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Posted: 5/14/2004 2:35:42 PM EST
Welcome friends. Sit down, take your jacket and shoes off.

Let's talk....let's get know each other.

I am the doctor, rest on the couch and tell me what troubles your dear soul.

I am here to help...

Dr. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:47:52 PM EST
i got this lil ole itchin
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:50:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By avengeusa:
i got this lil ole itchin



Yeah....next time buy lotion that has vitamin E in it.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:57:20 PM EST
sometimes when I pee it comes out like cottage cheese......
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:58:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By bigscrun:
sometimes when I pee it comes out like cottage cheese......



Hmmm, you don't happen to live next to Hanford do you?

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:59:18 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:01:29 PM EST
I've got a crack in my ass, and I think its infected because it smells funny
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:03:45 PM EST
why do only some women squirt like a man when they orgasm and others don't?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:04:45 PM EST
Doc, I need some tips for keeping the wife in the kitchen. Can you help?

Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:06:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sweep:
Why is it that when we are young, peanut butter jar lids are tight, but when we get our first car, peanut butter jar lids aren't tight any more but lug nuts are,...but then when we get out on our on, lug nuts aren't tigh anymore but money is?



When you are young, your hands are weak.

When you are a teenager, your arms are weak.

When you are in your 20's, your penis is weak.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:10:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By tequilabob:
why do only some women squirt like a man when they orgasm and others don't?



This is actually quite easy to explain. AT the opening of a man's penis the skin is slightly folded to form a nozzle shape. This is required to get the necessary proijection of the sperm deap into the womans vagina. Very similar to pressing your thumb over the nozzle of a garden hose.

Now, some women have extra male testostoron in their bodies that grows extra "male" type skin in that area of theirs. This also gives them a noozle effect. Women that have this condition often have a hard time getting pregnant because their high volume of fluid often pushes out the male sperm. This is compounded whne the man suffers from SPD(Small penis Disease)

SGtar15
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:12:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/14/2004 3:12:34 PM EST by sgtar15]

Originally Posted By Janus:
Doc, I need some tips for keeping the wife in the kitchen. Can you help?




Attach these to the handle of the stove.



Sgtar15

PS Don't be an asshole, make sure there is a cookbook nearby so she has something to read.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:15:38 PM EST
Doc, since my divorce I have been looking at porn on the internet and beating my meat like it owes me money. I'm not sure I'm ready to deal with another real woman yet. Unfortunately I think I have seen all the porn on the internet cause I keep running across stuff I already saw. What should I do?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:18:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:
What should I do?



Well, I was going to suggest you go shooting....

But I guess you already have been doing that....


Hmmmmm......

<­BR>



I think you need to accept the fact that you need to improve on yourself as a man so that in the future you can meet a higher class of woman that won't hurt you.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 4:27:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Welcome friends. Sit down, take your jacket and shoes off.

Let's talk....let's get know each other.

I am the doctor, rest on the couch and tell me what troubles your dear soul.

I am here to help...

Dr. Sgtar15



The "Doctor" is confused (as always).
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 4:32:00 PM EST
why does beer tastes so damn good, requiring you to stop only when you run out? (when the beer stores are closed obviously as otherwise you can go get more)
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 4:35:45 PM EST
Why are the little kitties so damn cute?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 4:39:08 PM EST

Why are the little kitties so damn cute?


so that they make it to adulthood when they're easier to hit...........................
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 7:41:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
why does beer tastes so damn good, requiring you to stop only when you run out? (when the beer stores are closed obviously as otherwise you can go get more)



So you have something to marinate the cats in.

Dr. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 7:45:40 PM EST
Why does the clock on my phone and computer say its 11:45 when I know its 12:45 and everyone elses clock is right?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 7:56:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Why does the clock on my phone and computer say its 11:45 when I know its 12:45 and everyone elses clock is right?



It's 9:45 actually. You are in the future.

Get me the lotto numbers.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 7:58:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Why does the clock on my phone and computer say its 11:45 when I know its 12:45 and everyone elses clock is right?



It's 9:45 actually. You are in the future.

Get me the lotto numbers.

Sgtar15



I got them but Im not gonna share. And Im on the East coast so Im in real time, not that crazy western fake time.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 8:00:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By wetidlerjr:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Welcome friends. Sit down, take your jacket and shoes off.

Let's talk....let's get know each other.

I am the doctor, rest on the couch and tell me what troubles your dear soul.

I am here to help...

Dr. Sgtar15



The "Doctor" is confused (as always).



Some people I just can't help.

Doctor Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 8:01:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By wetidlerjr:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Welcome friends. Sit down, take your jacket and shoes off.

Let's talk....let's get know each other.

I am the doctor, rest on the couch and tell me what troubles your dear soul.

I am here to help...

Dr. Sgtar15



The "Doctor" is confused (as always).



Some people I just can't help.

Doctor Sgtar15



I hope The Doc doesnt have to put this one to sleep.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 8:01:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:

I got them but Im not gonna share. And Im on the East coast so Im in real time, not that crazy western fake time.



This is why you are always sad, you never share. You need to learmn to trust people....to get to know them.

Then you can ripe them off for much. much more!

SGtar15
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 8:11:20 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 8:17:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By Paul:
Why are they're sew many loosers on this site? Prolly cause they can't spell.



There isn't, it just seems that way. Most of the members are great poeple that can spell well, they are not losers.

The few losers we do have get promoted to moderator and thus are seen less often.

Doctor Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 8:18:10 PM EST
Doctor, why is it that all the other boys have pubic hair and I dont?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 8:22:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
Doctor, why is it that all the other boys have pubic hair and I dont?



I see you are from California so I am guessing



and



May have something to do with it.

Doctor Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 8:41:45 PM EST
Well I got 1 more, if you were stuck at work with nothing to do until 8AM EST what would you do?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 8:43:46 PM EST
When I sit for a long time, such as in a movie, my tail bone hurts.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 8:54:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Well I got 1 more, if you were stuck at work with nothing to do until 8AM EST what would you do?



I would troll fellow board members on ARFCOM until they snap.

Dr Sgatr15
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 9:32:20 PM EST
why is it that i uset to play video games for almost 7 hrs a day but now i onley play about 4 hrs a day?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 9:59:17 PM EST
I want to know up front what the fee is going to be and what will my insurance cover?
Link Posted: 5/15/2004 5:44:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By RAMBOSKY:
I want to know up front what the fee is going to be and what will my insurance cover?



Read sig line.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/15/2004 5:48:30 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/15/2004 5:49:17 AM EST by pathfinder74]

Originally Posted By Sweep:
Why is it that when we are young, peanut butter jar lids girls are tight, but when we get our first car, girls peanut butter jar lids aren't tight any more but lug nuts tits are,...but then when we get out on our on, lug nuts tits aren't tight anymore but money is?

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