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Posted: 5/7/2002 8:56:10 PM EDT
[#1]
Me no know.
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Posted: 5/8/2002 7:02:32 AM EDT
[#2]
Actually, they don't. The whole legal team sues the manufacturer for a defective product?
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Posted: 5/8/2002 2:07:54 PM EDT
[#3]
Minimum of three.......one to change the bulb.....one to shake the ladder.....one to sue the ladder co....the light bulb co.....and the utility co............
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Posted: 5/8/2002 2:10:21 PM EDT
[#4]
What happens when you cross a lawyer and a hog?..............
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Posted: 5/9/2002 7:38:25 AM EDT
[#5]
Nothing... some things even a hog won't do. But if you could, it would probably look a lot like Chelsea Clinton. |
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Posted: 5/9/2002 5:20:18 PM EDT
[#6]
CORRECT!!!
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Posted: 5/9/2002 5:22:16 PM EDT
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...A car hits a dog in one part of town......another car hits a lawyer in another part of town.......how do you tell which happened where?.................
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Posted: 5/10/2002 11:19:30 AM EDT
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You're walking past a construction site and see 100 lawyers buried up to their necks in concrete.
What happened? |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 11:26:44 AM EDT
[#9]
skid marks leading up to the dog ..... |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 11:28:19 AM EDT
[#10]
They ran out of concrete |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 11:29:31 AM EDT
[#11]
S_ _ t floats |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 11:56:21 AM EDT
[#12]
Whats the diffrence between a lawyer and a bucket of s--t?
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Posted: 5/11/2002 5:58:40 PM EDT
[#13]
There's no different, they both are stink!!!.
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Posted: 5/12/2002 4:53:27 AM EDT
[#14]
What twitches and lies at the bottom of the ocean?........
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Posted: 5/12/2002 4:54:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2002 7:30:46 AM EDT
[#16]
A nervous wreck.  What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? 
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Posted: 5/12/2002 12:11:26 PM EDT
[#17]
None , their both bloodsuckers |
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Posted: 5/12/2002 4:51:23 PM EDT
[#18]
On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they asked him. St.Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves. The couple sat and waited for an answer . . . for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?" After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?" |
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Posted: 5/12/2002 7:01:13 PM EDT
[#19]
Now thats a good one Striker .
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Posted: 5/13/2002 8:02:45 AM EDT
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A tick drops off when you're dead... but your answer works too. 
Fifty-Four - Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty eight to bill for professional services. What's the difference between a porcupine and an ambulance chasing BMW carrying three lawyers? |
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Posted: 5/13/2002 1:53:19 PM EDT
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A group of recent law school grads starting a practice............"DEWEY....CHEETUM....and HOWE"........
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Posted: 5/13/2002 2:54:20 PM EDT
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With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside. |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 12:02:10 AM EDT
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Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey has the most toxic waste dumps?
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Posted: 5/15/2002 1:12:30 PM EDT
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