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Posted: 12/15/2005 6:56:43 PM EDT
You know Santa's pack'n some heat so what do you think's carrying? Not in the picture below (that's looks like an AK) but the real Santa up in the North Pole.
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Posted: 12/15/2005 6:58:58 PM EDT
[#1]
DPMS White Panther.
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Posted: 12/15/2005 6:59:21 PM EDT
[#2]
Sorry, I think it would be a 1891 Mosin-Nagant. Great reindeer rifle in his neck of the woods.
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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:00:32 PM EDT
[#3]
I am going to have to say M-14.
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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:00:58 PM EDT
[#4]
Sako M95.
He parties with the Finns in the off season. |
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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:02:22 PM EDT
[#5]
pistol griped pump shotgun have you not seen the southpark woodland friends Christmas special
I am pretty much a agnostic but that episode was seriously fucked up |
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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:02:26 PM EDT
[#6]
He carries a shotgun. Comes in real handy for the devil-worshipping woodland critters and their evil satanic powers.
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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:03:02 PM EDT
[#7]
Best.Episode.Evar. |
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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:04:38 PM EDT
[#8]
I don't know but he needs to be packing something...
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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:09:37 PM EDT
[#9]
There is a picture of Santa on the winter issue of Cheaper than Dirt holding an AR
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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:09:45 PM EDT
[#10]
I beat ya by 4 seconds LOL you came up with a pic though 
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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:10:55 PM EDT
[#11]
Yeah, while I was looking up the pic, you were posting. I suppose its a tie 
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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:28:59 PM EDT
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Your poll doesn't have good choices. Semi-auto rifles are NOT reliable or useful in northeastern Greenland. Therefore, Santa would clearly use a bolt-action rifles of some kind (likely a krag or mauser derivative). |
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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:35:28 PM EDT
[#13]
.460 Wby Mag shooting a 500Gr Woodleigh soft point of course!
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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:38:15 PM EDT
[#14]
Anyone dressing like that would have an Airsoft
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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:39:00 PM EDT
[#15]
He doesn't carry any of those. He works with reindeer, so he's obviously a Scandinavian, thus he'll be armed with a Sako in 6.5x55 mauser.
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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:40:59 PM EDT
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Dude, it's freakin' Santa. He has access to anything and everything and this is all you could come up with for the poll? I demand that BFG 9000 be added to the poll immediately...
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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:42:07 PM EDT
[#17]
Ever see what he eats?
The odors would kill someone off quickly. |
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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:42:45 PM EDT
[#18]
+1 People don't seem to have a good appreciation for the weather conditions around the North Pole.
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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:55:13 PM EDT
[#19]
Mauser or a Mosin-Nagant.
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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:58:43 PM EDT
[#20]
M14, its the only one that works reliably in the cold and will kill at the distances neccessary with effectiveness. Santa loves the M14, he told me so.
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:11:22 PM EDT
[#21]
He brings his Red Ryder BB gun. He always has acouple of spares in his bag.
Dude You did'nt know that? 
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:14:45 PM EDT
[#22]
Santa was formed from pagan German ways, thus he would carry a German rifle. G3!
Maybe a G36 today  G3 with ACOG and PSG1 style buttstock should do the trick if he is ever shot down over Bagdad. |
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:15:32 PM EDT
[#23]
Mrs. Clause told me he carries an FAL.
Don't ask me how I know. |
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:18:13 PM EDT
[#24]
The only thing that would help him if he gets shot down is a christmas miracle from jesus himself.  "I just couldnt let him live - he shocked santas balls!" |
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:18:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:19:03 PM EDT
[#26]
+1 |
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:19:19 PM EDT
[#27]
I vote for the AK because it needs to work in the snow and cold.
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:21:29 PM EDT
[#28]
M1 Garand with the winter trigger. He wears mittens after all !
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:21:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:24:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:24:44 PM EDT
[#31]
Simple....Santa carries the new XM as -8
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:24:52 PM EDT
[#32]
Thats right! Santa don't need no teenage queen, he just needs his M14. |
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:28:35 PM EDT
[#33]
M1-garand. 8 shots. 8 reindeer. coincidence? I think not.
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:31:18 PM EDT
[#34]
It's made by GE, and bolted to the side of the sleigh when he's not carrying it as a single-man backpack.
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:31:59 PM EDT
[#35]
sorry, what about Rudolph he is #9.
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:32:00 PM EDT
[#36]
It's Santa! Cmon, he obviously has a Ma Duce mounted on his sleigh
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:35:10 PM EDT
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Even the venerable Garand (and its illegitimate bastard child the M14) will not function reliably in the extreme weather conditions up there. At the risk of getting too wound up in a completely hypothetical and fun internet thread, I still insist on bolt action !!  |
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:40:37 PM EDT
[#38]
FAL. .308 is better on the polar bears, and is more winter-freindly than the G3.
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:46:03 PM EDT
[#39]
Must be why Norway and Denmark use it  Oh wait, yea thats right.... 
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:58:49 PM EDT
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I don't care what he carries as long as he leaves one under my tree!! ....Stingy bastard, I'm sick of gettin' socks!!
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Posted: 12/15/2005 11:42:47 PM EDT
[#41]
C'mon guys!! The legend of St. Nicholas originated in what is now Turkey. Santa carries a Mauser.
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Posted: 12/16/2005 4:45:56 AM EDT
[#42]
Sorry about the M-14. I knew I was missing an important rifle. My mind just went blank for a moment.
A bolt action would have been a good item to list too. But the polls mess up with 5 choices so I limited it to 4. |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 4:59:54 AM EDT
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What do you think the bayonet is for, a tooth pick.....no. But a bolt gun would be a nice choice. But you never know when he might run upon something that involves alittle more up close and personel touch that a rifle could not handle. Thats when he reaches for his Glock 18, or his K-BAR. Remember he isnt always in Cold environments. |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 5:04:36 AM EDT
[#44]
Tommy RAY gun...in the future...
 ByteTheBullet (-: |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 5:07:46 AM EDT
[#45]
He carries whatever Al Pacino carried in "Heat".....
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Posted: 12/16/2005 5:09:23 AM EDT
[#46]
FAL. Right arm of 90+ countries.
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Posted: 12/16/2005 5:09:51 AM EDT
[#47]
Sweden used to isse the G3 too. Lumpy got it right though, Santa definitely carries a Sako RK95. |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 5:11:58 AM EDT
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If he is serious he uses...
 If he is REALLY serious, he uses...  Merry Christmas to all!!! ByteTheBullet (-: |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 5:17:36 AM EDT
[#49]
Santa don't carry shit.
i did hear his elf bodyguards put the secret service to shame though. |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 5:35:52 AM EDT
[#50]
He uses both!!havewww.freeonlinegames.com/play/3064.html
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