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Posted: 5/14/2004 3:47:52 PM EDT
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i got this lil ole itchin
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Posted: 5/14/2004 3:50:01 PM EDT
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Yeah....next time buy lotion that has vitamin E in it. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 5/14/2004 3:57:20 PM EDT
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sometimes when I pee it comes out like cottage cheese......
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Posted: 5/14/2004 3:58:44 PM EDT
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Hmmm, you don't happen to live next to Hanford do you? Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 5/14/2004 3:59:18 PM EDT
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Why is it that when we are young, peanut butter jar lids are tight, but when we get our first car, peanut butter jar lids aren't tight any more but lug nuts are,...but then when we get out on our on, lug nuts aren't tigh anymore but money is?
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Posted: 5/14/2004 4:01:29 PM EDT
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I've got a crack in my ass, and I think its infected because it smells funny
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Posted: 5/14/2004 4:03:45 PM EDT
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why do only some women squirt like a man when they orgasm and others don't?
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Posted: 5/14/2004 4:04:45 PM EDT
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Doc, I need some tips for keeping the wife in the kitchen. Can you help?
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Posted: 5/14/2004 4:06:05 PM EDT
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When you are young, your hands are weak. When you are a teenager, your arms are weak. When you are in your 20's, your penis is weak. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 5/14/2004 4:10:33 PM EDT
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This is actually quite easy to explain. AT the opening of a man's penis the skin is slightly folded to form a nozzle shape. This is required to get the necessary proijection of the sperm deap into the womans vagina. Very similar to pressing your thumb over the nozzle of a garden hose. Now, some women have extra male testostoron in their bodies that grows extra "male" type skin in that area of theirs. This also gives them a noozle effect. Women that have this condition often have a hard time getting pregnant because their high volume of fluid often pushes out the male sperm. This is compounded whne the man suffers from SPD(Small penis Disease) SGtar15 |
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Posted: 5/14/2004 4:12:09 PM EDT
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Attach these to the handle of the stove.  Sgtar15 PS Don't be an asshole, make sure there is a cookbook nearby so she has something to read. |
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Posted: 5/14/2004 4:15:38 PM EDT
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Doc, since my divorce I have been looking at porn on the internet and beating my meat like it owes me money. I'm not sure I'm ready to deal with another real woman yet. Unfortunately I think I have seen all the porn on the internet cause I keep running across stuff I already saw. What should I do?
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Posted: 5/14/2004 4:18:05 PM EDT
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Well, I was going to suggest you go shooting.... But I guess you already have been doing that.... Hmmmmm...... I think you need to accept the fact that you need to improve on yourself as a man so that in the future you can meet a higher class of woman that won't hurt you. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 5/14/2004 5:27:33 PM EDT
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The "Doctor" is confused (as always). 
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Posted: 5/14/2004 5:32:00 PM EDT
[#15]
why does beer tastes so damn good, requiring you to stop only when you run out? (when the beer stores are closed obviously as otherwise you can go get more)
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Posted: 5/14/2004 5:35:45 PM EDT
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Why are the little kitties so damn cute?
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Posted: 5/14/2004 5:39:08 PM EDT
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so that they make it to adulthood when they're easier to hit........................... |
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Posted: 5/14/2004 8:41:26 PM EDT
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So you have something to marinate the cats in. Dr. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 5/14/2004 8:45:40 PM EDT
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Why does the clock on my phone and computer say its 11:45 when I know its 12:45 and everyone elses clock is right?
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Posted: 5/14/2004 8:56:54 PM EDT
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It's 9:45 actually. You are in the future. Get me the lotto numbers. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 5/14/2004 8:58:35 PM EDT
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I got them but Im not gonna share. And Im on the East coast so Im in real time, not that crazy western fake time. |
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Posted: 5/14/2004 9:00:14 PM EDT
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Some people I just can't help.  Doctor Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 5/14/2004 9:01:36 PM EDT
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I hope The Doc doesnt have to put this one to sleep. |
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Posted: 5/14/2004 9:01:37 PM EDT
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This is why you are always sad, you never share. You need to learmn to trust people....to get to know them. Then you can ripe them off for much. much more! SGtar15 |
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Posted: 5/14/2004 9:11:20 PM EDT
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Why are they're sew many loosers on this site? Prolly cause they can't spell.
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Posted: 5/14/2004 9:17:19 PM EDT
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There isn't, it just seems that way. Most of the members are great poeple that can spell well, they are not losers. The few losers we do have get promoted to moderator and thus are seen less often. Doctor Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 5/14/2004 9:18:10 PM EDT
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Doctor, why is it that all the other boys have pubic hair and I dont?
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Posted: 5/14/2004 9:22:22 PM EDT
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I see you are from California so I am guessing  and  May have something to do with it. Doctor Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 5/14/2004 9:41:45 PM EDT
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Well I got 1 more, if you were stuck at work with nothing to do until 8AM EST what would you do?
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Posted: 5/14/2004 9:43:46 PM EDT
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When I sit for a long time, such as in a movie, my tail bone hurts.
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Posted: 5/14/2004 9:54:16 PM EDT
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I would troll fellow board members on ARFCOM until they snap. Dr Sgatr15 |
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Posted: 5/14/2004 10:32:20 PM EDT
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why is it that i uset to play video games for almost 7 hrs a day but now i onley play about 4 hrs a day?
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Posted: 5/14/2004 10:59:17 PM EDT
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I want to know up front what the fee is going to be and what will my insurance cover?
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Posted: 5/15/2004 6:44:47 AM EDT
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Read sig line. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 5/15/2004 6:48:30 AM EDT
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