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Posted: 5/7/2002 5:59:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/7/2002 5:59:54 PM EST by BlackandGreen]
How many lawyers to change a light bulb?...
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 7:56:10 PM EST
Me no know.
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 6:02:32 AM EST
Actually, they don't. The whole legal team sues the manufacturer for a defective product?
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 1:07:54 PM EST
Minimum of three.......one to change the bulb.....one to shake the ladder.....one to sue the ladder co....the light bulb co.....and the utility co............
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 1:10:21 PM EST
What happens when you cross a lawyer and a hog?..............
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 6:38:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By BlackandGreen:What happens when you cross a lawyer and a hog?..............


Nothing... some things even a hog won't do.

But if you could, it would probably look a lot like Chelsea Clinton.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 4:20:18 PM EST
CORRECT!!!
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 4:22:16 PM EST
...A car hits a dog in one part of town......another car hits a lawyer in another part of town.......how do you tell which happened where?.................
Link Posted: 5/10/2002 10:19:30 AM EST
You're walking past a construction site and see 100 lawyers buried up to their necks in concrete.

What happened?
Link Posted: 5/10/2002 10:26:44 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/10/2002 10:56:21 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/10/2002 10:56:42 AM EST by qwkdrw]
Whats the diffrence between a lawyer and a bucket of s--t?
Link Posted: 5/11/2002 4:58:40 PM EST
There's no different, they both are stink!!!.
Link Posted: 5/12/2002 3:53:27 AM EST
What twitches and lies at the bottom of the ocean?........
Link Posted: 5/12/2002 3:54:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By qwkdrw:
Whats the diffrence between a lawyer and a bucket of s--t?

THE BUCKET..........
Link Posted: 5/12/2002 6:30:46 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/12/2002 6:36:09 AM EST by Big_Bear]

Originally Posted By BlackandGreen:
What twitches and lies at the bottom of the ocean?........


A nervous wreck.


What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
Link Posted: 5/12/2002 11:11:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By Big_Bear:



What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?



None , their both bloodsuckers
Link Posted: 5/12/2002 3:51:23 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/12/2002 6:01:13 PM EST
Now thats a good one Striker .
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 7:02:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By slapshot:

Originally Posted By Big_Bear:
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?



None , their both bloodsuckers


A tick drops off when you're dead... but your answer works too.


Originally posted by BlackandGreen:
How many lawyers to change a light bulb?...


Fifty-Four - Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty eight to bill for professional services.


What's the difference between a porcupine and an ambulance chasing BMW carrying three lawyers?
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 12:53:19 PM EST
A group of recent law school grads starting a practice............"DEWEY....CHEETUM....and HOWE"........
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 1:54:20 PM EST


What's the difference between a porcupine and an ambulance chasing BMW carrying three lawyers?



With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
Link Posted: 5/14/2002 11:02:10 PM EST
Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey has the most toxic waste dumps?
Link Posted: 5/15/2002 12:12:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By Jetlag:
Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey has the most toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey had first choice!
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