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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:17:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/29/2009 4:20:08 PM EDT by cchurchi]
And what is the summary of Episodes 7, 8, and 9?

I already know what happens to Chewbacca



ETA: Watching Return of the Jedi on Spike.
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:21:04 PM EDT
Brokeback Star System...
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:21:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cchurchi:

I already know what happens to Chewbacca



C'mon, the White House isn't that bad.

Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:22:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cchurchi:
And what is the summary of Episodes 7, 8, and 9?

I already know what happens to Chewbacca



ETA: Watching Return of the Jedi on Spike.


please don't say what happened to chewie...

Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:22:14 PM EDT
Han gets to Nail Lea

Luke becomes the Jedi ruler of the Jedi council Boring

Han gets the most fun next to chewy

Chewy gets the Falcon and starts an interstellar strip ship
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:22:32 PM EDT
Han Solo goes on to be a Libtard and star in a bunch of movies, making some bank and living good.

Luke becomes the voice of the Joker.
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:22:53 PM EDT
Retirement.

Chewbacca? She went on to be 1st lad.....Forget it.

Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:24:29 PM EDT
Harrison Ford is getting up there in age and Carrie Fisher is an old whale of her former self. Mark Hamil probably looks the same minus some hair.

If they make a new series, do they get new actors?
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:24:29 PM EDT
Han and Chewbacca get gay with each other.
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:25:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Argon3:
Han gets to Nail Lea

Luke becomes the Jedi ruler of the Jedi council Boring

Han gets the most fun next to chewy

Chewy gets the Falcon and starts an interstellar strip ship



What about Mara Jade?


Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:26:47 PM EDT
There aren't episodes 7-9 but there are a bunch of novels though.

Han marries Leia and has a bunch of kids, Luke restarts the Jedi order and marries a former imperial hottie, Chewbacca fights a moon, the galaxy is over run by neo luddites, and descendants of anakin skywalker keep fucking things up
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:30:26 PM EDT
Lando Calrissian becomes a positive black role model in the realm of science fiction/fantasy.
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:31:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Thom101:
There aren't episodes 7-9 but there are a bunch of novels though.

Han marries Leia and has a bunch of kids, Luke restarts the Jedi order and marries a former imperial hottie, Chewbacca fights a moon, the galaxy is over run by neo luddites, and descendants of anakin skywalker keep fucking things up


Who won? the Moon or chewbaca? Killing a moon must be tough
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:31:42 PM EDT
Chewbacca goes and parties with the Ewoks

The perv.

And the actor that got replaced by the new Anikin is never seen again.

Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:32:38 PM EDT
That's no moon...
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:33:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Melvinator2k0:
Han and Chewbacca get gay with each other.

Is it bestiality if the supposed beast is sentient?
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:33:30 PM EDT
Chewy goes on a rampage to rid the Galaxy of Ewoks.
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:34:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Thom101:
There aren't episodes 7-9 but there are a bunch of novels though.

Han marries Leia and has a bunch of kids, Luke restarts the Jedi order and marries a former imperial hottie, Chewbacca fights a moon, the galaxy is over run by neo luddites, and descendants of anakin skywalker keep fucking things up

And it's one of Han and Leia's kids that goes over to the dark side next.
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:37:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By retgarr:

Originally Posted By Melvinator2k0:
Han and Chewbacca get gay with each other.

Is it bestiality if the supposed beast is sentient?
Han takes it from Chewie, so I dont know what you would call it.
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:40:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
Originally Posted By cchurchi:
And what is the summary of Episodes 7, 8, and 9?

I already know what happens to Chewbacca



ETA: Watching Return of the Jedi on Spike.


please don't say what happened to chewie...



Lets just say a planet in the Glock System went KB.
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:42:52 PM EDT
they get gay married
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:43:12 PM EDT
Heir to the Empire "movie 7"- An imperial Grand Admiral, THE highest rank achievable, has returned and gets a cloning facility and a dark jedi on his side to combat the "rebels"



Dark Force Rising "movie 8"- In a race to the "Katana"(aka the Dark Force) fleet, a group of 200 dreadnaught warships, the rebels learn that the empire has gotten some cloning tanks up and running and also lost the race to the "Katana" fleet.



The Last Command "movie 9"- The empire loses..........yet again and are driven further back and Luke and Mara defeat the dark Jedi

Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:49:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/29/2009 5:00:04 PM EDT by BlackRifle76]
Chewy impregnates Lia and they have a baby Chewy and live happily ever after on the Ewok planet.

Here's a pic of thier baby:



Hans and Luke become a couple and try vigorously to conceive their own baby, although it's never revealed who's recieving.



Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:53:05 PM EDT
Han and Lea have a bambino who also has the force, Luke mariies Mara Jade a former hand made of the dead emperor who was trying to kill him in episode 7, anyway there is still an imperial fleet in command of the only non human Admiral that existed in the empire.

Admiral thrawn finds a lost fleet of Dreadnoughts(The ships you see in Revenge of sith fighting it out that anakin crash lands.) The Clones that manned them were defective mentally and took off with the ships.(These are pre Star Destroyer Class ships)

He also finds a Dark Jedi who happens to be a Clone of Jedi and is Nucking Futs!!

Anyway by the end of Episode 9 Luke a MAra are expecting a baby who has the force, Lea and Han are married and expecting a baby who has the force and Luke is goging to train them all in the ways of the Jedi and restore the Jedi order.

If you want THE ONLY BOOKS that follow the original story line get the ones by "Timothy Zahn" who was specifically asked by George Lucas to wrtite the books he did, all other authors writing books are just guiven permission to do so, but most don't follow the original story line like Timothy Zahn's do.
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 4:57:56 PM EDT
Ben Affleck replaces Harrison Ford and reveals Darth Vader is Dick Cheney's great great great great grandson.

He then goes on to destroy the Halliburton Death Star in the Millennium Prius.

Link Posted: 11/29/2009 5:00:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By retgarr:

Originally Posted By Melvinator2k0:
Han and Chewbacca get gay with each other.

Is it bestiality if the supposed beast is sentient?


Excuse me, that's "interspecies erotica", thank you.
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 5:01:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By orangelo:
Lando Calrissian becomes a positive black role model in the realm of science fiction/fantasy.


Not really, He just becomes the Mayor of Columbus, Ohio.

http://mayor.columbus.gov/
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 5:03:58 PM EDT
Chewy Dies.... Really..... A moon falls on him
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 5:04:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By retgarr:

Originally Posted By Melvinator2k0:
Han and Chewbacca get gay with each other.

Is it bestiality if the supposed beast is sentient?


sessil grogs are sentient.
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 5:06:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Bluewaterheaven:
Chewy Dies.... Really..... A moon falls on him


Dude, if you're not going to take this seriously...



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Link Posted: 11/29/2009 5:07:24 PM EDT
http://starwars.wikia.com/

There's a lot of stupid fanwankery material after the movies. Only decent thing about it is Grand Admiral Thrawn who almost resurrects the Empire, but consider the rest of the EU to be made of fail and aids.
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 5:09:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By orangelo:
Lando Calrissian becomes a positive black role model in the realm of science fiction/fantasy.


Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom N*

(Chasing Amy quote before I get banned)
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 5:18:07 PM EDT


Originally Posted By BlackRifle76:
Chewy impregnates Lia and they have a baby Chewy and live happily ever after on the Ewok planet.

Here's a pic of thier baby:

http://i49.tinypic.com/2d2gh93.jpg

Hans and Luke become a couple and try vigorously to conceive their own baby, although it's never revealed who's recieving.





Some one with the know how needs to animate that and make it sing the Quiznos song.

Link Posted: 11/29/2009 5:19:18 PM EDT
Han SIIHPAPP's Leah and the horrendous divorce starts a three year pissing contest due to the pictures getting printed on Endore in an Ewok tabloid.

A direct descendant of Ja Ja Binks marries Chewbacca and they have a son Fozzie............who goes on to star in a TV comedy show starring a frog and a pig (as well as other alien life forms)

Leah marries Lando Calrissian and becomes queen of the Cloud City Casino as well as the madame of the Bunny Ranch.

Han and Luke get arrested smuggling sun screen to Tatooine and are imprisoned at the end of episode 7.

Link Posted: 11/29/2009 5:32:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Junkwaffle556:
Originally Posted By Argon3:
Han gets to Nail Lea

Luke becomes the Jedi ruler of the Jedi council Boring

Han gets the most fun next to chewy

Chewy gets the Falcon and starts an interstellar strip ship



What about Mara Jade?




She and Luke get it on.
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 5:44:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Melvinator2k0:

Originally Posted By retgarr:

Originally Posted By Melvinator2k0:
Han and Chewbacca get gay with each other.

Is it bestiality if the supposed beast is sentient?
Han takes it from Chewie, so I dont know what you would call it.
Doesn't matter who is taking or giving.

Link Posted: 11/29/2009 5:45:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Furyataurus:
Heir to the Empire "movie 7"- An imperial Grand Admiral, THE highest rank achievable, has returned and gets a cloning facility and a dark jedi on his side to combat the "rebels"



Dark Force Rising "movie 8"- In a race to the "Katana"(aka the Dark Force) fleet, a group of 200 dreadnaught warships, the rebels learn that the empire has gotten some cloning tanks up and running and also lost the race to the "Katana" fleet.



The Last Command "movie 9"- The empire loses..........yet again and are driven further back and Luke and Mara defeat the dark Jedi



I would like to see the story line of the The X-Wing series before Thrawn shows up. Wedge Antilles kicks major ass. And the Corran Horn-Mirax Terrick could provide the love intrest.
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 5:54:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JakeThePimp:
Originally Posted By orangelo:
Lando Calrissian becomes a positive black role model in the realm of science fiction/fantasy.


Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom N*

(Chasing Amy quote before I get banned)


What's a Nubian?

(you beat me, I had to throw something in. Love that line, Bitch you almost made me laugh.)
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 5:57:17 PM EDT
George Lucas said that Han and Leia get married, and everyone lives happily ever after. The Dark Side is defeated forever when Anakin/Vader kills the Emperor and then dies.

He allows the books as kind of a "what if" also because he likes the money.
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 5:58:42 PM EDT
They eventually kill all the Ewoks with fire because even they can't stand them.
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 6:04:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By retgarr:

Originally Posted By Melvinator2k0:

Originally Posted By retgarr:

Originally Posted By Melvinator2k0:
Han and Chewbacca get gay with each other.

Is it bestiality if the supposed beast is sentient?
Han takes it from Chewie, so I dont know what you would call it.
Doesn't matter who is taking or giving.



Link Posted: 11/29/2009 6:08:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/29/2009 6:10:33 PM EDT by Chris0013]
Originally Posted By orangelo:
Lando Calrissian becomes a positive black role model in the realm of science fiction/fantasy.


Dambit....beat to the punch....
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 6:08:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Lonestar45:
They eventually kill all the Ewoks with fire because even they can't stand them.


Weren't all the ewoks already killed by debris from the Death Star?

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Link Posted: 11/29/2009 6:10:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/29/2009 6:11:01 PM EDT by ScrapHeap]
Originally Posted By Moose:
Originally Posted By Lonestar45:
They eventually kill all the Ewoks with fire because even they can't stand them.


Weren't all the ewoks already killed by debris from the Death Star?

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Damn, beat to it, love that Robot Chicken sketch.
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 6:12:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By delacrue:
http://starwars.wikia.com/

There's a lot of stupid fanwankery material after the movies. Only decent thing about it is Grand Admiral Thrawn who almost resurrects the Empire, but consider the rest of the EU to be made of fail and aids.


Most of it up to the whole Yuzon Vong shit is pretty good....that is where it goes totally to crap....and there are some good stories that are set between Ep 3 and Ep 4
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 6:17:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/29/2009 6:18:21 PM EDT by Moose]
Originally Posted By ScrapHeap:
Originally Posted By Moose:
Weren't all the ewoks already killed by debris from the Death Star?


Damn, beat to it, love that Robot Chicken sketch.


RC isn't the only one that thinks that.

http://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html

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Link Posted: 11/29/2009 6:22:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/29/2009 6:22:28 PM EDT by ScrapHeap]
Originally Posted By Moose:
Originally Posted By ScrapHeap:
Originally Posted By Moose:
Weren't all the ewoks already killed by debris from the Death Star?


Damn, beat to it, love that Robot Chicken sketch.


RC isn't the only one that thinks that.

http://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html

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What I got from that wasn't so much chunks crashing down to Endor, but particles of it poisoning the entire planet, and giving an EPA supervisor an anuerism (how the hell do you spell that?).
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 6:25:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Thom101:
There aren't episodes 7-9 but there are a bunch of novels though.

Han marries Leia and has a bunch of kids, Luke restarts the Jedi order and marries a former imperial hottie, Chewbacca fights a moon, the galaxy is over run by neo luddites, and descendants of anakin skywalker keep fucking things up

wow - that is very accurate. My kids give me all kinds of shit for reading these books, but to me they are brain candy.
Link Posted: 11/29/2009 8:47:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By KerryW:


wow - that is very accurate. My kids give me all kinds of shit for reading these books, but to me they are brain candy.


Most are good for what they are. I really enjoyed the NJO series, they had some good moments, even though some people complain about the vong as villains. I have discovered some of the novels are about as shitty as interwebz fan fiction
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