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Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:40:18 PM EDT
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"I'd kill you if I had my gun"


"Yeah, well, you don't."

 
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 2:10:56 PM EDT
[#2]
" It's the greatest break through in employer/worker relations since the Cat-O Nine Tails."



Mr Burns.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 2:15:39 PM EDT
[#3]
Once family guy came out my interest in the simpsons waned and then faded to nothing.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 2:52:14 PM EDT
[#4]
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22 short films about Springfield and the Chili Cook Off/Guatamelan Insanity peppers episodes



One of, if not my all time favorite


Homer: "...and that talking coyote was just that talking dog."
Dog: "Homer,find your soul mate."
Homer: "Wait a minute, dogs don't talk!"
Dog: "Bark!"
Homer: "Damn Right!"

Link Posted: 9/7/2010 2:52:56 PM EDT
[#5]
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i forget which treehouse of horror this one was in, one of my all time fav episodes.


bart   dad you killed the zombie flanders!

homer   flanders was a zombie?



"Is this the end of zombie shakespeare?"
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 2:57:23 PM EDT
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Steamed hams

Stupid youtube has no video, but the audio is enough


Yet you call them steamed hams despite the fact they're obviously grilled.

Aurora Borealis! At this time of year, at this time of day, localized entirely within your kitchen?!!

Yes.

Well, you're an odd fellow, Seymour, but you steam a good ham.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:01:53 PM EDT
[#7]
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Once family guy came out my interest in the simpsons waned and then faded to nothing.


My interest in both has waned severely over the past few years, but I am finding the newer episodes of the Simpsons to be funny like the old ones again.
Family Guy, on the other hand can be funny, but has turned into a political outlet for the creator. I really don't care for it or its spinoff anymore. The Simpsons has its political moments, but not nearly the amount of stupid libtardedness of Family Guy, IMO. I've never desired to punch Matt Groening in the face, whereas Seth Mcfarlane I've grown to despise.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:02:36 PM EDT
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The one where Homer gets a gun is priceless.





Gun Shop Owner: Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit. Holster...


Homer: Oh, yeah.


Gun Shop Owner: Bandoleer.


Homer: Baby.


Gun Shop Owner: Silencer.


Homer: Mmm-hmm.


Gun Shop Owner: Loudener.


Homer: [drooling noise]


Gun Shop Owner: Speed-cocker.


Homer: Ooh, I like the sound of that.


Gun Shop Owner: And this is for shooting down police helicopters.


Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that.....yet.








http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY











My favorite by far. It has both anti and pro gun messages. But overall a slight lean in favor with a focus on safety and not being stupid with firearms.





"The Cartridge Family", Season #9.  One of my favorites; the opening scene at the soccer stadium is priceless.





"A Fish Called Selma" is another one, it has the famous "Dr. Zaius" song.





As for favorite character, Sideshow Bob, FTW!



Amadeus was on the radio at work on Friday and I just busted out singing Doctor Zaius.


 
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:05:39 PM EDT
[#9]
OMG I forgot the Troy McClure Planet of the Apes episode!

"The movie, or the Planet?"

"I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z, oh you'll never make a monkey out of me..."

Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:08:55 PM EDT
[#10]
homer, chief wiggum, monty burns, moe, professor frink. In that order. Favorite episode? That's a hard one...I think I like the one when Mr.Burns finds love on flag day. That part of the episode is epic when homer says to snake, "let her go, or i'll scream!" and snake just kidnaps him lmfao.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:12:13 PM EDT
[#11]
Ralphie FTW

"Me fail English?  That's unpossible!"

To the wolf carrying him off: "You smell like dead bunnies"
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:14:27 PM EDT
[#12]



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OMG I forgot the Troy McClure Planet of the Apes episode!



"The movie, or the Planet?"



"I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z, oh you'll never make a monkey out of me..."





Oh my God, I was wrong!

 
It was Earth, all along!

Well I guess you made a monkey out of meeeeeee
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:17:33 PM EDT
[#13]
I was thinking about some of my favorites just the other day.

All time favorite one was where Homer and Ned were trying to get the Vegas trip straight and homer was going off about Ned getting gang probed.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:31:38 PM EDT
[#14]

This is Papa Bear.  Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving
       a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know,
       that place that sells chili.  Suspect is hatless.  Repeat,
       hatless.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:37:41 PM EDT
[#15]
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http://www.simpsonovci.com/img/postavy/troy.gif

Hi, I'm Troy McClure.  You may remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice."
 

Troy McClure == Lenny Magill
http://timezonemultimedia.com/images/lenny.jpg

Huh?
 

Troy Mclure and Lenny Magill are the same person.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 5:05:06 PM EDT
[#16]
Bart in the Police Station


"TESTING"

Through about six megaphones.
You can see the shockwave radiating through town.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 5:08:02 PM EDT
[#17]
Mr. Plow is the best!!
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 5:11:06 PM EDT
[#18]

Monty Burns...

Release the hounds!

The Two Dozen and One Greyhounds Episode...the musical number "See my vest"

See my vest...
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 5:11:22 PM EDT
[#19]
"See my vest, see my vest! made from reeeeall gorilla chest!. see my loafers former gofers...."


Monty Burns
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 5:15:31 PM EDT
[#20]
the   one about the SUV..

the Canyonero  was great. especially the themse song for the SUV


and Krustys  tombstone



" hey kids! see ya real soon "!!    that always killed me
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 5:25:50 PM EDT
[#21]
My fav is one that'll probably never be shown again, the one where they visited NYC and went to get Homers car (that Barney had left) at the World Trade Center.

Homer driving off with the boot on his wheel just tearing up the car and him drinking crab juice
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 5:33:29 PM EDT
[#22]
not me...
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 6:06:43 PM EDT
[#23]
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My fav is one that'll probably never be shown again, the one where they visited NYC and went to get Homers car (that Barney had left) at the World Trade Center.

Homer driving off with the boot on his wheel just tearing up the car and him drinking crab juice


No bowl, stick, stick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skurheg3P6I
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 6:13:44 PM EDT
[#24]
I like several of the gun episodes.

This one is also nice. Homer and family are going to England. Homer is thinking hard and turns around to his wood and glass gun cabinet full of ARs etc  "Now, which gun to take?"  
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 6:27:17 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
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http://www.simpsonovci.com/img/postavy/troy.gif

Hi, I'm Troy McClure.  You may remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice."
 

Troy McClure == Lenny Magill
http://timezonemultimedia.com/images/lenny.jpg

Huh?
 

Troy Mclure and Lenny Magill are the same person.


Troy Mclure was voiced by Phil Hartman. The character was retired when he was murdered.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 6:36:54 PM EDT
[#26]
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<––––––––––––-  I wonder




that's a whuppin'
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 6:38:49 PM EDT
[#27]
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Troy Mclure and Lenny Magill are the same person.

Troy Mclure was voiced by Phil Hartman. The character was retired when he was murdered.

Duh.

I guess I am the only person who thinks Lenny Magill and the Troy Mclure character are nearly identical in voice, apperance shameless self-promotion (not that that is a bad thing) and mannerisms.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 6:40:17 PM EDT
[#28]



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not me...






 
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