days? But I'm mad now! ...
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 7:09:22 AM EDT
My favorite episode was the one where Bart sang the theme to Shaft with Lisa.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:23:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
The one where Homer gets a gun is priceless.

Gun Shop Owner: Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit. Holster...
Homer: Oh, yeah.
Gun Shop Owner: Bandoleer.
Homer: Baby.
Gun Shop Owner: Silencer.
Homer: Mmm-hmm.
Gun Shop Owner: Loudener.
Homer: [drooling noise]
Gun Shop Owner: Speed-cocker.
Homer: Ooh, I like the sound of that.
Gun Shop Owner: And this is for shooting down police helicopters.
Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that.....yet.




Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:29:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bcw107:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
The one where Homer gets a gun is priceless.

Gun Shop Owner: Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit. Holster...
Homer: Oh, yeah.
Gun Shop Owner: Bandoleer.
Homer: Baby.
Gun Shop Owner: Silencer.
Homer: Mmm-hmm.
Gun Shop Owner: Loudener.
Homer: [drooling noise]
Gun Shop Owner: Speed-cocker.
Homer: Ooh, I like the sound of that.
Gun Shop Owner: And this is for shooting down police helicopters.
Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that.....yet.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY



My favorite by far. It has both anti and pro gun messages. But overall a slight lean in favor with a focus on safety and not being stupid with firearms.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:45:43 AM EDT
hum the Fun Shop owner sounds ah little like Charles Bronson IMO.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:57:07 AM EDT
Of course you'll have to come back in three days to pick up your gun.

Homer: But I'm Angry Now!
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 8:57:41 AM EDT
I stopped watching that crap when it went full liberal retard, that was something like 6 years ago
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:20:33 AM EDT
One of my favorite lines was when Homer walks into the Kwik-e-mart, and tries to feed the statute of Ganesh.

Apu says (in his bad Indian accent), "Please, do not feed my god a peanut."

Willie is probably my favorite character of the bunch.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:35:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2010 9:37:38 AM EDT by Cypher15]


great episode.

my favorite one is booze baron homer.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:37:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Originally Posted By bcw107:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
The one where Homer gets a gun is priceless.

Gun Shop Owner: Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit. Holster...
Homer: Oh, yeah.
Gun Shop Owner: Bandoleer.
Homer: Baby.
Gun Shop Owner: Silencer.
Homer: Mmm-hmm.
Gun Shop Owner: Loudener.
Homer: [drooling noise]
Gun Shop Owner: Speed-cocker.
Homer: Ooh, I like the sound of that.
Gun Shop Owner: And this is for shooting down police helicopters.
Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that.....yet.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY



My favorite by far. It has both anti and pro gun messages. But overall a slight lean in favor with a focus on safety and not being stupid with firearms.

"I bet this is what God feels like when he holds a gun"
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:46:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Originally Posted By bcw107:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
The one where Homer gets a gun is priceless.

Gun Shop Owner: Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit. Holster...
Homer: Oh, yeah.
Gun Shop Owner: Bandoleer.
Homer: Baby.
Gun Shop Owner: Silencer.
Homer: Mmm-hmm.
Gun Shop Owner: Loudener.
Homer: [drooling noise]
Gun Shop Owner: Speed-cocker.
Homer: Ooh, I like the sound of that.
Gun Shop Owner: And this is for shooting down police helicopters.
Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that.....yet.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY



My favorite by far. It has both anti and pro gun messages. But overall a slight lean in favor with a focus on safety and not being stupid with firearms.

"The Cartridge Family", Season #9. One of my favorites; the opening scene at the soccer stadium is priceless.

"A Fish Called Selma" is another one, it has the famous "Dr. Zaius" song.

As for favorite character, Sideshow Bob, FTW!
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 9:52:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
http://www.simpsonovci.com/img/postavy/troy.gif

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice."


Creepy. I totally did.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 12:51:16 PM EDT
"I'd kill you if I had my gun"
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:11:13 PM EDT
22 short films about Springfield and the Chili Cook Off/Guatamelan Insanity peppers episodes

Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:14:01 PM EDT
Steamed hams

Stupid youtube has no video, but the audio is enough
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:18:47 PM EDT
moe nelson and sideshow bob always make me chuckle.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:19:17 PM EDT
I like comic book guy

the local film critic is a dead ringer for him

Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:21:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Heartbreaker1373:
22 short films about Springfield and the Chili Cook Off/Guatamelan Insanity peppers episodes



One of, if not my all time favorite
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:24:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:30:45 PM EDT
Up until 6 or 7 years ago it was the.... best cartoon ever.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:35:30 PM EDT
i forget which treehouse of horror this one was in, one of my all time fav episodes.


bart dad you killed the zombie flanders!

homer flanders was a zombie?

Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:39:14 PM EDT


Simpsons fail...


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