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Posted: 12/29/2012 5:27:47 AM EDT
Oldest son came in for the holidays. For a country kid he's picked up a few not so normal (for Alabama anyway) culinary traits. So we went to a local Indian restaurant. Was not in a good part of town, surprise, building it was most likely a Chinese buffet that went out of business. We parked, went in, was met by some fat Indian dude, could tell he hadn't spent much time in his home country lately, but he had a high squeaky voice. There were quite a few Indians there, son told me that was a good thing because the food would be closer to genuine. The place had an odd smell. Another dude with a squeaky voice came by, did the classic waiter thing and left a few menus. WTF. Lots of lamb. I'm not eating anything that cowboys regularly fuck. I got the shrimp. I didn't know that spices that hot were legal. I ate it all - shrimp, vegetables, rice, crackly bread, green and red sauce, all of it. It was pretty damn good. Till the next morning. I could have cut steel plate with the noxious fumes blowing out of my asshole. Oh the agony. I was hitting the flush lever like it had a slide fire. If there would have been a spark - well you can imagine the damage. That ain't gonna happen again.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:29:53 AM EDT
Curry
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:30:47 AM EDT
I really like curry, especially if i have a cold. Clears out the sinuses.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:30:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By axl:
I could have cut steel plate with the noxious fumes blowing out of my asshole. Oh the agony. I was hitting the flush lever like it had a slide fire. If there would have been a spark - well you can imagine the damage. That ain't gonna happen again.


Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:31:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2012 5:32:25 AM EDT by Torqued]


Comedian John Pinette on Indian food...

"Aaaaah aaaahhh aaaahhhhh... That's no sitar... that's the sound of flames coming out of your ass!"

Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:32:20 AM EDT
Fifteen years ago I had to attend a two week training in a builing adjacent to an Indian restaurant. It started to stink around 10AM every day.
The stench alone would keep me from ever eating Indian food.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:33:12 AM EDT
Lots of Indians around these parts, which means a lot of Indian food.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:33:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:35:05 AM EDT
I good Indian food.
My gullet is now fully prepared and capable of handling the most violent curries.

I get a 40 on the 1-10 scale at the joint closest to the house.
I get a 8 or 9 on the 1-10 scale at the "good" joint across town frequently... The 10 is truly a 10 there.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:35:31 AM EDT
Indian food is delicious. Probably my favorite ethnic food.

They closed down the vegetarian Indian place here so I've been going to the non-vegetarian ones.

Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:37:16 AM EDT
I still remember my first bite of real Indian food. Had a bud that was/is obsessed with it. He conned me into going, well the rest is history.
I love it, but there isn't much I won't eat either.

Don't be a pussy, go to a lunch buffet and try it b4 bitching. U may just like it.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:38:55 AM EDT
Don't deprive yourself, you just need to go back a few times to get your colon in shape for it.

Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:39:08 AM EDT
umm wouldn't say of the gods, thats reserved for bacon, but it is pretty damn good.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:39:39 AM EDT
Oddly enough, just yesterday I had Tandoori (lamb, chicken, shrimp) at the new Indian place in Tupelo, MS. It's in a former Mexican place; the food was good; the waitstaff were 'meh'.

Indian food is as hot as you want it to be. You CAN order it almost anywhere on the mild-to-hot scale; it isn't normal for all Indians to eat hot food any more than it's normal for Thai, Chinese, Japanese, or Mexican food to look like the Americanized version thereof.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:40:18 AM EDT
I LOVE Indian food. LOVE IT. But my asshole does not. That shit literally hurts!
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:41:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
You are all gay.

Curry is the food of Gods.



This.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:41:42 AM EDT
Originally Posted By arowneragain:
Oddly enough, just yesterday I had Tandoori (lamb, chicken, shrimp) at the new Indian place in Tupelo, MS. It's in a former Mexican place; the food was good; the waitstaff were 'meh'.

Indian food is as hot as you want it to be. You CAN order it almost anywhere on the mild-to-hot scale; it isn't normal for all Indians to eat hot food any more than it's normal for Thai, Chinese, Japanese, or Mexican food to look like the Americanized version thereof.


Depends on where they are from, to a certain extent. I have a friend from Assam (NE India), and he says most of the food there is very hot by American standards.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:42:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 94TBlazer:
Originally Posted By axl:
I could have cut steel plate with the noxious fumes blowing out of my asshole. Oh the agony. I was hitting the flush lever like it had a slide fire. If there would have been a spark - well you can imagine the damage. That ain't gonna happen again.




Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:44:15 AM EDT
I prefer Thai curries to Indian. Houston's loaded with indian & paki joints. I aint against eating it, but tend to avoid it. The good stuff aint cheap, but is really cheap food.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:46:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2012 5:48:18 AM EDT by Caboose314]
My best friend growing up was Indian. I miss his mother's cooking as much as I miss my own mother's.

"What is this?"
"It's good, eat it"
"But what is it?"
"Doesnt make difference!"
"Ok, this is good"
"I tell you!"
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:54:48 AM EDT
Now I want some garlic naan, butter chicken, mango lassi, and veggia pakoura dammit! And it's only 9am!
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:54:49 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:57:47 AM EDT
We'll now I guess I have to get Indian for lunch
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:58:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By GreenM4Guy:
Indian food is can be delicious


FIFY
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:59:59 AM EDT
Love me some tikka masala, tandori chicken & naan. I may have to hit Bombay Palace for lunch.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:00:10 AM EDT

Poop thread.

There are a couple of good Indian places here in Huntsville. Shoot me an IM if you ever want to give it another try and I'll be happy to recommend some restaurants to you.

Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:01:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
You are all gay.

Curry is the food of Gods.



This...........you need to leave the county you were born in every now and then.........sheesh
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:01:42 AM EDT
Good for you OP for trying something different.
I'm not a fan of Indian food myself, but, I don't like lamb or eating anything that resembles the contents of a newborn's diaper


Speed
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:18:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By speedracer422:
I don't like lamb


Well, the first step is admitting the problem, so you have that going for you.......

There's no meat in this world any finer than a good lamb chop with a bit of rosemary.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:22:34 AM EDT
Indian food is always good eating.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:23:04 AM EDT
Garlic nan bread, now that is the bomb. Never had Indian food until I went to Singapore several times this year. Went to several places and one with a Indian friend.
Was a real nice treat. And the lime drink. Outstanding...
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:25:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2012 6:26:26 AM EDT by speedracer422]

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
Originally Posted By speedracer422:
I don't like lamb


Well, the first step is admitting the problem, so you have that going for you.......

There's no meat in this world any finer than a good lamb chop with a bit of rosemary.

Lol, I just can't dig it. I've tried it numerous ways, rare, well done, with mint apple jelly, roasted with all sorts of seasonings...I even ate it raw once when a Lebonese boss's mom brought him some raw ground lamb dish.

They only way I enjoy lamb is in gyro meat, and that's probably less than 50% lamb
ETA: small amounts in grape leaves are OK too

Speed
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:27:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:27:46 AM EDT
Luv me some chicken korma. Naan is the greatest thing since the tortilla. Indian food is spectacular!
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:28:56 AM EDT
alabama
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:30:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By speedracer422:



They only way I enjoy lamb is in gyro meat, and that's probably less than 50% lamb
ETA: small amounts in grape leaves Speed


Heh. More for me.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:31:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Waldo:
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
You are all gay.

Curry is the food of Gods.


He blamed curry on you Brits.


Ya, curry is British. The Brits would pick up a lot of the culture of the lands they occupied and adding curry to stuff was a sort of offshoot of their India days (going by memory).
I order the curry mei fun from the local chinese joint all the time; good stuff. I've never had Indian food that tasted like that though. Indian food tastes...different


Speed
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:31:56 AM EDT
Goat or lamb saag and a garlic nan, maybe some curried potatoes on the side. Yum.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:32:17 AM EDT
Sounds like someone left the gate going out of Alabama open accidentally. Yeah, stay with the macho hot-wings...
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:32:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2012 6:36:42 AM EDT by broncobisley1]
Originally Posted By 94TBlazer:
Originally Posted By axl:
I could have cut steel plate with the noxious fumes blowing out of my asshole. Oh the agony. I was hitting the flush lever like it had a slide fire. If there would have been a spark - well you can imagine the damage. That ain't gonna happen again.




You got a case of Angry Ass, lol

With that said, I'm used to Indian and eat it at least 3-4 times a week. Having Chai in about 15 minutes.....

For stuff y'all would like, try chicken 65, samosas, samosa chat, idly chat, masala dosa, ect....

Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:32:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2012 6:32:51 AM EDT by bruzz123]
that reminds me, my low curry light just came on the other day. need moar chicken tikka masala.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:33:31 AM EDT
Be careful, wouldnt want to accidentally set that shotshell off.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:34:02 AM EDT
Curry is good, but Khorma is where it's at! That stuff is the bee's knees.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:34:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TheFreepster:
alabama


This
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:35:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2012 6:36:54 AM EDT by Patriot328]
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
You are all gay.

Curry is the food of Gods.




No shit. Hell, think of how the modern world has been influenced by Europe's desire to get those spices several hundred years ago. Indian is awesome.



Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:36:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
You are all gay.

Curry is the food of Gods.



Oh my yes. I loves me some curry.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:37:51 AM EDT
It's all good but I LOVE me some Samosas!!!
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:37:53 AM EDT
I would never eat that stinking shit.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:47:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By lew:
Lots of Indians around these parts, which means a lot of Indian food.


Dot Indians - curry

Feather Indians - Buffalo steaks
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:59:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
Oddly enough, just yesterday I had Tandoori (lamb, chicken, shrimp) at the new Indian place in Tupelo, MS. It's in a former Mexican place; the food was good; the waitstaff were 'meh'.

Indian food is as hot as you want it to be. You CAN order it almost anywhere on the mild-to-hot scale; it isn't normal for all Indians to eat hot food any more than it's normal for Thai, Chinese, Japanese, or Mexican food to look like the Americanized version thereof.

Shaan or something like that? Been meaning to go there. Was it the one in Skyline or is there another one?
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 7:01:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
You are all gay.

Curry is the food of Gods.



+1

Your insides are too delicate.
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