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Posted: 3/15/2002 4:16:15 PM EDT
Way back in the mid 70's(yeah I'm old)I worked for an electric power company. Shift work.Changed shifts every week.Days,afternoons,nights. Well,going to work at 11:30 pm one night,2330 for you military types,I got stuck in a big traffic jam. The police came up to me and said "stick out your tongue." Not one to pass up a chance to stick out my tongue at the cops,I obliged. He shouted out to the others to let me pass through. I said "wait a minute man,whats going on." He said "if your tongue was green,we would bust you for drinking and driving." DON'T DRINK GREEN BEER!!
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 5:04:43 PM EDT
My wife uses strawberry douche, is there something to be learned here!?!
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 5:09:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/15/2002 5:19:18 PM EDT by LotBoy]
[green]Green[/green] beer makes your [brown]turds[/brown] [green]Green[/green]!
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 5:10:33 PM EDT
Yes, dont drink green beer or strawberry douche! [beer]
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 5:12:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By HighlandMac: Yes, dont drink green beer or strawberry douche! [beer]
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What about green strawbery douche?
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 5:15:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 5:20:08 PM EDT
uhhh.....dont mix green beer with strawberry douche and drink it. Just dont drink any of it, or drink it? Maybe I shouldnt have been drinking since 5pm! [beer]
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 7:36:48 PM EDT
I don't drink anything called "douche"--vinegar and water...
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 7:41:31 PM EDT
Is a green salad with vinegar and strawberries safe?
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 8:18:41 PM EDT
Moral of the story: Don't stick your tongue out at an LEO.
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 8:45:37 PM EDT
Big problems if you try to douche an leo with green beer...
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 9:55:42 PM EDT
Unlawful search comes to mind.
Link Posted: 3/16/2002 1:01:58 AM EDT
[i][b]The police came up to me and said "stick out your tongue."[/b][/i] If would have been funnier if they had followed up with "Do you spit or swallow ?"
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