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Posted: 8/28/2004 1:26:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/28/2004 1:27:12 AM EDT by MisterFloppy]
[02:19] <Sgtar15> Ummmm
[02:19] <MisterFloppy> YAY
[02:19] <Sgtar15> I got a problem...
[02:19] <MisterFloppy> shoot
[02:19] <Sgtar15> Well...
[02:19] <Sgtar15> I am 39 y.o
[02:19] <MisterFloppy> cant get it up?
[02:20] <Sgtar15> and very much right arm dominant
[02:20] <Sgtar15> So...
[02:20] <MisterFloppy> so you yank it a lot?
[02:20] <Sgtar15> after 30 years of pull it to the right...
[02:20] <Sgtar15> It um...
[02:20] <Sgtar15> It wont straighten out now!!!!!!!!!!!
[02:20] <MisterFloppy> whoa
[02:20] <Benny-Hill> switch to the left hand
[02:20] <Sgtar15> Looks like a Yield arrow!!!!
[02:21] <Sgtar15> I cant get good rythem with the left
[02:21] <Benny-Hill> maybe in another 39years it will even out
[02:21] <MisterFloppy> yeah, 30 years of pulling to the left sould fix it
[02:21] <MisterFloppy> i myself am a switch hitter
[02:21] <Sgtar15> But...
[02:21] <Sgtar15> Mt left doesnt feel right
[02:21] <MisterFloppy> you get used to it
[02:21] <Benny-Hill> a curved willy should help hit the G spot better if the position is right
[02:21] <Sgtar15> and the grip angle if all wrong
[02:21] <Sgtar15> pinches the head too early
[02:22] <MisterFloppy> you could try taping it to your left leg for awhile
[02:22] <Sgtar15> Hmmm
[02:22] * Sgtar15 gets the stapil gun....
[02:22] <MisterFloppy> ohhh boy
[02:22] <Sgtar15> AHHH FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
­[02:22] <MisterFloppy> here we go again
[02:22] <Sgtar15> DAMN!!!!!!
[02:22] <Sgtar15> Mother fucker!!!!!!!!
[02:22] <Sgtar15> THAT HURT!!!!!!!!!!!
[02:22] * Sgtar15 gets a bucket for the bleeding
[02:23] <Sgtar15> Damn!
[02:23] * Benny-Hill pukes
[02:23] <Sgtar15> I hit an artiery
[02:23] * Sgtar15 gets some lasange

I rest my case.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:32:10 AM EDT
I've been going to bed too early.....

Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:35:39 AM EDT
I'm really glad I wasn't reading chat then.....
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:37:18 AM EDT
Does Sgtar sleep?

- BG
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:38:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Does Sgtar sleep?

- BG

When he's not....

Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:38:25 AM EDT
Damn, I been missing out...
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:40:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:47:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Does Sgtar sleep?

- BG

Sometimes....so far I have it down to two 2-3 hour naps

Link Posted: 8/28/2004 4:25:30 AM EDT
you started wanking when you were 9??

I thought my friend was bad when he started at 10...
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