Posted: 3/18/2012 2:09:29 PM EDT
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The ARFCOM Legal Code
Clearly, The Code of Hamurabbi. English Common Law and the Napoleonic Code ain't got shit on ARF's Legal Eagles!!!!! In ancient days it was handed down by Aimless and NoloContendere et. al. that No Woman may be tried for sexual abuse of a teenage boy without photographic evidence. Her guilt or innocence will be determined by her hotness and physical dimensions. In short, If You Would HIt, You Must Acquit When an ARFCOMer posts of some physical complaint, then the first reply post claiming "dibs" on guns and equipment and even wife are considered legally binding and supersede any Will and Testament of said ailing ARFCOMer, in the event he should succumb to "the AIDS" or other illness. Douchery in the EE is punishable by "dick punching" and "curb stomping" without recourse to any appeal save that to a cranky Penguin. 
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The "L" in "nolo" should not be capitalized, unless, perhaps, you capitalized the whole thing.
__________________________________________________________________ Cross-platform gun database/electronic bound book (v1.3.2) (and the original thread). «nolite confidere in principibus, in filiis hominum quibus non est salus» |
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The "L" in "nolo" should not be capitalized, unless, perhaps, you capitalized the whole thing. __________________________________________________________________ Cross-platform gun database/electronic bound book (v1.3.2) (and the original thread). «nolite confidere in principibus, in filiis hominum quibus non est salus» Thank you. Will Fix. |
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If you'd hit it, you must aquit it. http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/uploads/johnny-cochran.jpg I glad we didn't go with any "if the ––––––––- fits, you must aquit" scenarios. 
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Any mention of female significant other must include photos of said female SO. Any interesting occurence talked about must be accompanied by an MS Paint diagram, or it didn't happen. Any post with numbers in it must have "87" in it, or must illicit an answer of "87" in the first two replies. "Pie" is also an acceptable answer. Any poll must have the option of "Pie" as one of the things to be voted on. If Plain Jane gets in a thread, you must clean up your language immediately and try to act like gentlemen instead of the crude fuckin' heathens you really are. |
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No poster shall not post an image of a female without attire covering the body in an acceptable and decent manner, except where the poster has paid annual tribute to ARFCOM, and has henceforth been granted access to the hallowed halls of BOTD. However, if said female is hot enough, another Arfcommer or Arfcommers may pay the first individuals annual tribute for the express purpose of the first individual posting said pics to BOTD. |
