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Posted: 3/15/2002 4:16:15 PM EDT
Way back in the mid 70's(yeah I'm old)I worked for an electric power company.
Shift work.Changed shifts every week.Days,afternoons,nights.
Well,going to work at 11:30 pm one night,2330 for you military types,I got stuck in a big traffic jam.
The police came up to me and said "stick out your tongue."
Not one to pass up a chance to stick out my tongue at the cops,I obliged.
He shouted out to the others to let me pass through.
I said "wait a minute man,whats going on."
He said "if your tongue was green,we would bust you for drinking and driving."
DON'T DRINK GREEN BEER!!  
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 5:04:43 PM EDT
[#1]
My wife uses strawberry douche, is there something to be learned here!?!
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 5:09:53 PM EDT
[#2]
[green]Green[/green] beer makes your [brown]turds[/brown] [green]Green[/green]!
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 5:10:33 PM EDT
[#3]
Yes, dont drink green beer or strawberry douche!

[beer]
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 5:12:13 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Yes, dont drink green beer or strawberry douche!

[beer]
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What about green strawbery douche?
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 5:15:41 PM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 5:20:08 PM EDT
[#6]
uhhh.....dont mix green beer with strawberry douche and drink it. Just dont drink any of it, or drink it? Maybe I shouldnt have been drinking since 5pm!

[beer]
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 7:36:48 PM EDT
[#7]
I don't drink anything called "douche"--vinegar and water...
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 7:41:31 PM EDT
[#8]
Is a green salad with vinegar and strawberries safe?
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 8:18:41 PM EDT
[#9]
Moral of the story:

     Don't stick your tongue out at an LEO.
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 8:45:37 PM EDT
[#10]
Big problems if you try to douche an leo with green beer...
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 9:55:42 PM EDT
[#11]
Unlawful search comes to mind.
Link Posted: 3/16/2002 1:01:58 AM EDT
[#12]
[i][b]The police came up to me and said "stick out your tongue."[/b][/i]

If would have been funnier if they had followed up with

"Do you spit or swallow ?"

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