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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:46:03 PM EDT
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And straight in from left field: another topic from Clean_Cut!
wtf over? 
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:46:08 PM EDT
[#2]
"what are you thinking?"
that one never fails to piss me off |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:46:27 PM EDT
[#3]
Why dont you go find out for yourself...godamn
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:46:31 PM EDT
[#4]
"I never knew I would like that."
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:47:55 PM EDT
[#5]
All in fun, people. All in fun.
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:49:49 PM EDT
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I am betting that you've never heard this one. Not from a real, live woman anyway. |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:49:58 PM EDT
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I remember my wedding night.
My wife said "who are you going to please with that little thing?" I said, "me!" 
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:50:09 PM EDT
[#8]
"How come you never tell me you love me anymore"
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:50:21 PM EDT
[#9]
+1 |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:50:52 PM EDT
[#10]
My ex-GF used to say that a lot. The other phrases were from "Fatal Attraction". |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:51:32 PM EDT
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"I just want to be friends"
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:53:00 PM EDT
[#12]
"If you love me you'll..."
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:53:43 PM EDT
[#13]
 
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:54:29 PM EDT
[#14]
what am i supposed to do with THAT little thing? smoke it or fuck it!"
 damn..dport beat me to it |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:55:33 PM EDT
[#15]
"Oh my God, it's huge..."
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:56:11 PM EDT
[#16]
I have the greatest wife, she tells me stuff like "Dont buy me anything, Guns are your business so buy another gun!"
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:56:54 PM EDT
[#17]
"Honey, is it in yet?"
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:57:15 PM EDT
[#18]
Trap questions with no right answer:
What do you think? Does this make me look fat? Do you think she's pretty? Can my mother come visit? So, what should we do tonight? Are you having another one? |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:57:53 PM EDT
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"Does my ass look fat?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!" "Get your hand off the top of my head!" ...Oh, wait..Nevermind 
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:58:02 PM EDT
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<Said with rising indignation> "Well you're not going to put it in there!"
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:58:03 PM EDT
[#21]
"That clean_cut is a dork". I hear this one the most from women.
"clean_cut has a tiny weenie". Second most heard from women. "Do you know clean_cut? He's dreamy!" This from an effiminate truck driver when I was buying ammo at WalMart tonight.  Hey, all in fun like you said! |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:58:19 PM EDT
[#22]
"oh my god! It's too big , not so deep!"
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:58:21 PM EDT
[#23]
Danger Will Robinson, Danger! Danger! |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:58:47 PM EDT
[#24]
"You're not listening to me, are you?"
"You spend too much time on that computer" "Why are you so lazy?" "Your turn to feed the baby" Almost forgot "Your turn to change her diaper" |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:58:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/29/2004 5:58:59 PM EDT
[#26]
Wake me when your finished...
I want you to do me and my sister! |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 6:01:17 PM EDT
[#27]
Forgot one...
"Don't you have enough guns? Why do you need another one?" |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 6:06:01 PM EDT
[#28]
You don't go to the range enough.
Buy more ammo. |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 6:07:07 PM EDT
[#30]
You wish 
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Posted: 12/29/2004 6:07:13 PM EDT
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"Does my butt look big in these pants ?"
"Do you think I'm still pretty?" "Do you still love me?" |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 6:07:14 PM EDT
[#32]
"Thats all?"
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Posted: 12/29/2004 6:09:32 PM EDT
[#33]
You'll be hearing from my attorney
Make sure an tell me when you're ready to ......... I'm making your favorite pie Not necessarily in that order. |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 6:51:31 PM EDT
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Followed by, "We need a new fridge. Why don't you sell some of your guns?" |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 7:05:36 PM EDT
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In true Arfcom fashion - you should say: "Do both !" CWO |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 7:10:30 PM EDT
[#36]
"Oh, Clean Cut, he's gay"
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Posted: 12/29/2004 7:11:55 PM EDT
[#37]
no.
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Posted: 12/29/2004 7:14:08 PM EDT
[#38]
"But we talked about that..."
(So what? I didn't agree with you.)  |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 7:14:31 PM EDT
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"You can't bring fire on a plane!!!"
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Posted: 12/29/2004 7:21:06 PM EDT
[#40]
WHEN are you going to get a JOB!?!
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Posted: 12/29/2004 7:23:00 PM EDT
[#41]
"Let's just be friends"
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Posted: 12/29/2004 7:26:07 PM EDT
[#42]
"What do you mean it's sexually transmitted?"
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Posted: 12/29/2004 7:30:05 PM EDT
[#43]
(When looking for something in the house) "Where did you last see it?" or "where did you leave it?"
"Why can't you pick up after yourself?" "When was the last time you did anything for me?" "My car needs gas." "You need to take out the trash." |
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Posted: 12/29/2004 7:39:45 PM EDT
[#44]
"I've never done that before"
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Posted: 12/29/2004 7:57:35 PM EDT
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"Did you hear something?"
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Posted: 12/29/2004 8:02:35 PM EDT
[#46]
How about we go get a burger when you're done?
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Posted: 12/29/2004 8:03:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/29/2004 8:09:34 PM EDT
[#48]
"NO!"
I can't believe nobody said this yet...Amateurs
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Posted: 12/29/2004 8:16:34 PM EDT
[#49]
"iI HATE YOU" or "Im only doing this to get through college"
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Posted: 12/29/2004 8:17:13 PM EDT
[#50]
Once you live with them they liek to play a little game called:
"Does this belong here?" Note that if the opening line above has been spoken you ahve already lost the game.... |
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