[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Stop it. (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 9/9/2013 6:48:28 PM EDT
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. |
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And once you get all that figured out, makesure to hit the enter key frequently. This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out how to wrap text yet. I definitely don't want to see more than about eight words on the same line. The horror. I do it so people with short attention spans don't get lost. 
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Quoted: Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. |
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And once you get all that figured out, makesure to hit the enter key frequently. This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out how to wrap text yet. I definitely don't want to see more than about eight words on the same line. The horror. A haiku pattern From hell, most likely 13'ers Text wrap is for tools |
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. 
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Quoted: I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches. Quoted: Quoted: How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason? I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches. But I do, however, approve of your avatar, Steve. |
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Quoted: A haiku pattern From hell, most likely 13'ers Text wrap is for tools Quoted: Quoted: And once you get all that figured out, makesure to hit the enter key frequently. This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out how to wrap text yet. I definitely don't want to see more than about eight words on the same line. The horror. A haiku pattern From hell, most likely 13'ers Text wrap is for tools Second line too long Syllables numbering eight Watch your step on porch
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason? I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches. But I do, however, approve of your avatar, Steve. She touched my peppy.
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Quoted: Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. Only purists side with your logic. Shakespeare would bite his thumb at you.
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. Only purists side with your logic. Shakespeare would bite his thumb at you. Yes, because all the people doing these things are expressing genius which refuses to be bound by convention. |