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Posted: 8/11/2005 8:41:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/11/2005 8:42:31 PM EDT by red65]
You know what "campy" means?

It's when someone makes fun of 1950s middle class consumerism. Like beehive hairdos and pink lipstick and monster movies.

I just saw this fucking horrible movie called "The Stepford Wives".

You should see it, just to see how awful it is. It is one of the worst movies I ever saw. truly awful.

I defy anyone to even crack a smile during that hideous mess.

Guess what? It's "campy fun".

This is the 1000th movie I've seen that's supposed to be "campy" and "fun" but is actually a dismal pile of shit.

Link Posted: 8/11/2005 8:45:18 PM EDT
What did your husband think of the movie?

Sgat1r5

Link Posted: 8/11/2005 8:45:46 PM EDT
Which one?

The 2004 one or the orginal 1975 version?
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 8:46:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/11/2005 8:50:11 PM EDT by red65]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
What did your husband think of the movie?

Sgat1r5




He was too busy reaming your Mom to see it.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 8:47:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Airwolf:
Which one?

The 2004 one or the orginal 1975 version?



2004
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 8:47:23 PM EDT
LOL....you gotta admite dude, it's a little ghey.

Maybe even alot ghey

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 8:50:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/11/2005 8:50:50 PM EDT by Airwolf]

Originally Posted By red65:

Originally Posted By Airwolf:
Which one?

The 2004 one or the orginal 1975 version?



2004



Didn't see it. Reviews said it was kinda sucktastic.

The original was pretty decent.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 8:50:40 PM EDT
Homer: Why do you have all this crazy crap?

John Waters: Because it's camp!

Homer: (blank stare)

John Waters: You know, camp. The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?

Homer: Oh, like when a clown dies.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 9:00:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
LOL....you gotta admite dude, it's a little ghey.

Maybe even alot ghey

Sgatr15



See the movie and you'll understand.

This vagina monologes feminist horseshit gets on my nerves.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 9:02:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By red65:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
What did your husband think of the movie?

Sgat1r5




He was too busy reaming your Mom to see it.



you let your husband cheat on you?
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 9:04:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
Homer: Why do you have all this crazy crap?

John Waters: Because it's camp!

Homer: (blank stare)

John Waters: You know, camp. The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?

Homer: Oh, like when a clown dies.




John Waters movies suck. Talk about GHEY.

Link Posted: 8/11/2005 9:09:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VTwin60:

Originally Posted By red65:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
What did your husband think of the movie?

Sgat1r5




He was too busy reaming your Mom to see it.



you let your husband cheat on you?




Shut your man-pleaser, homo.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 9:12:07 PM EDT
Well this thread took a shit real fast
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 9:15:08 PM EDT
This movie is campy, funny, and it gave me a teen-age boner when I first saw it...

Link Posted: 8/11/2005 9:27:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By red65:

Shut your man-pleaser, homo.



thats about 1 on the insult scale. Right there next to "I know you are but what am I."
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 9:38:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VTwin60:

Originally Posted By red65:

Shut your man-pleaser, homo.



thats about 1 on the insult scale. Right there next to "I know you are but what am I."



Yes, red65 is obviously a master of verbal insults, a veritable Picasso in his/her mastery of the english language.....
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 9:41:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VTwin60:

Originally Posted By red65:

Shut your man-pleaser, homo.



hats


You're right. It'd be much better if he'd punched it up a notch...like:

Shut your cock-holster, you cum-guzzling shit-weasel.


10-32
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 9:44:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By red65:

Originally Posted By raven:
Homer: Why do you have all this crazy crap?

John Waters: Because it's camp!

Homer: (blank stare)

John Waters: You know, camp. The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?

Homer: Oh, like when a clown dies.




John Waters movies suck. Talk about GHEY.




that's the simpsons.


Link Posted: 8/11/2005 9:49:12 PM EDT
IBTL


Damn where's the dancing lock? It wasn't one of mine...
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 9:50:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VTwin60:

Originally Posted By red65:

Shut your man-pleaser, homo.



thats about 1 on the insult scale. Right there next to "I know you are but what am I."


I dunno I thought it was better than the average internet insult
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 9:50:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:
IBTL


Damn where's the dancing lock? It wasn't one of mine...

Here:

Link Posted: 8/11/2005 9:51:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 10-32:

Originally Posted By VTwin60:

Originally Posted By red65:

Shut your man-pleaser, homo.



thats about 1 on the insult scale. Right there next to "I know you are but what am I."



You're right. It'd be much better if he'd punched it up a notch...like:

Shut your cock-holster, you cum-guzzling shit-weasel.


10-32




I don't understand the "shit-weasel" part. What does it mean?
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 9:58:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:
This movie is campy, funny, and it gave me a teen-age boner when I first saw it...

img.epinions.com/images/opti/a5/40/211016-movie.jpg-movie-resized200.jpg




One of my top tens.

Seriously a great flesh fest.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:13:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JohnTheTexican:

Originally Posted By 10-32:

Originally Posted By VTwin60:

Originally Posted By red65:

Shut your man-pleaser, homo.



hats


You're right. It'd be much better if he'd punched it up a notch...like:

Shut your cock-holster, you cum-guzzling shit-weasel.


10-32




I don't understand the "shit-weasel" part. What does it mean?



I always assumed it had something to do with a cardboard tube and a ferret....but hey, I been wrong before.


10-32
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:57:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/11/2005 10:58:40 PM EDT by SteyrAUG]

Originally Posted By red65:
You know what "campy" means?

It's when someone makes fun of 1950s middle class consumerism. Like beehive hairdos and pink lipstick and monster movies.

I just saw this fucking horrible movie called "The Stepford Wives".

You should see it, just to see how awful it is. It is one of the worst movies I ever saw. truly awful.

I defy anyone to even crack a smile during that hideous mess.

Guess what? It's "campy fun".

This is the 1000th movie I've seen that's supposed to be "campy" and "fun" but is actually a dismal pile of shit.





OK first things first.

This wasn't meant to be a "campy" movie. It was just a horrible remaks of a horrible feminazi film from the 1970s.

I reviewed it in the Movie Forum but most members were too chicken to touch it.

Well I Knew It Would Suck...But It Was On Satellite So I Watched It...

Campy films are films that are incredibly bad/gay but certain people want to watch them and not be called "fags." Examples are: Rocky Horror Picture Show or anything made by John Waters.

My review from the Movie Forum:

The Stepford Wives with Nicole Kidman.

Now I was familiar with the 1975 original and the 1980 sequel so I knew it was gonna be a feminazi bitchfest.

And it was and all the tired whinning, bitching and complaining was there:

1. REAL WOMEN don't look like that.

2. REAL WOMEN can't do those things.

3. REAL WOMEN are not here to serve YOU.

Blah, blah, blah...

Basically ONLY Stepford Robots and fictional characters like June Cleaver can make themselves presentable, keep a respectable home and take care of their husbands.

Because as history has shown NO WOMAN has ever done those things EVER. But women can be powerful CEO executive types who can do ANYTHING a man can do except impossibly absurd things like make themselves presentable, keep a respectable home and take care of their husbands.

And the funniest part is while the film goes on with it's tirade of men's unrealistic expectations of women it completely MISSES those expectations.

While a few of us would have the June Cleaver model far more of us would have the Goth Lesbian Model in black vinyl with "friends."

The reality for women who might buy into this nonsense promoted by the film is most men's needs are incredibly simple. Basically feed us, fuck us and let us get some sleep. That's it. Really is that simple. We hardly qualify as "needy" especially when compared to most females.

I wish someone would do a realistic remake of "The Stepford Wives" where they get rid of their nagging bitch of a wife and replace her with a Real Doll®. Yeah she can't cook for shit and never cleans the house but she fucks like a champ and doesn't talk you to death.

Movie would be fucking hilarious. I know if my choice was between a Real Doll® and Bette Midler I'd be making my own sandwiches from now on.



"Hi Honey I'm home.

Want some pizza? No? Ok, you keep watching the porno while I eat and we'll fuck later ok sweetums."

Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:09:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 10-32:

Originally Posted By VTwin60:

Originally Posted By red65:

Shut your man-pleaser, homo.



thats about 1 on the insult scale. Right there next to "I know you are but what am I."



You're right. It'd be much better if he'd punched it up a notch...like:

Shut your cock-holster, you cum-guzzling shit-weasel.


10-32



now that's funny.

Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:12:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
What did your husband think of the movie?

Sgat1r5




I was thinking the exact same thing.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:12:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:
This movie is campy, funny, and it gave me a teen-age boner when I first saw it...

img.epinions.com/images/opti/a5/40/211016-movie.jpg-movie-resized200.jpg



any boner inspiring movie about cheerleaders is naturally acceptable viewing. in fact, there should be an academy award category for it
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:19:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By red65:
Shut your man-pleaser, homo.



Wow. Somebody is itching to get banned.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:29:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By druncuncas:

Originally Posted By red65:

Originally Posted By raven:
Homer: Why do you have all this crazy crap?

John Waters: Because it's camp!

Homer: (blank stare)

John Waters: You know, camp. The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?

Homer: Oh, like when a clown dies.




John Waters movies suck. Talk about GHEY.




that's the simpsons.





And it was about Homer coming to terms with John Water's gayness.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:34:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/12/2005 5:34:19 AM EDT by The_Beer_Slayer]
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