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Posted: 7/7/2010 1:35:31 PM EDT
We took my Glock 34 and played soccer with it in the sand, then threw it down a 20 foot rocky cliff about four or five times, opened the slide and poured a handful of sand into the gun, and then tried to shoot it after I drifted the rear sight back to the middle of the slide...It'd have a FTE just about every round. So we urinated on it, and fixed it completely...Odd...Urine fixes Glocks...We never experienced any problems with the Crimson Trace Laser Grip...

We would have used water, but we drank it all while we were shooting. Looked for a creek, but couldn't find anything...Only one other option...and it worked!!

Part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fHAgLs0JmE

Part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=VYNcsn17e38&feature=channel

Part 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=5Ui-NOR6GLo&feature=channel
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 2:00:30 PM EDT
Wha? What?... Wait.... Um, why?
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 2:04:15 PM EDT
I could never whip mine out in front of guys and a camera, you do gay porn?
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 2:12:22 PM EDT
That's just epic.
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 2:34:08 PM EDT
Can we tack this?!
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 2:42:45 PM EDT
In
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 2:49:04 PM EDT
that's beautiful.....dedication to the sport....
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 3:08:26 PM EDT
Not a very good pee stream ya better get a Prostate exam....
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 3:09:19 PM EDT
Taking it to a another level man.
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 3:12:11 PM EDT
next–––– crapping on a jammed ar  
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 3:12:56 PM EDT
uummm... no.

Link Posted: 7/7/2010 3:22:05 PM EDT
And the point of this whole thing was?
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 3:27:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 3rdpig:
And the point of this whole thing was?


Read the description...

We were about to leave the range when I threw my G34 down and started kicking it around the range...Then it escalated into throwing off a cliff and so on...

It finally wouldn't run, and we didn't have any water or lube...
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 4:34:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ainfantry7:
Originally Posted By 3rdpig:
And the point of this whole thing was?


Read the description...

We were about to leave the range when I threw my G34 down and started kicking it around the range...Then it escalated into throwing off a cliff and so on...

It finally wouldn't run, and we didn't have any water or lube...


I have to say this was retarded and to be honest I am probably a bigger retard then you so the description of the events at the range is very retarded.  Did any of what I say make sense?
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 4:41:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 5:08:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bradleyswine:
Originally Posted By ainfantry7:
Originally Posted By 3rdpig:
And the point of this whole thing was?


Read the description...

We were about to leave the range when I threw my G34 down and started kicking it around the range...Then it escalated into throwing off a cliff and so on...

It finally wouldn't run, and we didn't have any water or lube...


I have to say this was retarded and to be honest I am probably a bigger retard then you so the description of the events at the range is very retarded.  Did any of what I say make sense?


What you said was just retarded!
OP, just curious did you even think about using a little spit? Pissing on one of my guns would be the last thing that would cross my mind.
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 5:28:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 5:30:19 PM EDT
I didn't realize Bear Grills was a part of our forum...OMFG

Honestly though, it's one thing to piss on it and another to shoot it afterwards and have piss flying back in your face and on your hands.

Sorry, but this just makes me wonder what you do with the other portions of your spare time
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 5:41:27 PM EDT
Spit didn't work...tried it...
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 5:45:29 PM EDT
Words, I'm at a loss for them.
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 5:49:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/7/2010 5:49:42 PM EDT by PA452]
Why didn't you just wait until you got home to clean it? You said in the video after pissing on it that you didn't have anymore ammo to test it with anyway.

ETA: Does this feel like something that should be in GD to anyone else?
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 5:57:04 PM EDT
I get it. You are celebrating the World Cup by turning your Glock into a soccer ball. Did you dribble with loaded? Did the steaming urine stink like hell and how does that compare to Breakfree CLP? Inquiring minds want to know.
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 5:57:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/7/2010 6:25:58 PM EDT by Shaffer]
So you’re the guy who had stolen the Israelis security details Glock.
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 5:57:47 PM EDT
Read the comments...had more ammo down by the tables...
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 6:23:47 PM EDT



Originally Posted By ainfantry7:



Originally Posted By 3rdpig:

And the point of this whole thing was?




Read the description...



We were about to leave the range when I threw my G34 down and started kicking it around the range...Then it escalated into throwing off a cliff and so on...



It finally wouldn't run, and we didn't have any water or lube...


I read the description, I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt hoping you'd have some intelligent reason for what looked like nothing more than drunken stupidity.  



 
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 7:45:37 PM EDT
One of the dumbest things I've seen on this site.  And that's really saying something.
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 7:51:11 PM EDT
I will never buy a used gun from the OP.

Link Posted: 7/7/2010 8:06:29 PM EDT
whats really funny is that after you pissed on it and loaded it again, the recoil of the slide probably sent human piss right into your face.
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 8:11:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:
whats really funny is that after you pissed on it and loaded it again, the recoil of the slide probably sent human piss right into your face.


Now that's one thing I'd like to see video of.
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 8:48:54 PM EDT
what . Ich glaub ich spinne oder was ist hier los.
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 9:33:13 PM EDT
wow
Link Posted: 7/8/2010 4:24:48 AM EDT
I'm guessing the OP engages in far more crazy fun stunts that he and his buddies tape and posts to other sites. Do you think they test Glocks at the factory in this fashion?
Link Posted: 7/8/2010 6:13:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Justin-Kase:
Words, I'm at a loss for them.


+1.098765
Link Posted: 7/8/2010 8:36:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By oldschool63:
I will never buy a used gun from the OP.



Link Posted: 7/8/2010 9:03:15 AM EDT

Is it just me or is that disturbing in a weird homophobic way?

Wrong on so many levels.

Lumbergh
Link Posted: 7/8/2010 9:21:01 AM EDT



Originally Posted By PA452:




ETA: Does this feel like something that should be in GD to anyone else?


I don't want it anywhere on arfcom.



 
Link Posted: 7/8/2010 9:30:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By fiver:

Originally Posted By PA452:

ETA: Does this feel like something that should be in GD to anyone else?

I don't want it anywhere on arfcom.
 


Let me rephrase.

Does this feel like something that you would expect to see in GD to anyone else?
Link Posted: 7/8/2010 9:46:04 AM EDT
Mmmm... bet that smelled real nice once the urine started cooking off the hot barrel...

Link Posted: 7/8/2010 10:17:34 AM EDT
sooo weird...
Link Posted: 7/8/2010 10:25:03 AM EDT



Originally Posted By PA452:



Originally Posted By fiver:




Originally Posted By PA452:



ETA: Does this feel like something that should be in GD to anyone else?


I don't want it anywhere on arfcom.

 




Let me rephrase.



Does this feel like something that you would expect to see in GD to anyone else?


Does the professor autolock piss threads?



 
Link Posted: 7/8/2010 3:14:40 PM EDT
wtf
Link Posted: 7/8/2010 3:24:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Justin-Kase:

Originally Posted By PA452:
Originally Posted By fiver:

Originally Posted By PA452:

ETA: Does this feel like something that should be in GD to anyone else?

I don't want it anywhere on arfcom.
 


Let me rephrase.

Does this feel like something that you would expect to see in GD to anyone else?

Does the professor autolock piss threads?
 


Not sure, but given the video...
Link Posted: 7/8/2010 3:53:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 3rdpig:
And the point of this whole thing was?


Add one more name to my list of "who not to do business with on the EE"

Link Posted: 7/8/2010 3:56:50 PM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 7/8/2010 4:08:07 PM EDT
Believe it or not, thats not the first time I've heard of someone pissing on a Glock for lube.
Link Posted: 7/8/2010 4:13:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:
whats really funny is that after you pissed on it and loaded it again, the recoil of the slide probably sent human piss right into your face.


Not sure why, but this made me LOL.

Pissing on a Glock to clean it: something the haters and fanboys can both endorse.

Link Posted: 7/8/2010 6:00:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/8/2010 6:02:07 PM EDT by JJREA]
GI's in WWII pee'd on their Garands when the actions froze in winter.  Or so the story goes.

This isn't much different, except that it probably wasn't as necessary.  

Either way, it does prove one point, given that this whole post is true:  Get enough sand into in semi auto, and it won't run.  Even a Glock and oh my goodness, an AK (obviously this thread doesn't prove the latter, but my son was watching a weaponology today and I had to hear some guy say that an AK NEVER jams.
Link Posted: 7/8/2010 6:02:48 PM EDT
Makes as much sense as slinging your AR down the driveway so you don't worry about scratches.
Link Posted: 7/8/2010 6:06:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Spiffums:
Makes as much sense as slinging your AR down the driveway so you don't worry about scratches.


The OP and that guy need to get together to compare notes.
Link Posted: 7/8/2010 6:43:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JJREA:
GI's in WWII pee'd on their Garands when the actions froze in winter.  Or so the story goes.


Because they had Germans coming at them, and wanted to fire more than one shot...

Someone wants to see what a Glock can handle... ok, there have only been hundreds of torture videos, but was it worth it to piss all over the gun and then fire it? What’s next, walking around with the slide up his ass to show how concealable the Glock platform is?
Link Posted: 7/8/2010 8:27:48 PM EDT
To the OP, regardless of what the others are saying you showed your dedication to getting your weapon running again. Good Job..
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