beer femininity
Beer: You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems
irrefutable. Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent study strongly suggests the presence of female hormones in beer, and further suggests that men should take a look at their beer
consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 8 pints of beer within a one-hour period.
The study found the following:
100% of the men gained weight.
80% talked excessively without making sense.
50% became overly emotional.
60% couldn't drive.
75% failed to think rationally.
50% argued over nothing.
20% had to sit down while urinating; the other 80% should have.
60% couldn't perform sexually.
90% refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.