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Posted: 9/6/2010 7:00:19 PM EDT
He randomly texted me earlier today saying he was sitting in Bill Gates' backyard attending his BBQ.... He's not allowed to take pics or even talk on his phone... I hope he gives out free Xbox's.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:01:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2010 7:02:14 PM EDT by EvanWilliams]
Originally Posted By redux86:
He randomly texted me earlier today saying he was sitting in Bill Gates' backyard attending his BBQ.... He's not allowed to take pics or even talk on his phone... I hope he gives out free Xbox's.


Tell your dad to tell Bill Gates to fuck himself.

ETA: though, I wouldn't mind being there. I bet the beer is pretty good.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:03:43 PM EDT
FBG

I hope your dad has fun.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:03:51 PM EDT
I read a while back the government wanted to test bill gates security at his house. So they sent in a seal team and even they could not get passed all the electronic security. True shit. Had bills consent. Before you ask why the gov sent seals, its because gates is a major player and the gov needs to make sure hes safe.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:04:21 PM EDT
Oh yeah and fuck bill gates.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:04:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
I read a while back the government wanted to test bill gates security at his house. So they sent in a seal team and even they could not get passed all the electronic security. True shit. Had bills consent. Before you ask why the gov sent seals, its because gates is a major player and the gov needs to make sure hes safe.


Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:05:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
I read a while back the government wanted to test bill gates security at his house. So they sent in a seal team and even they could not get passed all the electronic security. True shit. Had bills consent. Before you ask why the gov sent seals, its because gates is a major player and the gov needs to make sure hes safe.


i know its gd but fuck thats stupid


when does school start?
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:06:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By EvanWilliams:
Originally Posted By redux86:
He randomly texted me earlier today saying he was sitting in Bill Gates' backyard attending his BBQ.... He's not allowed to take pics or even talk on his phone... I hope he gives out free Xbox's.


Tell your dad to tell Bill Gates to fuck himself.

ETA: though, I wouldn't mind being there. I bet the beer is pretty good.


Yeah. Nanobrew.

With nanobots in it that will seize control of the OP's dad's brain so he will be part of the Bill Gates Post-Apocalyptic Robot Zombie Army..

Happy Labor Day?.... I think not.

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:06:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
I read a while back the government wanted to test bill gates security at his house. So they sent in a seal team and even they could not get passed all the electronic security. True shit. Had bills consent. Before you ask why the gov sent seals, its because gates is a major player and the gov needs to make sure hes safe.


Cite proof or its just internet BS.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:07:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
I read a while back the government wanted to test bill gates security at his house. So they sent in a seal team and even they could not get passed all the electronic security. True shit. Had bills consent. Before you ask why the gov sent seals, its because gates is a major player and the gov needs to make sure hes safe.


Dude, back up off that pipe for a minute yo before you post again. Please.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:07:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
Oh yeah and fuck bill gates.


Whats with all the fucking of Bill Gates?
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:08:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Znak:
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
I read a while back the government wanted to test bill gates security at his house. So they sent in a seal team and even they could not get passed all the electronic security. True shit. Had bills consent. Before you ask why the gov sent seals, its because gates is a major player and the gov needs to make sure hes safe.




a guy I work with's dad is gates' AV administrator. he is in the house several times a week and says the bulk of the security detail is all ex special forces etc. the house features are amazing he said. like passageways in the walls for the staff to travel and move around in so they are never seen.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:08:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By redux86:
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
Oh yeah and fuck bill gates.


Whats with all the fucking of Bill Gates?


All that guys posts are retarded. Not just the ones in this thread.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:08:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
I read a while back the government wanted to test bill gates security at his house. So they sent in a seal team and even they could not get passed all the electronic security. True shit. Had bills consent. Before you ask why the gov sent seals, its because gates is a major player and the gov needs to make sure hes safe.


The seals probably couldn't turn the doorknob with their flippers.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:09:01 PM EDT
I read that the KGB teamed up with the Pope and they rode unicorns onto Bill Gates roof just to say they could.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:09:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By redux86:
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
Oh yeah and fuck bill gates.


Whats with all the fucking of Bill Gates?


He has his dick in your ass and you don't even know it. That is how big of a fucker Gates is.

Gates is huge Lib.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:09:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
I read a while back the government wanted to test bill gates security at his house. So they sent in a seal team and even they could not get passed all the electronic security. True shit. Had bills consent. Before you ask why the gov sent seals, its because gates is a major player and the gov needs to make sure hes safe.

Bill also donates money to charity every time you forward the email about the dying little girl too.

He's been doing that for YEARS!


Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:10:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By redux86:
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
Oh yeah and fuck bill gates.


Whats with all the fucking of Bill Gates?


[GD]fuck everyone with more money than me[/GD]
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:10:33 PM EDT
Raise the BS flag.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:10:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
I read a while back the government wanted to test bill gates security at his house. So they sent in a seal team and even they could not get passed all the electronic security. True shit. Had bills consent. Before you ask why the gov sent seals, its because gates is a major player and the gov needs to make sure hes safe.


Aren't you up a bit late for a school night?
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:11:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By redux86:
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
Oh yeah and fuck bill gates.


Whats with all the fucking of Bill Gates?

They never got their free laptop for forwarding that email to 10 people.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:12:12 PM EDT
That would be an interesting place to be. Probably says something about your Dad.
I sat next to a Dr on a plane who was on his way back from fishing with Warren Buffet (I guess they were old buds).
He was interested in my Blackberry (it was new at the time) and we started talking.

I have no hate for Bill Gates. He's an American success story for goodness sakes.
Microsoft is a fact of life, with all it's flaws.
It bums me out that they're libs, but that's their generation after all.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:12:23 PM EDT
Bill Gates.

Is allowed to rise to insanely rich status thanks to the United States of America and what does he do? He advocates for more visas to hire cheap foreign labor and form a foundation to send all his money to Africa.

You're welcome Bill.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:12:45 PM EDT
I wouldnt take a pos xbox if they gave it to me
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:12:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lester_Burnham:
Originally Posted By redux86:
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
Oh yeah and fuck bill gates.


Whats with all the fucking of Bill Gates?


[GD]fuck everyone with more money than me[/GD]

Nope. He came from a privileged background, used the capitalist/free-market system to make billions of dollars and then from his "lofty perch" turned around and is using that position to tell the rest of us how we should live.

Fuck him.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:14:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TaylorWSO:
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
I read a while back the government wanted to test bill gates security at his house. So they sent in a seal team and even they could not get passed all the electronic security. True shit. Had bills consent. Before you ask why the gov sent seals, its because gates is a major player and the gov needs to make sure hes safe.


i know its gd but fuck thats stupid


when does school start?

It already started.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:15:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
I read a while back the government wanted to test bill gates security at his house. So they sent in a seal team and even they could not get passed all the electronic security. True shit. Had bills consent. Before you ask why the gov sent seals, its because gates is a major player and the gov needs to make sure hes safe.


Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:15:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2010 7:23:19 PM EDT by BlueJames]
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
I read a while back the government wanted to test bill gates security at his house. So they sent in a seal team and even they could not get passed all the electronic security. True shit. Had bills consent. Before you ask why the gov sent seals, its because gates is a major player and the gov needs to make sure hes safe.

Yeah, that's a huge load of BS... everybody knows it was Delta Force trained Ninjas each armed with 87 throwing stars and a Taurus Judge loaded with birdshot.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:19:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ColonelHurtz:
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
I read a while back the government wanted to test bill gates security at his house. So they sent in a seal team and even they could not get passed all the electronic security. True shit. Had bills consent. Before you ask why the gov sent seals, its because gates is a major player and the gov needs to make sure hes safe.


The seals probably couldn't turn the doorknob with their flippers.


Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:21:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
I read a while back the government wanted to test bill gates security at his house. So they sent in a seal team and even they could not get passed all the electronic security. True shit. Had bills consent. Before you ask why the gov sent seals, its because gates is a major player and the gov needs to make sure hes safe.


Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:24:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SilentType:
Bill Gates.

Is allowed to rise to insanely rich status thanks to the United States of America and what does he do? He advocates for more visas to hire cheap foreign labor and form a foundation to send all his money to Africa.

You're welcome Bill.

You do realize that the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation has donated over $2.23 billion to chartiable projects within the United States, right? Some of the money he's donated helped rebuild public libraries that were damaged in the Southeast damaged by hurricanes, he's donated over $1.5 billion to scholarships for US students among other things. How much money have you donated to US charities?
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:26:02 PM EDT
My dads cousin works for microsoft. Somewhere in the High up network security
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:26:27 PM EDT
When my team tried to HALO into Bill Gates compound the air defense net picked us up and shot us to ribbons.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:28:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Miles_Urbanus:
When my team tried to HALO into Bill Gates compound the air defense net picked us up and shot us to ribbons.

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:28:41 PM EDT
My dad is at Bill Gates' Labor Day BBQ...

Fail.








THIS is Gates BBQ:



"Hi, may I help you?"
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:29:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2010 7:30:47 PM EDT by Dionysus]
Have your dad tell Bill's dad that we DO NOT WANT AN INCOME TAX IN WA. Other then that I hope he has a good time.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:30:09 PM EDT
I don't understand why thats so hard to believe. You guys do understand the government has a lot of invested interest in bill gates. Looking for link now. will return to stop the hate.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:30:22 PM EDT
Bill wants to kill every last one of us "useless eaters"; don't become too enamored of him.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:31:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By guardian855:

Originally Posted By SilentType:
Bill Gates.

Is allowed to rise to insanely rich status thanks to the United States of America and what does he do? He advocates for more visas to hire cheap foreign labor and form a foundation to send all his money to Africa.

You're welcome Bill.

You do realize that the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation has donated over $2.23 billion to chartiable projects within the United States, right? Some of the money he's donated helped rebuild public libraries that were damaged in the Southeast damaged by hurricanes, he's donated over $1.5 billion to scholarships for US students among other things. How much money have you donated to US charities?


More than 1% of my income thats for sure!! Fuckin selfish rich people, sheesh.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:31:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
I read a while back the government wanted to test bill gates security at his house. So they sent in a seal team and even they could not get passed all the electronic security. True shit. Had bills consent. Before you ask why the gov sent seals, its because gates is a major player and the gov needs to make sure hes safe.


I have read stupid stuff on this site, but god damn.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:31:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2010 7:33:22 PM EDT by RhinelandArms]
Apparently its the same way at Michael Dells place, extremely tight security.

Probably more for the Ferrari collection than him.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:32:05 PM EDT
Text him back to ask Gates why all his products are such pieces of crap?
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:32:18 PM EDT


Call me a hypocrite if you want, because I use his products, but he is still a liberal assturd.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:32:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
I don't understand why thats so hard to believe. You guys do understand the government has a lot of invested interest in bill gates. Looking for link now. will return to stop the hate.


What?? Bill Gates is shit. Hes nothing. Thats it. You think Microsoft will just up and die if Bill falls over? Fuck for that matter when do you think the last time Bill rolled up his sleeves and verified code in one of "his" OS's is?

Hes a figurehead.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:33:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Danner130:
Text him back to ask Gates why all his products are such pieces of crap?
Yup such huge pieces of shit they have 90% of the market.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:33:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
I don't understand why thats so hard to believe. You guys do understand the government has a lot of invested interest in bill gates. Looking for link now. will return to stop the hate.


What?? Bill Gates is shit. Hes nothing. Thats it. You think Microsoft will just up and die if Bill falls over? Fuck for that matter when do you think the last time Bill rolled up his sleeves and verified code in one of "his" OS's is?

Hes a figurehead.
That's pretty verifiable info, he retired from Microsoft a couple of years ago.

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:34:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:35:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Riply21:

Originally Posted By Danner130:
Text him back to ask Gates why all his products are such pieces of crap?
Yup such huge pieces of shit they have 90% of the market.

Windows 7 sells 7 copies every second, it outsells the "game-changing ipad" 15 to 1.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:36:00 PM EDT
Real Americans don't "celebrate" Labor Day.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:37:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
I don't understand why thats so hard to believe. You guys do understand the government has a lot of invested interest in bill gates. Looking for link now. will return to stop the hate.


If you don't come back with something hilarious, awesome or true then you just may have earned yourself a reputation as a retard.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 7:38:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By guardian855:

Originally Posted By Riply21:

Originally Posted By Danner130:
Text him back to ask Gates why all his products are such pieces of crap?
Yup such huge pieces of shit they have 90% of the market.

Windows 7 sells 7 copies every second, it outsells the "game-changing ipad" 15 to 1.



Windows is the "AK47" of operating systems.
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