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Originally Posted By: Herp Originally Posted By: Derp Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe Hey guys, I'm looking for a new watch. $100 or less. Been looking at Fossil or G-shock. Just something simple. What sayeth the hive? View Quote Rolex Submariner /thread View Quote Rolex Submariner View Quote Rolex Submariner View Quote FPNI View Quote amirite? |
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Originally Posted By: RustledJimmies Originally Posted By: Green_Tips Originally Posted By: 87Degrees Originally Posted By: Richard_Head Originally Posted By: Mr_Biggles Hey guys, I'm looking for some tools to use around the house. Nothing special. View Quote Snap-On View Quote Snap-On View Quote Craftsman View Quote ^^ Fuck that guy. Commie lover View Quote |
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Submariner? But what kind of watch should I get if I'm not gay?
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That is one of the funniest (and most reliable) phenomena on ARFCOM. I don't know if it's just an internet thing, or if we are especially annoying.
Q: "Hey guys, I need a small compact car. Must be Japanese" A: "You should get a Chevy Silverado pick-up truck" |
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ARFcom standard?
Chrome lined, park'ed under the FSB.... lubed with Mt. Dew and Cheeto dust. |
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True. I want to upgrade my tag and get an aquaracer and its ARFCOM trash.
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I have a quarter-acre front yard; recommend me a mower? A: "You need a commercial zero-turn, or don't even bother with home ownership" |
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Q: I have a quarter-acre front yard; recommend me a mower? A: "You need a commercial zero-turn, or don't even bother with home ownership" View Quote I don't know why everyone recommends them. The lawn guy I know ends up using a commercial walk behind in the spring and fall because his zero turn can't handle the muddy ground. |
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This thread has AWESOME potential...
And in before "If it doesn't have a manual transmission..." |
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Q: PSA has full rifles on sale for $549, should I fo?
A: Honestly, you should stretch your budget to $1K and get a 6920. |
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Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: Hurrrrr
Originally Posted By: DURRRRRRR Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey ARF, was looking for a fun cheap plinker to get my 7 year old daughter into shooting. Is a 10/22 still a great gateway gun? Want to keep it under $250. What sayeth the hive? View Quote PredatOBR 7.62 /thread View Quote FPNI View Quote this View Quote +1 View Quote |
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"Recommend me a basic four wheel drive vehicle, Just something to haul my family around in"
"Get a Jeep Wrangler or die in a fucking fire" |
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Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I want to buy my wife something nice for her birthday. What sayeth the hive? View Quote Pots and pans /thread View Quote Pics for me to masturbate to, judge you harshly on, or both View Quote She will suck your heart out through her vagina. I steer away from women now, but AM TOTALLY NOT GAY View Quote FPNI View Quote This template works for everything! |
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Q. Recommend me a fun pocket .25 Auto.
A. Glock 19. Q. What's a good full size pistol for a beginner getting into precision handgun? A. Glock 19. Q. What bolt action for to buy as a base for precision rifle? A. Glock 19. Q. Have you guys tried the new Hot Cheetos? A. I tried a Glock 19. |
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Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I'd like to get a new small car because a gigantic truck won't fit where I live. What sayeth the hive? View Quote Unimog or kill yourself /thread View Quote Diesel Ford F-Derp50 with BroStack mufflers or you're so gay you can't walk past the hot dog section of the grocery store without stuffing them all in your mouth and butt. View Quote Jeep Wrangler, 1932 or earlier because anything later than that is stupid. View Quote FPNI View Quote |
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Originally Posted By: Herp
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Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys where is a good place to take my wife for dinner for her birthday. What sayeth the hive? Pics? Pics for me to masturbate to, judge you harshly on, or both F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 Pics still aren't loading |
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Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I finally gave up on women like you told me to. So now I'm homo and have my first gay-date tonight. What sayeth the hive? View Quote What? PHAG /thread View Quote NO PICS View Quote THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MEANT. NOT EVEN WE KNOW WHAT WE MEANT. View Quote FPNI View Quote |
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Q. Recommend me a fun pocket .25 Auto. A. Glock 19. Q. What's a good full size pistol for a beginner getting into precision handgun? A. Glock 19. Q. What bolt action for to buy as a base for precision rifle? A. Glock 19. Q. Have you guys tried the new Hot Cheetos? A. I tried a Glock 19. View Quote I admit my guilt on Glock 19 whoring |
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I need a small bbq grill for my apartment...suggestions?
Green egg. |
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i put beans in my chili
fuck you i dont put beans in my chili fuck you |
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Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I'm a smaller guy looking for a carry gun and holster combo that I can conceal well. What sayeth the hive? View Quote I'm 2' 9" and 46 lbs and carry a full size 1911 with extended magazine all year long OWB with an Under Armour shirt stretched over my body and it conceals fine. /thread View Quote Glock 19 and a dozen spare mags. View Quote I carry no weapons other than my razor sharp wit. Care to do battle? View Quote FPNI View Quote |
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Herp Derp Dis Gud Lawls Serious Business Hey I got into an argument with my wife over what color to paint the living room. After thinking about it I decided to let her have her way. Happy Wife Happy Life View Quote Eject View Quote What was she doing out of the kitchen? View Quote We Have Rules View Quote Paint is Ghey you want 150 year old Walnut Paneling inlaid with Unicorn Horn and 24k Gold View Quote |
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"My supermodel wife doesn't like it when I leave my toenail clippings all over her pillow"
"EJECT" |
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Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon
Save your money and get a Zero Tolerance or Benchmade. Here's a pic of my collection. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I'm looking for a small knife to keep as a backup in my hunting pack. I'd like to keep it under $30 Save your money and get a Zero Tolerance or Benchmade. Here's a pic of my collection. |
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Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: macman37
I nominate this for Thread of the Year because it's hilarious. What sayeth the hive? View Quote Fist your own anus /thread View Quote Go die View Quote DUPEX2 View Quote 03'ers View Quote |
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Then you are probably also a communist, demonstrate impatience with old people, and often kick puppies. <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/THR-Thumper/media/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/THR-Thumper/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg</a> View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Let's not start on leather purses. I dont see the appeal of a Leather briefcase that costs as much as gun Then you are probably also a communist, demonstrate impatience with old people, and often kick puppies. <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/THR-Thumper/media/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/THR-Thumper/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg</a> And there he is. |
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Quoted: Q. Recommend me a fun pocket .25 Auto. A. Glock 19. Q. What's a good full size pistol for a beginner getting into precision handgun? A. Glock 19. Q. What bolt action for to buy as a base for precision rifle? A. Glock 19. Q. Have you guys tried the new Hot Cheetos? A. I tried a Glock 19. View Quote |
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Let's not start on leather purses. I dont see the appeal of a Leather briefcase that costs as much as gun Then you are probably also a communist, demonstrate impatience with old people, and often kick puppies. <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/THR-Thumper/media/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/THR-Thumper/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg</a> And there he is. and...who are you? Edit: Ah...a 33 post per day 14'er. Makes sense. Carry on. |
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Originally Posted By: Herp Originally Posted By: Derp Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe My wife thinks we need to buy groceries before I buy my third Acog this month. Any advice? View Quote Eject. View Quote View Quote View Quote FPNI, your children can eat M855 for dinner. I eat 45 rounds a day and I am 6'10" 200lbs and can bench a dump truck. View Quote |
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Chi-Com dots will put LaRue out of business. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Herp Derp Dis Gud Lawls Serious Business
Looking real hard at the PA Micro Dots for my AR budget pistol I built. It's just going to be a fun range blaster, but I wanted to put a dot on it. Any experience with these? Aimpoint PRO. /thread You should feel bad for being so poor. Buy once, cry once. Chi-Com dots will put LaRue out of business. |
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Let's not start on leather purses. I dont see the appeal of a Leather briefcase that costs as much as gun Then you are probably also a communist, demonstrate impatience with old people, and often kick puppies. <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/THR-Thumper/media/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/THR-Thumper/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg</a> And there he is. and...who are you? Edit: Ah...a 33 post per day 14'er. Makes sense. Carry on. *snort* |
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OP: Want to do something nice for the wife this evening, any ideas?
FP: She's cheating on you. Clear out the accounts. Lawyer up. 2ndP: OP is a manlet. Where are your balls? She should be doing something for you 3rdP: FPNI. She's banging your friend. Fuck her mother. 4thP: We have rules here... 5thP: I bet she picked out her own wedding ring. |
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Originally Posted By: Herp Originally Posted By: Derp Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe Hey guys, my son is having life-saving cancer surgery tomorrow, but my boss wants me to come in to work 5 extra shifts. Do you think I'd be wrong to ask for the day off? View Quote So you don't like having a job? Nice FSA attitude. View Quote If I was your boss I'd fucking fire your ass just for thinking about asking. View Quote I've worked 500-hour weeks before and was grateful to have a job. Pussies like you are the reason this country has no work ethic anymore. View Quote My wife and child died in a fire and I missed their funerals because my boss asked me to work overtime. That's how you get ahead in a job. |
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Quoted: Originally Posted By: Herp Originally Posted By: BroW/coolstory Originally Posted By: OnlyTheBest Originally Posted By: OP I found this inexpensive alcoholic beverage at a place just down the street from my house. The owner said they always have some in stock. I think it is my new go-to beverage of choice View Quote View Quote View Quote View Quote You all have it wrong. If you're not drinking a blend of Moroccan Honey Bee Legs from the Holy Grail every night how can you possibly expect to live forever? I had to beat this out of the hands of some Nazis. View Quote |
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Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I'm looking at getting this tattoo to remember my grandpa, I thought it would be great to honor him with it. View Quote Dirty Inkie View Quote Have fun not working the rest of your life. View Quote /thread View Quote FPNI View Quote |
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