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Posted: 4/2/2015 12:35:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon
Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I'm looking for a new watch. $100 or less. Been looking at Fossil or G-shock. Just something simple. What sayeth the hive?
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Rolex Submariner

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Rolex Submariner
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Rolex Submariner
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FPNI
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amirite?



Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:38:12 PM EST
Originally Posted By: RustledJimmies
Originally Posted By: Green_Tips
Originally Posted By: 87Degrees
Originally Posted By: Richard_Head
Originally Posted By: Mr_Biggles
Hey guys, I'm looking for some tools to use around the house. Nothing special.
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Snap-On
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Snap-On
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Craftsman
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^^ Fuck that guy. Commie lover
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Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:38:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:39:35 PM EST
Ask about clothing. Arctyrex or F you.
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:41:11 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/2/2015 12:43:14 PM EST by Riley1980]
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:42:10 PM EST
So says Herp and Derp.
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:42:43 PM EST
Submariner? But what kind of watch should I get if I'm not gay?
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:42:58 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:43:02 PM EST
ARFcom standard?

Chrome lined, park'ed under the FSB.... lubed with Mt. Dew and Cheeto dust.
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:43:37 PM EST
True. I want to upgrade my tag and get an aquaracer and its ARFCOM trash.
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:43:38 PM EST
Q:

I have a quarter-acre front yard; recommend me a mower?


A:

"You need a commercial zero-turn, or don't even bother with home ownership"
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:43:39 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:44:24 PM EST
Let's not start on leather purses.
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:44:46 PM EST
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
That is one of the funniest (and most reliable) phenomena on ARFCOM. I don't know if it's just an internet thing, or if we are especially annoying.

Q: "Hey guys, I need a small compact car. Must be Japanese"
A: "You should get a Glock.
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Fixt.
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:46:23 PM EST
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Originally Posted By phb1gt:
Q:

I have a quarter-acre front yard; recommend me a mower?


A:

"You need a commercial zero-turn, or don't even bother with home ownership"
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I don't know why everyone recommends them. The lawn guy I know ends up using a commercial walk behind in the spring and fall because his zero turn can't handle the muddy ground.
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:47:04 PM EST
This thread has AWESOME potential...

And in before "If it doesn't have a manual transmission..."
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:47:19 PM EST
Q: PSA has full rifles on sale for $549, should I fo?

A: Honestly, you should stretch your budget to $1K and get a 6920.
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:48:03 PM EST
1228
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:50:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: Hurrrrr
Originally Posted By: DURRRRRRR
Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey ARF, was looking for a fun cheap plinker to get my 7 year old daughter into shooting. Is a 10/22 still a great gateway gun? Want to keep it under $250. What sayeth the hive?
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PredatOBR 7.62

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FPNI
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this
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+1
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Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:50:48 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Rickesis:
Let's not start on leather purses.
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I dont see the appeal of a Leather briefcase that costs as much as gun
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:50:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/2/2015 12:52:09 PM EST by TheDevilYouLove]
"Recommend me a basic four wheel drive vehicle, Just something to haul my family around in"

"Get a Jeep Wrangler or die in a fucking fire"
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:51:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon
Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I want to buy my wife something nice for her birthday. What sayeth the hive?
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Pots and pans

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Pics for me to masturbate to, judge you harshly on, or both
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She will suck your heart out through her vagina. I steer away from women now, but AM TOTALLY NOT GAY
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This template works for everything!
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:53:54 PM EST
This thread delivers the lulz.
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:54:13 PM EST
Q. Recommend me a fun pocket .25 Auto.
A. Glock 19.

Q. What's a good full size pistol for a beginner getting into precision handgun?
A. Glock 19.

Q. What bolt action for to buy as a base for precision rifle?
A. Glock 19.

Q. Have you guys tried the new Hot Cheetos?
A. I tried a Glock 19.
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:55:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon
Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I'd like to get a new small car because a gigantic truck won't fit where I live. What sayeth the hive?
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Unimog or kill yourself

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Diesel Ford F-Derp50 with BroStack mufflers or you're so gay you can't walk past the hot dog section of the grocery store without stuffing them all in your mouth and butt.
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Jeep Wrangler, 1932 or earlier because anything later than that is stupid.
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FPNI
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Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:55:53 PM EST
This is great
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:56:14 PM EST
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Originally Posted By: Herp

Pics still aren't loading
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Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon
Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys where is a good place to take my wife for dinner for her birthday. What sayeth the hive?

Pics?


Pics for me to masturbate to, judge you harshly on, or both

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

Pics still aren't loading

Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:58:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/2/2015 12:58:33 PM EST by macman37]
Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon
Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I finally gave up on women like you told me to. So now I'm homo and have my first gay-date tonight. What sayeth the hive?
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What? PHAG

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NO PICS
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THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MEANT. NOT EVEN WE KNOW WHAT WE MEANT.
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FPNI
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Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:58:34 PM EST
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Originally Posted By warkittens:
Q. Recommend me a fun pocket .25 Auto.
A. Glock 19.

Q. What's a good full size pistol for a beginner getting into precision handgun?
A. Glock 19.

Q. What bolt action for to buy as a base for precision rifle?
A. Glock 19.

Q. Have you guys tried the new Hot Cheetos?
A. I tried a Glock 19.
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I admit my guilt on Glock 19 whoring
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 12:58:56 PM EST
I need a small bbq grill for my apartment...suggestions?


Green egg.
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:03:11 PM EST
i put beans in my chili

fuck you

i dont put beans in my chili

fuck you
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:03:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon
Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I'm a smaller guy looking for a carry gun and holster combo that I can conceal well. What sayeth the hive?
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I'm 2' 9" and 46 lbs and carry a full size 1911 with extended magazine all year long OWB with an Under Armour shirt stretched over my body and it conceals fine.

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Glock 19 and a dozen spare mags.
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I carry no weapons other than my razor sharp wit. Care to do battle?
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FPNI
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Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:06:52 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:08:32 PM EST
Herp
Derp
Dis Gud
Lawls
Serious Business
Hey I got into an argument with my wife over what color to paint the living room. After thinking about it I decided to let her have her way. Happy Wife Happy Life
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Eject

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What was she doing out of the kitchen?

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We Have Rules

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Paint is Ghey you want 150 year old Walnut Paneling inlaid with Unicorn Horn and 24k Gold
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Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:09:13 PM EST
"My supermodel wife doesn't like it when I leave my toenail clippings all over her pillow"

"EJECT"
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:10:52 PM EST
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Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon
Save your money and get a Zero Tolerance or Benchmade. Here's a pic of my collection.
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Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon
Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I'm looking for a small knife to keep as a backup in my hunting pack. I'd like to keep it under $30

Save your money and get a Zero Tolerance or Benchmade. Here's a pic of my collection.

Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:11:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon
Originally Posted By: macman37
I nominate this for Thread of the Year because it's hilarious. What sayeth the hive?
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Fist your own anus

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Go die
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DUPEX2
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03'ers
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Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:11:39 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Aeain:


I dont see the appeal of a Leather briefcase that costs as much as gun
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Originally Posted By Aeain:
Originally Posted By Rickesis:
Let's not start on leather purses.


I dont see the appeal of a Leather briefcase that costs as much as gun


Then you are probably also a communist, demonstrate impatience with old people, and often kick puppies.


Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:12:03 PM EST
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Originally Posted By THR-Thumper:


Then you are probably also a communist, demonstrate impatience with old people, and often kick puppies.

<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/THR-Thumper/media/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/THR-Thumper/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg</a>
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Originally Posted By THR-Thumper:
Originally Posted By Aeain:
Originally Posted By Rickesis:
Let's not start on leather purses.


I dont see the appeal of a Leather briefcase that costs as much as gun


Then you are probably also a communist, demonstrate impatience with old people, and often kick puppies.

<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/THR-Thumper/media/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/THR-Thumper/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg</a>

And there he is.
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:13:44 PM EST
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Originally Posted By warkittens:
Q. Recommend me a fun pocket .25 Auto.
A. Glock 19.

Q. What's a good full size pistol for a beginner getting into precision handgun?
A. Glock 19.

Q. What bolt action for to buy as a base for precision rifle?
A. Glock 19.

Q. Have you guys tried the new Hot Cheetos?
A. I tried a Glock 19.
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This right here.
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:18:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/2/2015 1:19:39 PM EST by THR-Thumper]
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Originally Posted By Rickesis:

And there he is.
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Originally Posted By Rickesis:
Originally Posted By THR-Thumper:
Originally Posted By Aeain:
Originally Posted By Rickesis:
Let's not start on leather purses.


I dont see the appeal of a Leather briefcase that costs as much as gun


Then you are probably also a communist, demonstrate impatience with old people, and often kick puppies.

<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/THR-Thumper/media/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/THR-Thumper/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg</a>

And there he is.


and...who are you?

Edit: Ah...a 33 post per day 14'er. Makes sense. Carry on.
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:19:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/2/2015 1:19:17 PM EST by Daytona955i]
Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon
Originally Posted By: Joe
My wife thinks we need to buy groceries before I buy my third Acog this month. Any advice?
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Eject.
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Time to pull the handle.
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FPNI, your children can eat M855 for dinner. I eat 45 rounds a day and I am 6'10" 200lbs and can bench a dump truck.
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Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:22:24 PM EST
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Herp
Chi-Com dots will put LaRue out of business.
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Herp
Derp
Dis Gud
Lawls
Serious Business
Looking real hard at the PA Micro Dots for my AR budget pistol I built. It's just going to be a fun range blaster, but I wanted to put a dot on it. Any experience with these?

Aimpoint PRO.
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You should feel bad for being so poor.


Buy once, cry once.


Chi-Com dots will put LaRue out of business.



Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:22:29 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:23:05 PM EST
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Originally Posted By THR-Thumper:


and...who are you?

Edit: Ah...a 33 post per day 14'er. Makes sense. Carry on.
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Originally Posted By THR-Thumper:
Originally Posted By Rickesis:
Originally Posted By THR-Thumper:
Originally Posted By Aeain:
Originally Posted By Rickesis:
Let's not start on leather purses.


I dont see the appeal of a Leather briefcase that costs as much as gun


Then you are probably also a communist, demonstrate impatience with old people, and often kick puppies.

<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/THR-Thumper/media/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/THR-Thumper/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg</a>

And there he is.


and...who are you?

Edit: Ah...a 33 post per day 14'er. Makes sense. Carry on.



*snort*
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:27:59 PM EST
OP: Want to do something nice for the wife this evening, any ideas?

FP: She's cheating on you. Clear out the accounts. Lawyer up.

2ndP: OP is a manlet. Where are your balls? She should be doing something for you

3rdP: FPNI. She's banging your friend. Fuck her mother.

4thP: We have rules here...

5thP: I bet she picked out her own wedding ring.

Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:32:09 PM EST
If you dont chew Big Red then FUCK YOU!
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:36:07 PM EST
this thread delivers....
Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:36:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/2/2015 1:37:34 PM EST by devilskwerl]

Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon
Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, my son is having life-saving cancer surgery tomorrow, but my boss wants me to come in to work 5 extra shifts. Do you think I'd be wrong to ask for the day off?
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So you don't like having a job? Nice FSA attitude.
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If I was your boss I'd fucking fire your ass just for thinking about asking.
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I've worked 500-hour weeks before and was grateful to have a job. Pussies like you are the reason this country has no work ethic anymore.
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My wife and child died in a fire and I missed their funerals because my boss asked me to work overtime. That's how you get ahead in a job.
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Originally Posted By supercooldude:
Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: BroW/coolstory
Originally Posted By: OnlyTheBest
Originally Posted By: OP
I found this inexpensive alcoholic beverage at a place just down the street from my house. The owner said they always have some in stock. I think it is my new go-to beverage of choice
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I wouldn't let that dog shit anywhere near my overly sensitive whiney palette. I only buy genuine mountain goat saliva that has been brewed with gold bars and hermetically sealed in a tungsten casserole dish.
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This. I might drink the goat salvia while mowing the lawn, but the rest of the time the only thing I drink is Arabian hibiscus blossom extract that was removed from the urine of Canadian Buddhist monks and blended with water melted from the ice of a pre-Cambrian glacier.
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Oh man, I would never let goat saliva into my house. I would literally shoot someone for trying to bring anything besides 50 year old Scotch that has been blessed by the Pope himself to my bbq. And that wax from the melted Elvis statue they use to seal the tops better not be broken.
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You all have it wrong. If you're not drinking a blend of Moroccan Honey Bee Legs from the Holy Grail every night how can you possibly expect to live forever? I had to beat this out of the hands of some Nazis.

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Link Posted: 4/2/2015 1:49:42 PM EST
Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon
Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I'm looking at getting this tattoo to remember my grandpa, I thought it would be great to honor him with it.
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Dirty Inkie
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Have fun not working the rest of your life.
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