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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:17:39 PM EDT
And what is the summary of Episodes 7, 8, and 9?
I already know what happens to Chewbacca 
ETA: Watching Return of the Jedi on Spike. |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:21:04 PM EDT
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Brokeback Star System...
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:21:57 PM EDT
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I already know what happens to Chewbacca
C'mon, the White House isn't that bad. |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:22:01 PM EDT
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And what is the summary of Episodes 7, 8, and 9? I already know what happens to Chewbacca
ETA: Watching Return of the Jedi on Spike. please don't say what happened to chewie...
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:22:14 PM EDT
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Han gets to Nail Lea
Luke becomes the Jedi ruler of the Jedi council  Boring
Han gets the most fun next to chewy Chewy gets the Falcon and starts an interstellar strip ship |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:22:32 PM EDT
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Han Solo goes on to be a Libtard and star in a bunch of movies, making some bank and living good.
Luke becomes the voice of the Joker. |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:22:53 PM EDT
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Retirement.
Chewbacca? She went on to be 1st lad.....Forget it. |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:24:29 PM EDT
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Harrison Ford is getting up there in age and Carrie Fisher is an old whale of her former self. Mark Hamil probably looks the same minus some hair.
If they make a new series, do they get new actors? |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:24:29 PM EDT
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Han and Chewbacca get gay with each other.
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:25:09 PM EDT
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Han gets to Nail Lea
Luke becomes the Jedi ruler of the Jedi council Boring
Han gets the most fun next to chewy Chewy gets the Falcon and starts an interstellar strip ship What about Mara Jade? 
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:26:47 PM EDT
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There aren't episodes 7-9 but there are a bunch of novels though.
Han marries Leia and has a bunch of kids, Luke restarts the Jedi order and marries a former imperial hottie, Chewbacca fights a moon, the galaxy is over run by neo luddites, and descendants of anakin skywalker keep fucking things up |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:30:26 PM EDT
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Lando Calrissian becomes a positive black role model in the realm of science fiction/fantasy.
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:31:04 PM EDT
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There aren't episodes 7-9 but there are a bunch of novels though. Han marries Leia and has a bunch of kids, Luke restarts the Jedi order and marries a former imperial hottie, Chewbacca fights a moon, the galaxy is over run by neo luddites, and descendants of anakin skywalker keep fucking things up Who won? the Moon or chewbaca? Killing a moon must be tough |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:31:42 PM EDT
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Chewbacca goes and parties with the Ewoks
The perv. And the actor that got replaced by the new Anikin is never seen again. |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:32:38 PM EDT
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That's no moon...
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:33:13 PM EDT
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Quoted: Han and Chewbacca get gay with each other. Is it bestiality if the supposed beast is sentient? |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:33:30 PM EDT
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Chewy goes on a rampage to rid the Galaxy of Ewoks.
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:34:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: There aren't episodes 7-9 but there are a bunch of novels though. Han marries Leia and has a bunch of kids, Luke restarts the Jedi order and marries a former imperial hottie, Chewbacca fights a moon, the galaxy is over run by neo luddites, and descendants of anakin skywalker keep fucking things up And it's one of Han and Leia's kids that goes over to the dark side next. |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:37:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: Han takes it from Chewie, so I dont know what you would call it. Quoted: Han and Chewbacca get gay with each other. Is it bestiality if the supposed beast is sentient? |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:40:45 PM EDT
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And what is the summary of Episodes 7, 8, and 9? I already know what happens to Chewbacca
ETA: Watching Return of the Jedi on Spike. please don't say what happened to chewie...
Lets just say a planet in the Glock System went KB. 
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:42:52 PM EDT
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they get gay married
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:43:12 PM EDT
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Heir to the Empire "movie 7"- An imperial Grand Admiral, THE highest rank achievable, has returned and gets a cloning facility and a dark jedi on his side to combat the "rebels"
Dark Force Rising "movie 8"- In a race to the "Katana"(aka the Dark Force) fleet, a group of 200 dreadnaught warships, the rebels learn that the empire has gotten some cloning tanks up and running and also lost the race to the "Katana" fleet. The Last Command "movie 9"- The empire loses..........yet again and are driven further back and Luke and Mara defeat the dark Jedi |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:49:05 PM EDT
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Chewy impregnates Lia and they have a baby Chewy and live happily ever after on the Ewok planet.
Here's a pic of thier baby:  Hans and Luke become a couple and try vigorously to conceive their own baby, although it's never revealed who's recieving. |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:53:05 PM EDT
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Han and Lea have a bambino who also has the force, Luke mariies Mara Jade a former hand made of the dead emperor who was trying to kill him in episode 7, anyway there is still an imperial fleet in command of the only non human Admiral that existed in the empire.
Admiral thrawn finds a lost fleet of Dreadnoughts(The ships you see in Revenge of sith fighting it out that anakin crash lands.) The Clones that manned them were defective mentally and took off with the ships.(These are pre Star Destroyer Class ships) He also finds a Dark Jedi who happens to be a Clone of Jedi and is Nucking Futs!! Anyway by the end of Episode 9 Luke a MAra are expecting a baby who has the force, Lea and Han are married and expecting a baby who has the force and Luke is goging to train them all in the ways of the Jedi and restore the Jedi order. If you want THE ONLY BOOKS that follow the original story line get the ones by "Timothy Zahn" who was specifically asked by George Lucas to wrtite the books he did, all other authors writing books are just guiven permission to do so, but most don't follow the original story line like Timothy Zahn's do. |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 4:57:56 PM EDT
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Ben Affleck replaces Harrison Ford and reveals Darth Vader is Dick Cheney's great great great great grandson.
He then goes on to destroy the Halliburton Death Star in the Millennium Prius. |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 5:00:32 PM EDT
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Han and Chewbacca get gay with each other. Is it bestiality if the supposed beast is sentient? Excuse me, that's "interspecies erotica", thank you. 
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Posted: 11/29/2009 5:01:19 PM EDT
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Lando Calrissian becomes a positive black role model in the realm of science fiction/fantasy. Not really, He just becomes the Mayor of Columbus, Ohio.
http://mayor.columbus.gov/ |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 5:03:58 PM EDT
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Chewy Dies.... Really..... A moon falls on him
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Posted: 11/29/2009 5:04:10 PM EDT
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Han and Chewbacca get gay with each other. Is it bestiality if the supposed beast is sentient? sessil grogs are sentient. |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 5:06:52 PM EDT
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Chewy Dies.... Really..... A moon falls on him Dude, if you're not going to take this seriously...  Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 5:07:24 PM EDT
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http://starwars.wikia.com/
There's a lot of stupid fanwankery material after the movies. Only decent thing about it is Grand Admiral Thrawn who almost resurrects the Empire, but consider the rest of the EU to be made of fail and aids. |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 5:09:55 PM EDT
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Lando Calrissian becomes a positive black role model in the realm of science fiction/fantasy. Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom N* (Chasing Amy quote before I get banned) |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 5:18:07 PM EDT
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Chewy impregnates Lia and they have a baby Chewy and live happily ever after on the Ewok planet. Here's a pic of thier baby: http://i49.tinypic.com/2d2gh93.jpg Hans and Luke become a couple and try vigorously to conceive their own baby, although it's never revealed who's recieving. Some one with the know how needs to animate that and make it sing the Quiznos song. 
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Posted: 11/29/2009 5:19:18 PM EDT
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Han SIIHPAPP's Leah and the horrendous divorce starts a three year pissing contest due to the pictures getting printed on Endore in an Ewok tabloid.
A direct descendant of Ja Ja Binks marries Chewbacca and they have a son Fozzie............who goes on to star in a TV comedy show starring a frog and a pig (as well as other alien life forms) Leah marries Lando Calrissian and becomes queen of the Cloud City Casino as well as the madame of the Bunny Ranch. Han and Luke get arrested smuggling sun screen to Tatooine and are imprisoned at the end of episode 7. |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 5:32:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Han gets to Nail Lea Luke becomes the Jedi ruler of the Jedi council BoringHan gets the most fun next to chewy Chewy gets the Falcon and starts an interstellar strip ship What about Mara Jade? She and Luke get it on. |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 5:44:56 PM EDT
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Quoted: Doesn't matter who is taking or giving.Quoted: Han takes it from Chewie, so I dont know what you would call it. Quoted: Han and Chewbacca get gay with each other. Is it bestiality if the supposed beast is sentient? |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 5:45:16 PM EDT
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Heir to the Empire "movie 7"- An imperial Grand Admiral, THE highest rank achievable, has returned and gets a cloning facility and a dark jedi on his side to combat the "rebels" Dark Force Rising "movie 8"- In a race to the "Katana"(aka the Dark Force) fleet, a group of 200 dreadnaught warships, the rebels learn that the empire has gotten some cloning tanks up and running and also lost the race to the "Katana" fleet. The Last Command "movie 9"- The empire loses..........yet again and are driven further back and Luke and Mara defeat the dark Jedi I would like to see the story line of the The X-Wing series before Thrawn shows up. Wedge Antilles kicks major ass. And the Corran Horn-Mirax Terrick could provide the love intrest. |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 5:54:06 PM EDT
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Lando Calrissian becomes a positive black role model in the realm of science fiction/fantasy. Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom N* (Chasing Amy quote before I get banned) What's a Nubian? (you beat me, I had to throw something in. Love that line, Bitch you almost made me laugh.) |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 5:57:17 PM EDT
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George Lucas said that Han and Leia get married, and everyone lives happily ever after. The Dark Side is defeated forever when Anakin/Vader kills the Emperor and then dies.
He allows the books as kind of a "what if" also because he likes the money. |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 5:58:42 PM EDT
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They eventually kill all the Ewoks with fire because even they can't stand them.
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Posted: 11/29/2009 6:04:52 PM EDT
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Doesn't matter who is taking or giving.
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Han takes it from Chewie, so I dont know what you would call it.
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Han and Chewbacca get gay with each other. Is it bestiality if the supposed beast is sentient? 
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Posted: 11/29/2009 6:08:21 PM EDT
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Lando Calrissian becomes a positive black role model in the realm of science fiction/fantasy. Dambit....beat to the punch.... |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 6:08:23 PM EDT
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They eventually kill all the Ewoks with fire because even they can't stand them. Weren't all the ewoks already killed by debris from the Death Star?  Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 6:10:54 PM EDT
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They eventually kill all the Ewoks with fire because even they can't stand them. Weren't all the ewoks already killed by debris from the Death Star?
Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Damn, beat to it, love that Robot Chicken sketch. 
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Posted: 11/29/2009 6:12:48 PM EDT
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http://starwars.wikia.com/ There's a lot of stupid fanwankery material after the movies. Only decent thing about it is Grand Admiral Thrawn who almost resurrects the Empire, but consider the rest of the EU to be made of fail and aids. Most of it up to the whole Yuzon Vong shit is pretty good....that is where it goes totally to crap....and there are some good stories that are set between Ep 3 and Ep 4 |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 6:17:12 PM EDT
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Weren't all the ewoks already killed by debris from the Death Star? Damn, beat to it, love that Robot Chicken sketch. RC isn't the only one that thinks that. 
http://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 6:22:08 PM EDT
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Weren't all the ewoks already killed by debris from the Death Star? Damn, beat to it, love that Robot Chicken sketch. RC isn't the only one that thinks that.
http://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile What I got from that wasn't so much chunks crashing down to Endor, but particles of it poisoning the entire planet, and giving an EPA supervisor an anuerism (how the hell do you spell that?). |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 6:25:32 PM EDT
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Quoted: There aren't episodes 7-9 but there are a bunch of novels though. Han marries Leia and has a bunch of kids, Luke restarts the Jedi order and marries a former imperial hottie, Chewbacca fights a moon, the galaxy is over run by neo luddites, and descendants of anakin skywalker keep fucking things up wow - that is very accurate. My kids give me all kinds of shit for reading these books, but to me they are brain candy. |
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Posted: 11/29/2009 8:47:03 PM EDT
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wow - that is very accurate. My kids give me all kinds of shit for reading these books, but to me they are brain candy. Most are good for what they are. I really enjoyed the NJO series, they had some good moments, even though some people complain about the vong as villains. I have discovered some of the novels are about as shitty as interwebz fan fiction |
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