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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 7/31/2005 4:10:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/31/2005 4:26:07 PM EDT by jkstexas2001]
They found a recording at the crime scene with these cryptic words: "Someone took out a contract on his jolly a$$. It paid good. I caught him the restroom with his red pants down around his knees. I said "Ho Ho this you motherf*****!!!!!!!!!" and sent him a sleigh ride to hades. Sorry kiddies, but money is money."

If one of you guys know anything about this, please contact the authorities. Thanks.



Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:11:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:11:45 PM EDT
2000? Isn't this a bit outdated?
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:12:10 PM EDT
Now I have a machinegun

ho-ho-ho
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:12:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MachinegunManiac:
2000? Isn't this a bit outdated?



There was a cover-up, for obvious reasons. I felt it was time for the truth to come out.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:17:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
Now I have a machinegun

ho-ho-ho



I can't wait until I get my first M16 so that I can say that!

Die Hard is the BEST ACTION MOVIE EVER.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:22:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/31/2005 4:25:27 PM EDT by jkstexas2001]
Something tells me that Al Qaeda's attempt at an airborne bomb platform is years from success



Perhaps they have too many of these people working for them ...



It seems they are forced to find alternate methods, since we have new security measures in place

Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:25:52 PM EDT
That santa claus pic was a fark photoshop contest from a while back.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:26:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
That santa claus pic was a fark photoshop contest from a while back.



Have you seen him in the past 5 years? I think not.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:38:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/31/2005 4:39:50 PM EDT by N1Rampage]
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:41:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/N1Rampage/entry19.jpg



That's the scariest picture I have seen in 20 years.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:44:47 PM EDT
Proof the government is getting out of hand

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