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Posted: 12/15/2005 5:56:43 PM EST
You know Santa's pack'n some heat so what do you think's carrying? Not in the picture below (that's looks like an AK) but the real Santa up in the North Pole.

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:58:58 PM EST
DPMS White Panther.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:59:21 PM EST
Sorry, I think it would be a 1891 Mosin-Nagant. Great reindeer rifle in his neck of the woods.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:00:32 PM EST
I am going to have to say M-14.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:00:58 PM EST
Sako M95.


He parties with the Finns in the off season.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:02:22 PM EST
pistol griped pump shotgun have you not seen the southpark woodland friends Christmas special


I am pretty much a agnostic but that episode was seriously fucked up
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:02:26 PM EST
He carries a shotgun. Comes in real handy for the devil-worshipping woodland critters and their evil satanic powers.

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:03:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
pistol griped pump shotgun have you not seen the southpark woodland friends Christmas special


I am pretty much a agnostic but that episode was seriously fucked up



Best.Episode.Evar.

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:04:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:09:37 PM EST
There is a picture of Santa on the winter issue of Cheaper than Dirt holding an AR
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:09:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
pistol griped pump shotgun have you not seen the southpark woodland friends Christmas special


I am pretty much a agnostic but that episode was seriously fucked up



Best.Episode.Evar.



I beat ya by 4 seconds LOL
you came up with a pic though
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:10:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
pistol griped pump shotgun have you not seen the southpark woodland friends Christmas special


I am pretty much a agnostic but that episode was seriously fucked up



Best.Episode.Evar.



I beat ya by 4 seconds LOL
you came up with a pic though



Yeah, while I was looking up the pic, you were posting. I suppose its a tie
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:28:59 PM EST

Your poll doesn't have good choices. Semi-auto rifles are NOT reliable or useful in northeastern Greenland. Therefore, Santa would clearly use a bolt-action rifles of some kind (likely a krag or mauser derivative).

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:35:28 PM EST
.460 Wby Mag shooting a 500Gr Woodleigh soft point of course!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:38:15 PM EST
Anyone dressing like that would have an Airsoft
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:39:00 PM EST
He doesn't carry any of those. He works with reindeer, so he's obviously a Scandinavian, thus he'll be armed with a Sako in 6.5x55 mauser.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:40:59 PM EST
Dude, it's freakin' Santa. He has access to anything and everything and this is all you could come up with for the poll? I demand that BFG 9000 be added to the poll immediately...
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:42:07 PM EST
Ever see what he eats?

The odors would kill someone off quickly.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:42:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By MonkTx:
He doesn't carry any of those. He works with reindeer, so he's obviously a Scandinavian, thus he'll be armed with a Sako in 6.5x55 mauser.



+1

People don't seem to have a good appreciation for the weather conditions around the North Pole.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:55:13 PM EST
Mauser or a Mosin-Nagant.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:58:43 PM EST
M14, its the only one that works reliably in the cold and will kill at the distances neccessary with effectiveness. Santa loves the M14, he told me so.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:11:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 7:14:35 PM EST by CaptSchofield]
He brings his Red Ryder BB gun. He always has acouple of spares in his bag.
Dude You did'nt know that?
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:14:45 PM EST
Santa was formed from pagan German ways, thus he would carry a German rifle. G3!

Maybe a G36 today

G3 with ACOG and PSG1 style buttstock should do the trick if he is ever shot down over Bagdad.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:15:32 PM EST
Mrs. Clause told me he carries an FAL.

Don't ask me how I know.



Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:18:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By LonePathfinder:
Santa was formed from pagan German ways, thus he would carry a German rifle. G3!

Maybe a G36 today

G3 with ACOG and PSG1 style buttstock should do the trick if he is ever shot down over Bagdad.



The only thing that would help him if he gets shot down is a christmas miracle from jesus himself.



"I just couldnt let him live - he shocked santas balls!"
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:18:34 PM EST
http://home.planet.nl/~madierkx/rex/rex_santa.jpg

I think he actualy wants a gun for xmas.


out...
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:19:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dieselman:
I am going to have to say M-14.


+1
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:19:19 PM EST
I vote for the AK because it needs to work in the snow and cold.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:21:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 7:22:38 PM EST by 223-Buckaroo]
M1 Garand with the winter trigger. He wears mittens after all !




Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:21:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:24:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By _DR:
tinypic.com/inv7yt.jpg



Outstanding.

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:24:44 PM EST
Simple....Santa carries the new XM as -8
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:24:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By nf9648:
M14, its the only one that works reliably in the cold and will kill at the distances neccessary with effectiveness. Santa loves the M14, he told me so.



Thats right! Santa don't need no teenage queen, he just needs his M14.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:28:35 PM EST
M1-garand. 8 shots. 8 reindeer. coincidence? I think not.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:31:18 PM EST
It's made by GE, and bolted to the side of the sleigh when he's not carrying it as a single-man backpack.

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:31:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By lokt:
M1-garand. 8 shots. 8 reindeer. coincidence? I think not.



sorry, what about Rudolph he is #9.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:32:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 7:32:14 PM EST by soowah]
It's Santa! Cmon, he obviously has a Ma Duce mounted on his sleigh
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:35:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By 223-Buckaroo:
M1 Garand with the winter trigger. He wears mittens after all !


www.memorableplaces.com/m1garand/winter3.jpg





Even the venerable Garand (and its illegitimate bastard child the M14) will not function reliably in the extreme weather conditions up there.


At the risk of getting too wound up in a completely hypothetical and fun internet thread, I still insist on bolt action !!

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:40:37 PM EST
FAL. .308 is better on the polar bears, and is more winter-freindly than the G3.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:46:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By Andreuha:
FAL. .308 is better on the polar bears, and is more winter-freindly than the G3.



Must be why Norway and Denmark use it

Oh wait, yea thats right....
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:58:49 PM EST
I don't care what he carries as long as he leaves one under my tree!! ....Stingy bastard, I'm sick of gettin' socks!!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 10:42:47 PM EST
C'mon guys!! The legend of St. Nicholas originated in what is now Turkey. Santa carries a Mauser.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:45:56 AM EST
Sorry about the M-14. I knew I was missing an important rifle. My mind just went blank for a moment.

A bolt action would have been a good item to list too. But the polls mess up with 5 choices so I limited it to 4.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 3:59:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/16/2005 4:01:18 AM EST by Carter226]

Originally Posted By CaptSchofield:

Originally Posted By lokt:
M1-garand. 8 shots. 8 reindeer. coincidence? I think not.



sorry, what about Rudolph he is #9.



What do you think the bayonet is for, a tooth pick.....no.

But a bolt gun would be a nice choice. But you never know when he might run upon something that involves alittle more up close and personel touch that a rifle could not handle. Thats when he reaches for his Glock 18, or his K-BAR. Remember he isnt always in Cold environments.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 4:04:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/16/2005 4:05:03 AM EST by ByteTheBullet]
Tommy RAY gun...in the future...



ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 4:07:46 AM EST
He carries whatever Al Pacino carried in "Heat".....
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 4:09:23 AM EST
FAL. Right arm of 90+ countries.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 4:09:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By LonePathfinder:

Originally Posted By Andreuha:
FAL. .308 is better on the polar bears, and is more winter-freindly than the G3.



Must be why Norway and Denmark use it

Oh wait, yea thats right....




Sweden used to isse the G3 too.


Lumpy got it right though, Santa definitely carries a Sako RK95.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 4:11:58 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/16/2005 4:14:28 AM EST by ByteTheBullet]
If he is serious he uses...



If he is REALLY serious, he uses...





Merry Christmas to all!!!


ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 4:17:36 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 4:35:52 AM EST
He uses both!!havewww.freeonlinegames.com/play/3064.html
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