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Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:22:44 PM EDT
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Chances are its a gopher snake and harmless. I live north of Phoenix and about 80% of the sneks that I get in my yard or garage are this. 15% are western diamond backs and 10% are mambas.
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I hope you're right, but all I've seen out here are the rattly ones. Mambas? That doesn't sound good...
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:24:08 PM EDT
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Strip neked, cover self in powdered sugar. Sneks hate the sugar. 
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You trying to get the OP killed? It's lice that hate powdered sugar, not sneks.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:24:37 PM EDT
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Do house and garage have common wall with internal snake highway?
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:25:42 PM EDT
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Call the AZ Herp Society...they might send someone out to catch it for you.
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Be careful when you dial.  Their number is only one digit off from the AZ Derp Society.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:27:04 PM EDT
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You trying to get the OP killed? It's lice that hate powdered sugar, not sneks.
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Strip neked, cover self in powdered sugar. Sneks hate the sugar. 
You trying to get the OP killed? It's lice that hate powdered sugar, not sneks.
Standard de-sneking procedure. 
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:28:05 PM EDT
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I hope you're right, but all I've seen out here are the rattly ones. Mambas? That doesn't sound good...
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Chances are its a gopher snake and harmless. I live north of Phoenix and about 80% of the sneks that I get in my yard or garage are this. 15% are western diamond backs and 10% are mambas.
I hope you're right, but all I've seen out here are the rattly ones. Mambas? That doesn't sound good...
Black Mambas Matter.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:35:05 PM EDT
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Black Mambas Matter.
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Chances are its a gopher snake and harmless. I live north of Phoenix and about 80% of the sneks that I get in my yard or garage are this. 15% are western diamond backs and 10% are mambas.
I hope you're right, but all I've seen out here are the rattly ones. Mambas? That doesn't sound good...
Black Mambas Matter.
Thats raciss.  Are mongeese raciss?
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:46:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:48:00 PM EDT
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Chances are its a gopher snake and harmless. I live north of Phoenix and about 80% of the sneks that I get in my yard or garage are this. 15% are western diamond backs and 10% are mambas.
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AZ mambas are bad ass.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:53:48 PM EDT
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Them there mambas - they're the hoop snake variety, right?
Grab their tails in their mouth, roll right at you, and at the last second drop the tail and strike?
RIP, OP. They never quit hunting you.

Dibs your guns, ammo and anything valuable that survives the fire!

Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:55:10 PM EDT
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Rat trap 
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 6:59:01 PM EDT
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Rip open wall and cut a waterline to flood the garage. It's the only real answer.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 7:13:49 PM EDT
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Post a liberals only garage sale, the rest will work itself out.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 7:16:57 PM EDT
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step on snek?
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There's a large snek hiding in my garage and I want it out before I have to burn my house down.

90% chance it's a western diamondback, so I can't just go willy nilly poking all my stuff with a stick til he pops out.

I put down a snek trap with a big sticky pad inside but he hasn't been caught.

I could just leave the doors open, but I wouldn't know he left, and more wild things will likely take up residence.

Ideas??


step on snek?
Nein Nein Njet Njet Njet - Rosie O'Donnell vs Hitler - by Secret Agent Paul
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 7:18:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/15/2017 7:37:30 PM EDT
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This. Hunt over bait. Shotgun full of bird shot won't damage your garage floor much.

Oh, and also be sure to record it.
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Get a feeder mouse. Perch up on something and wait.
This. Hunt over bait. Shotgun full of bird shot won't damage your garage floor much.

Oh, and also be sure to record it.
Use ear protection.

Things get LOUD when you pull the trigger in the garage.

If I hadn't had to deal with so many mice, squirrels, and snakes in my garage, my ears wouldn't be ringing this bad.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 8:02:55 PM EDT
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Nah. Don could probably take him nowadays.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 8:03:48 PM EDT
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It's time to pass judgment


Link Posted: 8/15/2017 8:23:14 PM EDT
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Go out into the wild, catch identical snakes. Milk them for their venom. Inject into horses. Harvest anti-venom. Give yourself increasingly larger doses until you can survive a bite from one. Then go back to your house and burn it down. 
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Daaaaaammmmnnnn!

This guy knows how to prepare!
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 9:25:23 PM EDT
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Mothballs
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 9:39:58 PM EDT
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The Wife is going to shotgun three rattlers tomorrow morning while they are still lethargic. Saw them in the feed Container when getting cubes for the cows. Borrowed a .410 from the neighbor lady to do the deed. All I had in stock was 12Ga.00 Buck which would have been problematic in more ways than one.
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 9:46:07 PM EDT
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Mitch. Unleash the fury
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 9:48:51 PM EDT
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Be scared of it and set its lair of evil on fire and shoot wildly into it while it burns.

Snek is scary
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 9:52:21 PM EDT
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You will never know if it is still in there if you didn't drag his ass out. 

You missed your one chance. 

Link Posted: 8/15/2017 10:00:12 PM EDT
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Damn, the world has turned into a pussy-whipped-brady-bunch version of it's former self....Just go in there and get him. You fucked up when ya saw him and didn't go directly after him. ITT snek dominates YOU !!
Link Posted: 8/15/2017 10:02:25 PM EDT
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Mothballs
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that's cruel have you ever actually smelt mothballs?

if so...
















How did you get their little legs apart?

Link Posted: 8/15/2017 10:05:23 PM EDT
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Bag his ass n relocate, pillow case will work
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 12:37:02 AM EDT
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Mitch. Unleash the fury
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Link Posted: 8/16/2017 12:57:02 AM EDT
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Go to the fuel station and get some high octane.  Start filling car inside garage while smoking a cigarette and talking on the phone.  Drop phone and spill fuel while smoke falls out of your mouth and run
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Link Posted: 8/16/2017 1:09:27 AM EDT
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What the hell is that?  A Richard Gere keychain?
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 1:25:31 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/16/2017 1:45:33 AM EDT
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What tread for snek?

Ed
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 1:55:16 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/16/2017 12:37:53 PM EDT
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Bait set....  

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Link Posted: 8/16/2017 12:46:00 PM EDT
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Tag for video 
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 12:51:50 PM EDT
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I fear there are going to be animals harmed in the making of this documentary, Arizona mambas.
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 12:51:50 PM EDT
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The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall)
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 12:52:26 PM EDT
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Don't know what all the fuss is about. Just go grab em.

Link Posted: 8/16/2017 12:57:27 PM EDT
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nice, but you're going to need help
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 12:59:26 PM EDT
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They don't like gas fumes or exhaust fumes in my limited experience.

Gas him out
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 1:00:29 PM EDT
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Wait until night time, plug in heat pad or get a heat lamp and aim at floor, put trap under light beam. It will go there to warm up and get stuck in trap.
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 1:02:05 PM EDT
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Bait set....  

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Link Posted: 8/16/2017 1:22:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/16/2017 2:12:42 PM EDT
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That snek threaded on itself.
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 2:42:57 PM EDT
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Black Mamba?

How the hell are you not seeing Black Mamba in your garage???



Or is it this Black Mamba?
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 2:51:38 PM EDT
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Makes me feel good about the baby black rat snek in my garage.
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 2:56:19 PM EDT
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No need for fire or fumes, just move it.
Snake Tongs
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 4:13:09 PM EDT
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No need for fire or fumes, just move it.
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The fact that there is a website devoted to the care and handling of those legless minions of hate and evil means it's time to start door-to-door proselytizing for the god of fire: Hephaestus, and his devoted disciples Thermite and Napalm.

Link Posted: 8/16/2017 4:23:21 PM EDT
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No need for fire or fumes, just move it.
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Fuck that.  My luck the damn snek would get loose of the jaws, crawl up the handle and bite me. 
Link Posted: 8/16/2017 4:44:50 PM EDT
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No need for fire or fumes, just move it.
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I can't FIND it. Hence the mouse bait. And yes, I do have a lot of shit in my garage.
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