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Posted: 10/3/2014 4:42:07 PM EST
Searched for a dupe but couldn't find anything. Is this actually a true story?

"The embarrassed young woman explained that she had been advised by her mother to insert a potato into her vagina as a means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy.

“My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.” the unnamed patient was quoted as saying by local news website HSB Noticias.

After leaving the potato in place for around 2 weeks she began to experience intense pain in her lower abdomen. The potato had germinated, and grown roots inside the lady’s private parts."



http://colombiareports.co/22-year-old-women-uses-potato-contraceptive-device-tolima/
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:43:15 PM EST
Deer Jesus.


Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:43:17 PM EST
Wtf
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:43:57 PM EST
I didn't read anything in there about her being pregnant. Mom was right.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:44:02 PM EST
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Originally Posted By bloatingfloater:
Deer Jesus.


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Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:44:42 PM EST
Ban potatoes
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:45:19 PM EST
Way to go.

It seems you impregnated yourself with a potato.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:45:27 PM EST
All she needs now is some ground lamb stuffed up there and she'd have shepards PIE.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:45:37 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:45:45 PM EST
deer god
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:45:48 PM EST
Gives a whole new meaning to "tater tots".........doesn't it?
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:45:49 PM EST
Hopefully she can't reproduce after this.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:46:41 PM EST
What in the actual fuck?
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:46:50 PM EST
Not Florida this time!!!
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:47:23 PM EST
Fish and chips anyone?

Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:47:25 PM EST
Cooch Potato
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:47:58 PM EST
I mean really??????
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:48:51 PM EST
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Originally Posted By xmission:
Cooch Potato
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Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:49:59 PM EST
Straight out of the oven...


Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:50:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/3/2014 4:56:18 PM EST by BayEagle]



Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:50:30 PM EST
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Originally Posted By xmission:
Cooch Potato
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Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:51:30 PM EST


Someone needs to use this in the Tinder pickup lines thread.

Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:52:43 PM EST
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Originally Posted By liquidsniperR6:
Originally Posted By bloatingfloater:
Deer Jesus.


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4645423616/hE5192B45/


YES! YES!

now THIS is why I come to GD!
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:52:54 PM EST
If you are too fucking dumb at 22 to know shoving a potato in your vagina is a bad idea. Let alone leaving it in there for 2 weeks...... You should have your tubes tied so you cant breed.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:54:55 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Badlatitude:
If you are too fucking dumb at 22 to know shoving a potato in your vagina is a bad idea. Let alone leaving it in there for 2 weeks...... You should have your tubes tubers tied so you cant breed.
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FIFY
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:55:58 PM EST
Tater twat
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:56:07 PM EST
Not clicking on that link....
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:57:41 PM EST
Need an image to determine guilt status. Well maybe she has a nice face
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:58:05 PM EST
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Originally Posted By bloatingfloater:
Deer Jesus.


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Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:58:30 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Chaingun:
Need an image to determine guilt status. Well maybe she has a nice face
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Probably a Sour Cream and Butter Face.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:58:47 PM EST
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Originally Posted By rebel_rifle:
Not clicking on that link....
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Click To View Spoiler
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 4:59:20 PM EST
From here on out she's going to be called


"Miss's Potato head"
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:00:20 PM EST
Just when I think people can't be more stupid/weird/insane or just plain otherwise brainless someone goes and proves me wrong!
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:01:00 PM EST
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Originally Posted By GaryM:
Not Florida this time!!!
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Ok rost right here!


Potato baby almost got me
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:01:12 PM EST
What we got here is a bad case of cooter rooter.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:01:19 PM EST
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Originally Posted By War_Face:
Tater twat
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Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:01:36 PM EST
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Originally Posted By bloatingfloater:
Fish and chips anyone?

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Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:01:56 PM EST
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Originally Posted By bionicmonkey:


YES! YES!

now THIS is why I come to GD!
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Originally Posted By bionicmonkey:
Originally Posted By liquidsniperR6:
Originally Posted By bloatingfloater:
Deer Jesus.


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4645423616/hE5192B45/


YES! YES!

now THIS is why I come to GD!

Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:01:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/3/2014 5:07:57 PM EST by unclemoak]
This is coming from the country where teen boys also have sex with donkeys. There's even a youtube documentary on it

Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:02:41 PM EST
Need pics to determine whether or not I would mash it.

Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:02:46 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:03:35 PM EST
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Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Need pics to determine whether or not I would mash it.

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Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:04:04 PM EST
"It's ok, it's just my potato"
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:04:55 PM EST
WTF is wrong with people.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:05:19 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Lorax:
Gives a whole new meaning to "tater tots".........doesn't it?
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Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:06:03 PM EST
I had a bad day up until the point I read this.
Now it's a wonderful day filled with a wonderful image.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:06:13 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Need pics to determine whether or not I would mash it.



http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/gross_no_thank_you_supernatural.gif



Box lunch with fries.


Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:09:17 PM EST
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Originally Posted By WilliamGray:
What we got here is a bad case of cooter rooter.
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Tuber troubles, you could say.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:09:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By pointman12:
Searched for a dupe but couldn't find anything. Is this actually a true story?

"The embarrassed young woman explained that she had been advised by her mother to insert a potato into her vagina as a means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy.

“My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.” the unnamed patient was quoted as saying by local news website HSB Noticias.

After leaving the potato in place for around 2 weeks she began to experience intense pain in her lower abdomen. The potato had germinated, and grown roots inside the lady’s private parts."



http://colombiareports.co/22-year-old-women-uses-potato-contraceptive-device-tolima/
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Third world gonna third world.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:10:04 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/3/2014 5:10:39 PM EST by Diesel_Maximus_2992]
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Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
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Dude if you really that hungry KFC has mashed potatoes
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 5:14:03 PM EST
A spud to block the pud?


Seems reasonable.


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