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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:10:22 AM EDT
Damn, I am getting several DOZEN emails a day advertising shit for
increasing the size of my member, and another dozen or so for Viagra.

Should I keep entering my email on their "do not contact" form?

Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:10:56 AM EDT
Because its small?
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:11:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2007 11:11:38 AM EDT by twonami]
cause you have a small pecker?
eta: dammit ziti
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:11:32 AM EDT
IBTBD (In Before The Big Dicks)
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:11:34 AM EDT
Your wife signed you up for their mailing list.

Kharn
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:11:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2007 11:12:30 AM EDT by zwvirtual]
Maybe your wife is sending in your email address to those companies....subtle hint?


ETA: Damn, Kharn! Beat me by 10 secs!
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:11:47 AM EDT
I don't know Tiny, maybe you could tell us why.
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:11:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Reaper:
Damn, I am getting several DOZEN emails a day advertising shit for
increasing the size of my member, and another dozen or so for Viagra.

Should I keep entering my email on their "do not contact" form?



You really should have called that bitch like you promised, that one time.
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:13:20 AM EDT
Stop surfing teh Pron
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:14:17 AM EDT


Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:14:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kharn:
Your wife signed you up for their mailing list.

Kharn


I don't know what she is complaining about.

If I doubled my size to 24", she would be PISSED.

Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:14:58 AM EDT
They can't all be wrong, can they?
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:15:43 AM EDT
That spam mostly comes from Chinese servers. I am sure that you can figure out the rest.
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:22:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bodie:
Stop surfing teh Pron


+1 guilty too
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:23:06 AM EDT
HMMMMM......When you pee, do you piss on your balls?
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:23:55 AM EDT
I get them for weight loss.

I am 5' 7 and 140 lbs

If I lost all they say I could I would disappear
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:25:29 AM EDT
if that shit really worked ALL guys would take it whether they really needed it or not.
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:27:40 AM EDT
Do you drive a BMW?

Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:27:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kharn:
Your wife signed you up for their mailing list.

Kharn


Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:30:31 AM EDT
The truth hurts. Don't worry, the pain will subside.
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:41:00 AM EDT

Mrs. The_Reaper: "Seen more meat on bacon".
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 11:43:40 AM EDT
not a tag
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 12:15:53 PM EDT
Because you own a Colt?
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 1:46:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By akethan:
Because you own a Colt?


I own Colt, Glock, Armalite, S&W, ...

Is Colt the one that causes small penis syndrome?

Link Posted: 10/29/2007 1:49:47 PM EDT
Start emailing pics of it back too them so they can enter the spec's into the data tables. You just know this stuff is kept in some mysterious great hall of record somewhere.
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 2:07:29 PM EDT

Why does everyone think I need a bigger penis?


Don't worry, that's not true at all. I've never thought to form an opinion about your inadequate penis.
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 2:08:06 PM EDT
in before the page two ownage
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 2:08:32 PM EDT
shave it and you will get the extra magical inch
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 2:23:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
shave it and you will get the extra magical inch



Link Posted: 10/29/2007 2:29:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PBIR:

Why does everyone think I need a bigger penis?


Don't worry, that's not true at all. I've never thought to form an opinion about your inadequate penis.


Maybe, but you sure bitch about the taste.
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 2:52:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2007 2:53:09 PM EDT by Fast_Jimmy]
x
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 2:54:38 PM EDT
Everyone thinks you need a bigger penis because you didn't have the stones to support BlueFrog.
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 2:56:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Reaper:
Is Colt the one that causes small penis syndrome?



That would be Glock, for obvious reasons.
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 3:01:01 PM EDT
The question is; who told them about your "problem"?
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 3:01:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bodie:
Stop surfing teh Pron


+1
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 3:32:16 PM EDT
Better too small than too big... If your too large a women won't go near it... Besides why does everyone think you need a bigger penis? Maybe a pissed of ex signed you up... Maybe one of your friends signed you on as a joke... Some of the guys on my old football team signed the coach up for Sex Addicts Anonymous... Practice was hell the next day...

j0hn
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 3:35:59 PM EDT
after i think about it, i get those junk mail in my college email, but i never use it, only my yahoo email.... and no i dont look at pron, dont need to when you go to a college with a 4-1 girl guy ratio
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 3:43:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By j0hn:
Better too small than too big... If your too large a women won't go near it... Besides why does everyone think you need a bigger penis? Maybe a pissed of ex signed you up... Maybe one of your friends signed you on as a joke... Some of the guys on my old football team signed the coach up for Sex Addicts Anonymous... Practice was hell the next day...

j0hn


You trying to convince us or yourself ?
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 3:47:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2007 3:47:32 PM EDT by PBIR]

Originally Posted By The_Reaper:

Originally Posted By PBIR:

Why does everyone think I need a bigger penis?


Don't worry, that's not true at all. I've never thought to form an opinion about your inadequate penis.


Maybe, but you sure bitch about the taste.


If your wife would wash properly before she comes over I wouldn't have to. POW!
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 3:50:27 PM EDT
In before Stoner_Student.
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 3:53:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2007 3:53:37 PM EDT by Hokie]
What, you don't find "Ci@Li$" or "Vi@gr@" to be worthwhile? They're trying to help! They're philanthropists!!!
Link Posted: 10/29/2007 3:58:01 PM EDT
Cause your hung like a Tic Tac, but not nearly as refreshing?
Link Posted: 11/7/2007 5:30:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gopeterson:
Cause your hung like a Tic Tac, but not nearly as refreshing?




Link Posted: 11/7/2007 5:37:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gopeterson:
Cause your hung like a Tic Tac, but not nearly as refreshing?




OK, that's funny.
Link Posted: 11/7/2007 6:18:28 AM EDT
A friend of mine has been taking some stuff he found on the Internet and says he is now huge! Girth too!! His wife says he is too big.
Link Posted: 11/7/2007 6:26:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
A friend of mine has been taking some stuff he found on the Internet and says he is now huge! Girth too!! His wife says he is too big.


PM incoming.
Link Posted: 11/7/2007 10:44:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
A friend of mine has been taking some stuff he found on the Internet and says he is now huge! Girth too!! His wife says he is too big.


Not saying your friend and his wife didn't say that, but I call B.S. on whether anything other than falioplasty can increase the size.
Link Posted: 11/7/2007 10:50:18 AM EDT
I got one that said "click here for a bigger penis"...........

Had to replace my mouse after than one..........
Link Posted: 11/7/2007 11:07:21 AM EDT
Don't worry about it, my penis is enormous and I still get them too....

TXL
Link Posted: 11/7/2007 11:08:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ken_mays:

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
A friend of mine has been taking some stuff he found on the Internet and says he is now huge! Girth too!! His wife says he is too big.


PM incoming.


lol


GET THIS INFO TO LORDTRADER, STAT!!!!!


TXL
Link Posted: 11/7/2007 11:26:14 AM EDT
Mrs. Winmag was complaining to me sunday night, that she kept getting these emails to be like Ron Jeremy. She says to me, Why does everyone want me to be like Ron Jeremy? He is a race car driver isn't he? At this point, I was laughing my ass off. I told her that he drives something, but it doesn't have wheels on it.
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