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Posted: 4/5/2002 3:51:38 AM EDT
Why do gorillas have large nostrils?.....[thinking]
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 3:53:41 AM EDT
......don't know, why?
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 4:18:35 AM EDT
.....cause they have large fingers..........................................How do you get holy water?.........[thinking]
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 4:35:42 AM EDT
......You worry me!....How do you get holy water?
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 4:50:02 AM EDT
Boil the hell out of it!
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 4:51:12 AM EDT
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 4:52:34 AM EDT
make it a head band?
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 4:53:48 AM EDT
How about how almost everyone is falling for the pro-Israeli propaganda being fed to them by the, uh, liberal press lately??? If you're not pro-Israel, then you're pro-Palestine. What a load..
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 5:02:26 AM EDT
Not to worry....................What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice?.........[thinking]
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 5:15:07 AM EDT
polaroids? Did you hear about the guy with 5 dicks?
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 5:18:08 AM EDT
He's got a swiss army pecker? Where does your belly button go when you die?
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 5:23:32 AM EDT
No, his underwear fits like a glove! I dunno. Where does it go?
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 5:27:48 AM EDT
to the naval reserve.
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 5:34:48 AM EDT
LMFAO
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 6:09:03 AM EDT
What do you call cheese that ain`t yours?..............[thinking]
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 6:11:47 AM EDT
Thats natcho cheese
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 6:25:56 AM EDT
Where do you find a dog with no legs?....[thinking]
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 6:27:50 AM EDT
Right where you left him!
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 6:29:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By FatMan: How do you make a handkerchief dance?
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Put some boogy (sp?) in it.
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 6:31:09 AM EDT
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 6:33:58 AM EDT
what kind of wood doesn't float?
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 6:35:32 AM EDT
Natalie Wood.
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 6:37:50 AM EDT
yeah.
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 6:39:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By GovtThug: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
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You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 6:43:56 AM EDT
lesbian carpenters don't use nails. everything is tongue and groove.
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 6:51:20 AM EDT
Now all we need is for someone to post "knock, knock" [;)]
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 6:55:54 AM EDT
Originally Posted By marvl: "knock, knock" [;)]
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Who's there? [:D]
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 7:02:18 AM EDT
Little Old Lady.
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 7:02:29 AM EDT
I am going to hell for this one!!!!!!!!! What's better than a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 7:02:42 AM EDT
daves not here
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 7:07:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Lady_Glock: I am going to hell for this one!!!!!!!!! What's better than a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
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Not being retarded!
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 7:11:32 AM EDT
Why does the pilgrims pants keep falling down?...[thinking]
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 7:28:00 AM EDT
cause hes wearing his belt buckle on his hat.
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 7:54:46 AM EDT
Which weighs more - a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? [:D]
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 2:27:05 PM EDT
What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?..........[thinking]
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 2:41:52 PM EDT
All your bad joke are belong to us!
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 2:52:18 PM EDT
Three Nuns Die and are waiting in line for heaven... St. Peter says ok I hvae to ask each of you a question about the Bible before you go in... To the First NUN "who led the Children of Isreal out of Egypt?" "Moses" She Replied. Ding Ding Ding Ding You can go in!!!! To the second NUN "Who put the animals on the ARk?" "Noah" She Replied Ding Ding Ding Ding You can go in!!!! To the Third Nun He ASked "What did eve first say to ADam?" The NUn Was Dumfounded. risking eternity, she finally gave up and said "Hmmm That's a hard one" Ding Ding Ding Ding You can go in!!!!
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 3:14:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BlackandGreen: What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?..........[thinking]
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DAM.................[:(]
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 3:27:33 PM EDT
Ban the jokes! For the children! [:D] Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future. "What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom. After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age. Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?" He replied, "Probably the same thing."
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