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Posted: 8/15/2017 5:37:19 PM EDT
There's a large snek hiding in my garage and I want it out before I have to burn my house down.

90% chance it's a western diamondback, so I can't just go willy nilly poking all my stuff with a stick til he pops out.

I put down a snek trap with a big sticky pad inside but he hasn't been caught.

I could just leave the doors open, but I wouldn't know he left, and more wild things will likely take up residence.

Ideas??

rulez:

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There's a large snek hiding in my garage and I want it out before I have to burn my house down.

90% chance it's a western diamondback, so I can't just go willy nilly poking all my stuff with a stick til he pops out.

I put down a snek trap with a big sticky pad inside but he hasn't been caught.

I could just leave the doors open, but I wouldn't know he left, and more wild things will likely take up residence.

Ideas??
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step on snek?
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:38:44 PM EDT
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Get a mongoose.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:39:46 PM EDT
[#3]
No step on snek, he bite
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:41:13 PM EDT
[#4]
Call animal control.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:41:15 PM EDT
[#5]
Get a feeder mouse. Perch up on something and wait.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:41:39 PM EDT
[#6]
clean the shit out of your garage and take away his hiding place?
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:43:01 PM EDT
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Buy a feeder mouse at the pet store for $1.50 and put it live on the sticky pad, game over.
Or you could just snek up on it.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:43:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:43:47 PM EDT
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Well, if he IS a rattler, you should *probably* hear him before he bites.... So there is that.

I would set my house on fucking fire.

Seriously. Fuck that.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:44:22 PM EDT
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Offer him a dinner over candle light, soft music, maybe some red wine?
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:45:07 PM EDT
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Well, if he IS a rattler, you should *probably* hear him before he bites.... So there is that.

I would set my house on fucking fire.

Seriously. Fuck that.
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Be careful of the baby ones. Their rattles aren't loud enough to hear, but their venom is sure potent enough to ruin your day.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:46:15 PM EDT
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Buy a feeder mouse at the pet store for $1.50 and put it live on the sticky pad, game over.
Or you could just snek up on it.
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This, traps need bait.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:47:51 PM EDT
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Just ask yourself, What would Taylor Swift do?, and just do that.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:48:31 PM EDT
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this guy?

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Post pics of the inside of the garage and we'll play "Where's Waldo Snek"......


How much stuff you have that you can't find it??
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:50:01 PM EDT
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Go to the fuel station and get some high octane.  Start filling car inside garage while smoking a cigarette and talking on the phone.  Drop phone and spill fuel while smoke falls out of your mouth and run
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:51:09 PM EDT
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Serious question....How bout a water hose???

How water-resistant is your gay-raj?
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:51:14 PM EDT
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Chances are its a gopher snake and harmless. I live north of Phoenix and about 80% of the sneks that I get in my yard or garage are this. 15% are western diamond backs and 10% are mambas.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:51:24 PM EDT
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Put down a horsehair rope in the area he is.  That'll trap him there.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:51:33 PM EDT
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Offer Make him into a dinner over candle light, soft music, maybe some red wine?
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FIFY. 
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:51:49 PM EDT
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Get a feeder mouse. Perch up on something and wait.
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This. Hunt over bait. Shotgun full of bird shot won't damage your garage floor much.

Oh, and also be sure to record it.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:52:18 PM EDT
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Chances are its a gopher snake and harmless. I live north of Phoenix and about 80% of the sneks that I get in my yard or garage are this. 15% are western diamond backs and 10% are mambas.
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Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:52:25 PM EDT
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Get a mongoose.
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The mongeese have already been schooled that Rattle sneks are way quicker than a Cobra.  Also don't think they are immune to the Rattle snek venom either.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:53:35 PM EDT
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Go find some antifa. They live to step on snek. Just make sure snek bite them first.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:54:18 PM EDT
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Mongoose.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:54:35 PM EDT
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This OP, I'm of the let nature take it's course type of person. You need a Mongoose, it will get rid of the snake. Video it too.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:54:50 PM EDT
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This. Hunt over bait. Shotgun full of bird shot won't damage your garage floor much.

Oh, and also be sure to record it.
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Id opt for either a pellet gun or a flamethrower....Not really any other options in this case.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:54:56 PM EDT
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Everyone know that red wine doesn't go with snek.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:56:34 PM EDT
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Go out into the wild, catch identical snakes. Milk them for their venom. Inject into horses. Harvest anti-venom. Give yourself increasingly larger doses until you can survive a bite from one. Then go back to your house and burn it down. 
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:58:05 PM EDT
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THE MONGEESE ARE INEFFECTIVE ON RATTLE SNEKS
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:58:45 PM EDT
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Snek from the other day.  He's no longer with us. RIP snek.

Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:59:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/15/2017 5:59:56 PM EDT
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Why come you gotta microaggression all over the poor mongeese? Mongeese has feelz 2.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:00:47 PM EDT
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Why come you gotta microaggression all over the poor mongeese? Mongeese has feelz 2.
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THE MONGEESE ARE INEFFECTIVE ON RATTLE SNEKS
Why come you gotta microaggression all over the poor mongeese? Mongeese has feelz 2.
Forgive me gator, I have sinned.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:03:22 PM EDT
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Chances are its a gopher snake and harmless. I live north of Phoenix and about 80% of the sneks that I get in my yard or garage are this. 15% are western diamond backs and 10% are mambas.
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Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:04:45 PM EDT
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CWO is right.  Beer go with snek. Everybody know that.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:04:46 PM EDT
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Chances are its a gopher snake and harmless. I live north of Phoenix and about 80% of the sneks that I get in my yard or garage are this. 15% are western diamond backs and 10% are mambas.
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Green or Black?
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:05:51 PM EDT
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Kilo Romeo Uniform Sierra Tango 1, send me your grid, have fast movers inbound loaded with Snake & Nape, Danger Close, over
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:08:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:09:36 PM EDT
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open garage door, start lawnmower and let it run in garage, watch snek haul ass out.   

No stepping involved.  
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:11:57 PM EDT
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Tannerite?
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:12:51 PM EDT
[#42]
Roomba.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:13:01 PM EDT
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Poison mouse?
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:15:06 PM EDT
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Start car, and seal up the garage. Make sure you don't stay in the garage too.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:15:42 PM EDT
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https://vimeo.com/229774189

Be careful. From my brother..
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:16:24 PM EDT
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Call the AZ Herp Society...they might send someone out to catch it for you.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:16:36 PM EDT
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Strip neked, cover self in powdered sugar. Sneks hate the sugar. 
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:16:42 PM EDT
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Call your mother-in-law and let her go in and fetch the snake.

Snakes don't bite mothers-in-law due to professional courtesy.

Itsafact.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:18:44 PM EDT
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Get fishing pole, put mouse on hook, catch snek, pee on snek to assert dominance.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:20:10 PM EDT
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Get fishing pole, put mouse on hook, catch snek, pee on snek to assert dominance.
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I thought you were supposed to look it in the eye and then roll it over and hold it down on its back?
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