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Posted: 10/1/2005 3:05:12 PM EDT
when using a public restroom, the reason im wondering because it seems like alot of people dont. like today i was in a casino restroom taking a dump and a couple of guys came in and just appeared to plop down instantly on the toilet with no use of the gasket. there could have piss all over the seat for all i/they know because plop down was instant after closing the stall door. seems like there are alot of these unhygenic people out there. just curious if any of you are here too.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:07:46 PM EDT
I normally just shit in the sink. It is much more hygenic. Not as popular with other restroom patrons though.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:08:09 PM EDT
I use them.

The local casino has the 'auto ass gaskets'.. Its a roll of plastic that changes after each user, and never gets re-used... kind of weird/interesting
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:09:26 PM EDT
I try not to shit in public places. If I do I make sure it is a restricted public place (work, noncrowded, low popularity) that is somewhat clean. If I am taking a trip that is more than an hour I try before I go. The ass gasket rarely needs to be an option with me.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:10:01 PM EDT
Hell no. As long as there's no visible fecal matter or anything else nasty on the seat I just sit down and fire one out no matter where I am.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:12:21 PM EDT
I have perfected the hover.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:13:36 PM EDT
I can count the times I've had to shit in public restrooms on one hand.

Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:14:02 PM EDT
I don't shit in public restrooms. I'm more at home in the woods than in town anyway, I'll find a tree.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:24:35 PM EDT
I dry dock the stink pickle.

Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:27:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By afman91201:
I try not to shit in public places. If I do I make sure it is a restricted public place (work, noncrowded, low popularity) that is somewhat clean. If I am taking a trip that is more than an hour I try before I go. The ass gasket rarely needs to be an option with me.




amen brother
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:28:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JoeWang:
I dry dock the stink pickle.




I don't know what that means, but I think it's funny.

R.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:29:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cold:

Originally Posted By afman91201:
I try not to shit in public places. If I do I make sure it is a restricted public place (work, noncrowded, low popularity) that is somewhat clean. If I am taking a trip that is more than an hour I try before I go. The ass gasket rarely needs to be an option with me.




amen brother



I have actually walked into rest stop gas stations and stolen toilet paper so that I could drive a mile or two down the road and shit in the woods. Now that's a dirty toilet.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:33:21 PM EDT
Not that I'm particularly keen on taking a dump in public restrooms, I don't get freaked out about toilet seats. I read a newspaper report that shows that KEYBOARDS have many times the number of germs than toilet seats. People have been shitting in public toilets for centuries without their ascheeks becoming infected, ya know?

Now, I do closely check the seat to make sure there's nothing on it. It's ridiculous to walk in a stall and see the whole thing covered in piss. WTF is wrong with some people?
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:36:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2005 3:37:14 PM EDT by panzersergeant]
I prefer to take a big greasy shit in an open air setting with the scent of pine trees and honeysuckles in the air. Pinecones make a good substitute for TP.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:36:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zhukov:
Not that I'm particularly keen on taking a dump in public restrooms, I don't get freaked out about toilet seats. I read a newspaper report that shows that KEYBOARDS have many times the number of germs than toilet seats. People have been shitting in public toilets for centuries without their ascheeks becoming infected, ya know?

Now, I do closely check the seat to make sure there's nothing on it. It's ridiculous to walk in a stall and see the whole thing covered in piss. WTF is wrong with some people?

So does your toothbrush.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:40:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By Zhukov:
Not that I'm particularly keen on taking a dump in public restrooms, I don't get freaked out about toilet seats. I read a newspaper report that shows that KEYBOARDS have many times the number of germs than toilet seats. People have been shitting in public toilets for centuries without their ascheeks becoming infected, ya know?

Now, I do closely check the seat to make sure there's nothing on it. It's ridiculous to walk in a stall and see the whole thing covered in piss. WTF is wrong with some people?

So does your toothbrush.



Ah yes - here it is...

www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/12/13/cold.flu.desk/



A study by the University of Arizona in 2002 found the typical worker's desk has hundreds of times more bacteria per square inch than an office toilet seat. If that's not disturbing enough, desks, phones and other private surfaces are also prime habitats for the viruses that cause colds and flu.

Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:41:12 PM EDT
My job used to require quite a bit of traveling, so shooting a squeezer at airports and other public places was pretty damn common.

Travel technique:

Eyeball shit space with extreme scrutiny. Bail to secondary squat space if environment doesn't meet standards.

If it's an airport, stall must have hook to hang notebook case.

Flush toilet to make sure not plugged or geyser. (Unexpected bidets suck.)

Check ass gasket / asswipe inventory.

Wipe down seat before applying ass gasket.

Squat, squeeze, jettison torpedo, wipe, flush, get the hell out before anyone figures out who stunk up the place.

In between terminals/flights I'm quicker than a friggen NASCAR pit crew.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:43:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JoeWang:
I dry dock the stink pickle.

hr


Hell, I'll laugh along with ya.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:44:12 PM EDT
Urine is completely sterile. Relx.

Just don't sit on someone's shit smear.

Your face has many times more vacteria than the area around your ass (unless someone sticks a Desert Eagle in you face and you shat yourself.)
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:44:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By IchWarrior:
I can count the times I've had to shit in public restrooms on one hand.




You don't shit at work?!?!?


Balming
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:49:06 PM EDT
Come to think of it, I'm quite the hypocrite.

I'm all pansy ass about sittin' on a reasonably clear public toilet seat, yet you'd a thunk I was munchin' for gold in a couple of ex-girlfriends ass cracks.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:52:08 PM EDT
+1 I don't shit in public places
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:52:26 PM EDT
Penn and Teller's "BULLSHIT!" covered this pretty well.
1. Urine is sterile in a healthy person.
2. The ass cheeks are dry and is one of the cleanest parts on the body.

I just give the seat a wipe (just in case) and drop trou.
That's it. Don't be such pussies.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 3:55:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By panzersergeant:
I prefer to take a big greasy shit in an open air setting with the scent of pine trees and honeysuckles in the air. Pinecones make a good substitute for TP.



Only if you pull them in the right direction!!
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 4:00:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DesertRider:
Come to think of it, I'm quite the hypocrite.

I'm all pansy ass about sittin' on a reasonably clear public toilet seat, yet you'd a thunk I was munchin' for gold in a couple of ex-girlfriends ass cracks.




Ewwwwww! (vomiting sounds) Oh man!

You're suppossed to know you've gone too far when you smell shit.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 4:02:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:
Hell no. As long as there's no visible fecal matter or anything else nasty on the seat I just sit down and fire one out no matter where I am.



And this is the reason why I use one...
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 4:28:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 4:45:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DesertRider:
My job used to require quite a bit of traveling, so shooting a squeezer at airports and other public places was pretty damn common.

Travel technique:

Eyeball shit space with extreme scrutiny. Bail to secondary squat space if environment doesn't meet standards.

If it's an airport, stall must have hook to hang notebook case.

Flush toilet to make sure not plugged or geyser. (Unexpected bidets suck.)

Check ass gasket / asswipe inventory.

Wipe down seat before applying ass gasket.

Squat, squeeze, jettison torpedo, wipe, flush, get the hell out before anyone figures out who stunk up the place.

In between terminals/flights I'm quicker than a friggen NASCAR pit crew.





You forgot the three nano-seconds at the sink washing the shit from your fingers from wiping your ass too fast!
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 4:50:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 5:01:25 PM EDT
Sheesh...what do you guyz do when you're in the bush?
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 5:03:08 PM EDT
You all are missing the most important step in public toilet pooping:
Make a raft of TP to cradle your log,and prevent the dreaded splashback of a stranger's assjuice.
You're welcome,Dave
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 5:03:51 PM EDT
If the restroom has them, i'll use it. If not, I wipe the lid down first with TP.

I dont want to catch any ass-herpes
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 5:07:41 PM EDT
Top tanker myself
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 5:14:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By afman91201:
Ewwwwww! (vomiting sounds) Oh man!

You're suppossed to know you've gone too far when you smell shit.



I ain't proud to say this, but it weren't no slip of the tongue.

Nope, I was trying to see if I could guess what she had fer dinner.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 5:25:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DesertRider:
I ain't proud to say this, but it weren't no slip of the tongue.

Nope, I was trying to see if I could guess what she had fer dinner.



Link Posted: 10/1/2005 5:31:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dave15:
You all are missing the most important step in public toilet pooping:
Make a raft of TP to cradle your log,and prevent the dreaded splashback of a stranger's assjuice.
You're welcome,Dave




Heh, I do that at HOME

Splash drives me fuckin insane ! ALWAYS happens, cause the damn toilet here's one of them stupid small kind. Full size bathroom too. Friggen idiot landlord.

Link Posted: 10/1/2005 5:43:40 PM EDT
I use me, theres no telling what might be on those lids.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 6:04:38 PM EDT


Very enlightening thread guys, thanx.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 6:07:59 PM EDT
nope. Just about evyone else at work does, so its like i get an unused toliet seat.

I can't stand them, they stick to my ass cheeks and I have to peel it off.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 6:11:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Keith_J:
Top tanker myself



Upper decking is cool.

I generally shit in the urinal.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 6:12:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2005 6:13:52 PM EDT by deej86]
I do my business when I need to do my business. Whenever I need to do my business, I use an "ass gasket" whatever that is.

Deej
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 6:17:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2005 6:18:30 PM EDT by easy610]
I have laughed out loud more from this thread than in a LONG time.....you guys are killing me!

"ass juice"??

"stink pickle"?



Link Posted: 10/1/2005 6:20:03 PM EDT
^^I tried very hard to stay out of this thread! I use the gasket though and make my own when one isn't available. Patty
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 6:20:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Redcap:

Originally Posted By Keith_J:
Top tanker myself



Upper decking is cool.

I generally shit in the urinal.




Reminds me of Randy Quaid in Kingpin sitting in the urinal takin a dump while reading the paper
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 6:22:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By codyXdeath:
I have perfected the hover.



Link Posted: 10/1/2005 6:23:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
^^I tried very hard to stay out of this thread! I use the gasket though and make my own when one isn't available. Patty



Patty, I bought my wife these neat little deals at Target that look like a small deoderant stick that you carry with you and you take the lid off and wipe them across the toilet seat and it has some kind of anti bacterial agent in it. One time use of course. We buy each other unique items for stocking stuffers at Xmas. Neat idea.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 6:34:18 PM EDT
I'm glad I didn't grow up in a time that even taking a shit scared me.

What's next , a fear of guns ?


GM
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 6:34:51 PM EDT
The only bad thing about public restrooms is 90% of the people leave without even glancing at the sink and soap. The toilet is cleaner than the door handle so after drying my hands I use the paper towel to open the door if it opens inward.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 6:37:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JoeWang:
I dry dock the stink pickle.





Sounds funny as shit but what does it mean?????
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 6:50:02 PM EDT
I maintain a decent altitude from the seat, then sight in my target and drop my ordnace.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 6:57:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By codyXdeath:
I have perfected the hover.




Just be prepared for the splashback
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