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Posted: 5/7/2002 6:59:05 PM EDT
How many lawyers to change a light bulb?...
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 8:56:10 PM EDT
[#1]
Me no know.
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 7:02:32 AM EDT
[#2]
Actually, they don't. The whole legal team sues the manufacturer for a defective product?
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 2:07:54 PM EDT
[#3]
Minimum of three.......one to change the bulb.....one to shake the ladder.....one to sue the ladder co....the light bulb co.....and the utility co............
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 2:10:21 PM EDT
[#4]
What happens when you cross a lawyer and a hog?..............
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 7:38:25 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:What happens when you cross a lawyer and a hog?..............


Nothing... some things even a hog won't do.

But if you could, it would probably look a lot like Chelsea Clinton.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 5:20:18 PM EDT
[#6]
CORRECT!!!
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 5:22:16 PM EDT
[#7]
...A car hits a dog in one part of town......another car hits a lawyer in another part of town.......how do you tell which happened where?.................
Link Posted: 5/10/2002 11:19:30 AM EDT
[#8]
You're walking past a construction site and see 100 lawyers buried up to their necks in concrete.

What happened?
Link Posted: 5/10/2002 11:26:44 AM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 5/10/2002 11:28:19 AM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 5/10/2002 11:29:31 AM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 5/10/2002 11:56:21 AM EDT
[#12]
Whats the diffrence between a lawyer and a bucket of s--t?
Link Posted: 5/11/2002 5:58:40 PM EDT
[#13]
There's no different, they both are stink!!!.
Link Posted: 5/12/2002 4:53:27 AM EDT
[#14]
What twitches and lies at the bottom of the ocean?........
Link Posted: 5/12/2002 4:54:43 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Whats the diffrence between a lawyer and a bucket of s--t?

                                           THE BUCKET..........
Link Posted: 5/12/2002 7:30:46 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
What twitches and lies at the bottom of the ocean?........


A nervous wreck.


What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
Link Posted: 5/12/2002 12:11:26 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:



What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?



None , their both bloodsuckers
Link Posted: 5/12/2002 4:51:23 PM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 5/12/2002 7:01:13 PM EDT
[#19]
Now thats a good one Striker .
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 8:02:45 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?



None , their both bloodsuckers


A tick drops off when you're dead... but your answer works too.


Quoted:
How many lawyers to change a light bulb?...


Fifty-Four - Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty eight to bill for professional services.


What's the difference between a porcupine and an ambulance chasing BMW carrying three lawyers?
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 1:53:19 PM EDT
[#21]
A group of recent law school grads starting a practice............"DEWEY....CHEETUM....and HOWE"........
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 2:54:20 PM EDT
[#22]


What's the difference between a porcupine and an ambulance chasing BMW carrying three lawyers?



With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
Link Posted: 5/15/2002 12:02:10 AM EDT
[#23]
Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey has the most toxic waste dumps?
Link Posted: 5/15/2002 1:12:30 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey has the most toxic waste dumps?

                                             New Jersey had first choice!
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