Quoted: You know what "campy" means?
It's when someone makes fun of 1950s middle class consumerism. Like beehive hairdos and pink lipstick and monster movies.
I just saw this fucking horrible movie called "The Stepford Wives".
You should see it, just to see how awful it is. It is one of the worst movies I ever saw. truly awful.
I defy anyone to even crack a smile during that hideous mess.
Guess what? It's "campy fun".
This is the 1000th movie I've seen that's supposed to be "campy" and "fun" but is actually a dismal pile of shit.
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OK first things first.
This wasn't meant to be a "campy" movie. It was just a horrible remaks of a horrible feminazi film from the 1970s.
I reviewed it in the Movie Forum but most members were too chicken to touch it.
Well I Knew It Would Suck...But It Was On Satellite So I Watched It... Campy films are films that are incredibly bad/gay but certain people want to watch them and not be called "fags." Examples are: Rocky Horror Picture Show or anything made by John Waters.
My review from the Movie Forum:
The Stepford Wives with Nicole Kidman.
Now I was familiar with the 1975 original and the 1980 sequel so I knew it was gonna be a feminazi bitchfest.
And it was and all the tired whinning, bitching and complaining was there:
1. REAL WOMEN don't look like that.
2. REAL WOMEN can't do those things.
3. REAL WOMEN are not here to serve YOU.
Blah, blah, blah...
Basically ONLY Stepford Robots and fictional characters like June Cleaver can make themselves presentable, keep a respectable home and take care of their husbands.
Because as history has shown NO WOMAN has ever done those things EVER. But women can be powerful CEO executive types who can do ANYTHING a man can do except impossibly absurd things like make themselves presentable, keep a respectable home and take care of their husbands.
And the funniest part is while the film goes on with it's tirade of men's unrealistic expectations of women it completely MISSES those expectations.
While a few of us would have the June Cleaver model far more of us would have the Goth Lesbian Model in black vinyl with "friends."
The reality for women who might buy into this nonsense promoted by the film is most men's needs are incredibly simple. Basically feed us, fuck us and let us get some sleep. That's it. Really is that simple. We hardly qualify as "needy" especially when compared to most females.
I wish someone would do a realistic remake of "The Stepford Wives" where they get rid of their nagging bitch of a wife and replace her with a Real Doll®. Yeah she can't cook for shit and never cleans the house but she fucks like a champ and doesn't talk you to death.
Movie would be fucking hilarious. I know if my choice was between a Real Doll® and Bette Midler I'd be making my own sandwiches from now on.
"Hi Honey I'm home.
Want some pizza? No? Ok, you keep watching the porno while I eat and we'll fuck later ok sweetums."