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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:44:48 PM EDT
"I just want to be with you."



"What have you done for me lately?"



"I want to know where I stand."



"I will not be ignored!"





Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:46:03 PM EDT
And straight in from left field: another topic from Clean_Cut!

wtf over?
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:46:08 PM EDT
"what are you thinking?"

that one never fails to piss me off
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:46:27 PM EDT
Why dont you go find out for yourself...godamn
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:46:31 PM EDT
"I never knew I would like that."
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:47:55 PM EDT
All in fun, people. All in fun.
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:49:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
"I just want to be with you."




I am betting that you've never heard this one. Not from a real, live woman anyway.
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:49:58 PM EDT
I remember my wedding night.

My wife said "who are you going to please with that little thing?"

I said, "me!"

Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:50:09 PM EDT
"How come you never tell me you love me anymore"
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:50:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
And straight in from left field: another topic from Clean_Cut!

wtf over?



+1


Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:50:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
"I just want to be with you."




I am betting that you've never heard this one. Not from a real, live woman anyway.




My ex-GF used to say that a lot.


The other phrases were from "Fatal Attraction".
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:51:32 PM EDT
"I just want to be friends"
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:53:00 PM EDT
"If you love me you'll..."
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:53:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dport:
I remember my wedding night.

My wife said "who are you going to please with that little thing?"

I said, "me!"




Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:54:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2004 5:55:55 PM EDT by zepp]
what am i supposed to do with THAT little thing? smoke it or fuck it!"

damn..dport beat me to it
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:55:33 PM EDT
"Oh my God, it's huge..."  
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:56:11 PM EDT
I have the greatest wife, she tells me stuff like "Dont buy me anything, Guns are your business so buy another gun!"
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:56:54 PM EDT
"Honey, is it in yet?"
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:57:15 PM EDT
Trap questions with no right answer:

What do you think?

Does this make me look fat?

Do you think she's pretty?

Can my mother come visit?

So, what should we do tonight?

Are you having another one?

Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:57:53 PM EDT
"Does my ass look fat?"

"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!"

"Get your hand off the top of my head!" ...Oh, wait..Nevermind  
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:58:02 PM EDT
<Said with rising indignation> "Well you're not going to put it in there!"
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:58:03 PM EDT
"That clean_cut is a dork".  I hear this one the most from women.

"clean_cut has a tiny weenie". Second most heard from women.

"Do you know clean_cut?  He's dreamy!" This from an effiminate truck driver when I was buying ammo at WalMart tonight.



Hey, all in fun like you said!
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:58:19 PM EDT
"oh my god!  It's too big , not so deep!"
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:58:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunslinger808:
Trap questions with no right answer:

What do you think?

Does this make me look fat?

Do you think she's pretty?

Can my mother come visit?

So, what should we do tonight?

Are you having another one?





Danger Will Robinson, Danger! Danger!
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:58:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2004 5:59:21 PM EDT by DOW]
"You're not listening to me, are you?"
"You spend too much time on that computer"
"Why are you so lazy?"
"Your turn to feed the baby"

Almost forgot
"Your turn to change her diaper"
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:58:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Pangea:
"That clean_cut is a dork".  I hear this one the most from women.

"clean_cut has a tiny weenie". Second most heard from women.

"Do you know clean_cut?  He's dreamy!" This from an effiminate truck driver when I was buying ammo at WalMart tonight.



Hey, all in fun like you said!



Link Posted: 12/29/2004 5:58:59 PM EDT
Wake me when your finished...

I want you to do me and my sister!
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 6:01:17 PM EDT
Forgot one...

"Don't you have enough guns? Why do you need another one?"
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 6:06:01 PM EDT
You don't go to the range enough.

Buy more ammo.

Link Posted: 12/29/2004 6:06:44 PM EDT
Why do you really want to go shooting today anyhow!?
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 6:07:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AeroE:
You don't go to the range enough.

Buy more ammo.




You wish
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 6:07:13 PM EDT
"Does my butt look big in these pants ?"

"Do you think I'm still pretty?"

"Do you still love me?"
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 6:07:14 PM EDT
"Thats all?"
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 6:09:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2004 6:12:29 PM EDT by rkbar15]
You'll be hearing from my attorney

Make sure an tell me when you're ready to .........

I'm making your favorite pie


Not necessarily in that order.
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 6:51:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Az_Redneck:
Forgot one...

"Don't you have enough guns? Why do you need another one?"



Followed by, "We need a new fridge.  Why don't you sell some of your guns?"
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 7:05:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By zepp:
what am i supposed to do with THAT little thing? smoke it or fuck it!"



In true Arfcom fashion - you should say:

"Do both !"

CWO
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 7:10:30 PM EDT
"Oh, Clean Cut, he's gay"
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 7:11:55 PM EDT
no.
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 7:14:08 PM EDT
"But we talked about that..."

(So what?  I didn't agree with you.)

Link Posted: 12/29/2004 7:14:31 PM EDT
"You can't bring fire on a plane!!!"
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 7:21:06 PM EDT
WHEN are you going to get a JOB!?!
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 7:23:00 PM EDT
"Let's just be friends"
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 7:26:07 PM EDT
"What do you mean it's sexually transmitted?"
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 7:30:05 PM EDT
(When looking for something in the house) "Where did you last see it?" or "where did you leave it?"

"Why can't you pick up after yourself?"

"When was the last time you did anything for me?"

"My car needs gas."

"You need to take out the trash."

Link Posted: 12/29/2004 7:39:45 PM EDT
"I've never done that before"
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 7:57:35 PM EDT
"Did you hear something?"
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 8:02:35 PM EDT
How about we go get a burger when you're done?
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 8:03:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By OFFSHORE:
"I've never done that before"

Followed immediately by OWWW!
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 8:09:34 PM EDT
"NO!"
<­BR>
I can't believe nobody said this yet...Amateurs
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 8:16:34 PM EDT
"iI HATE YOU" or "Im only doing this to get through college"
Link Posted: 12/29/2004 8:17:13 PM EDT
Once you live with them they liek to play a little game called:


"Does this belong here?"

Note that if the opening line above has been spoken you ahve already lost the game....
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