Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login

Posted: 3/15/2011 11:24:22 AM EST
I will just leave this here...
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 11:42:19 AM EST
I know a guy who wears those. He's a good guy............but a bit different.............did I mention he was a bit different.............?
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 11:48:40 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 11:52:45 AM EST
Mom always said if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.


So, not much to say here.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 11:55:43 AM EST
Don't knock 'em 'til you try 'em. :)

They're very comfy and especially nice if there's a cool breeze.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 11:59:10 AM EST
Utilikilt

On another note...never, NEVER, ask a drunken old Scotsman what is under his kilt...
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 12:17:22 PM EST
I hope I can get this right, and it makes sense, but it's worth sharing.

There's this story of a Scotsmen a long time ago who, after having a fine day at work, went down to the pub to enjoy some drinks. He drank and drank all night long, eventually making out of the pub and passing out on the side of the road. The next morning two fine young ladies came walking by and found our Scotsmen passed out in the grass. The girls, who were chuckled by his state of being, decided this would be a good moment to have some fun with this man. So they lifted up his kilt and took a blue ribbon that one of the lady's had in her hair, and tied it around his...."gun". They then put his kilt back down and gave him a kiss on the cheek. Later that day, our Scotsmen woke up in the hot sun, unsure about what happened the night before. Soon after waking up, he realized something did not feel right underneath his kilt. Upon lifting his kilt, he found the lovely blue, silk ribbon. He smiled and said, "O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize!"
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 12:25:55 PM EST
I asked the question. Once.

He took my hand.

I discovered, rather abruptly, that this particular drunken Scot goes commando.

Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:15:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By MrsMonk:
I asked the question. Once.

He took my hand.

I discovered, rather abruptly, that this particular drunken Scot goes commando.



Mrs. Monk, it is referred to as "regimental". No self respecting Irishman would ever wear anything under his kilt.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:23:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By EmTea:
I hope I can get this right, and it makes sense, but it's worth sharing.

There's this story of a Scotsmen a long time ago who, after having a fine day at work, went down to the pub to enjoy some drinks. He drank and drank all night long, eventually making out of the pub and passing out on the side of the road. The next morning two fine young ladies came walking by and found our Scotsmen passed out in the grass. The girls, who were chuckled by his state of being, decided this would be a good moment to have some fun with this man. So they lifted up his kilt and took a blue ribbon that one of the lady's had in her hair, and tied it around his...."gun". They then put his kilt back down and gave him a kiss on the cheek. Later that day, our Scotsmen woke up in the hot sun, unsure about what happened the night before. Soon after waking up, he realized something did not feel right underneath his kilt. Upon lifting his kilt, he found the lovely blue, silk ribbon. He smiled and said, "O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize!"


Check out the Scotsman Song by Mike Cross.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:40:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By cpl0313:
Originally Posted By MrsMonk:
I asked the question. Once.

He took my hand.

I discovered, rather abruptly, that this particular drunken Scot goes commando.



Mrs. Monk, it is referred to as "regimental". No self respecting Irishman would ever wear anything under his kilt.


Well I suppose they'll be needing this then:

Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:30:16 PM EST
Mrs. Monk you have most "interesting" furniture.....
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:11:15 PM EST
i call that a SKIRT!
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:16:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/15/2011 5:18:55 PM EST by foreman2000]
So Mrs. Monk since you are of correct gender...Are kilts aka "skirts" cooler in the summer than shorts ???
and no i do not plan on getting one...that would be just wrong
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:49:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By foreman2000:
So Mrs. Monk since you are of correct gender...Are kilts aka "skirts" cooler in the summer than shorts ???
and no i do not plan on getting one...that would be just wrong


Skirts are cooler than shorts and you'd be surprised how many women find a man in a kilt, um, appealing

At the next class, shoot, get-together I propose all the guys wear kilts
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 6:56:21 PM EST
I think his shades look just as bad.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:11:57 PM EST
That whole picture is just wrong...
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:49:44 PM EST
I'm sorry.. but I just can't respect a man that wears a kilt..
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 3:31:48 AM EST
I'd prefer my junk be secured when the SHTF.
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:52:47 AM EST
I'm scottish and I'd buy one. Of course, I don't want it unless it's in a close tartan to my own. Savannah Highland games are May 17. Cheap plug.
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:04:14 AM EST
Originally Posted By cpl0313:
Originally Posted By MrsMonk:
I asked the question. Once.

He took my hand.

I discovered, rather abruptly, that this particular drunken Scot goes commando.



Mrs. Monk, it is referred to as "regimental". No self respecting Irishman would ever wear anything under his kilt.


No such thing. They are all too envious of the glorious creature that is the Scot to respect themselves for being lowly Mics.
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:06:49 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/16/2011 7:08:36 AM EST by David14]

Aren't those metal studs a bit shiny for this to be a tactikilt? 'Blingkilt' might be a more accurate term.
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:11:42 AM EST

Wimps!

I periodically wear a kilt. Been in several weddings that way. Maybe I just know a lot of...different...people.

I roll my own though, none of this bolt-on modern stuff.

A full kilt is held on by one pin and a belt...naked in less than 5 seconds!
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 10:49:27 AM EST
Wholy crap did anybody see the price on those things http://www.utilikilts.com/company/products/kilts/
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 3:46:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By stimpsonjcat:

Wimps!

I periodically wear a kilt. Been in several weddings that way. Maybe I just know a lot of...different...people.

I roll my own though, none of this bolt-on modern stuff.

A full kilt is held on by one pin and a belt...naked in less than 5 seconds!


yep, I've got a couple of the traditional style kilts and a Utilikilt that a friend gave me
Top Top