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Posted: 9/9/2013 6:48:28 PM EDT


Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason.







Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.







Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.







Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch.  I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it.  And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.

 
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:50:39 PM EDT
[#1]
Somebody had to say it.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:50:43 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:51:45 PM EDT
[#3]
I just ate five Taco Bell bean burritos.  Let me know if you need help with the shit storm.



I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse.

Punctuation matters.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:52:30 PM EDT
[#4]
o'K b'R'o. B'u'T I w'Ou'L'd'N't R'e'C'oM'm'N'd I't
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:53:05 PM EDT
[#5]
I don't Believe that youll, shit on my Porch.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:53:06 PM EDT
[#6]
Why Should I care; If someone, use's, Punctuation, wrong, On THE Internet,?
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:53:09 PM EDT
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You're just a regular enforcer, aren't you?
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:54:06 PM EDT
[#8]
Guess I'm done posting for the rest of my life
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:54:44 PM EDT
[#9]
And once you get all that figured out, make
sure to hit the enter key frequently.




This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out

how to wrap text

yet.




I definitely don't want to see more than about eight

words on the same line.




The horror.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:55:21 PM EDT
[#10]
The new thing is using single quotes, it's as if no one knows how to quote anymore.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:55:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:55:37 PM EDT
[#12]
Fine. Ill Start Capitalizing Every Word And Stop Using Apostrophes. Thats What Im Going To Do.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:55:42 PM EDT
[#13]
What the Fuck are' you, talkin BOut OP? your a Dumb Ass.
















Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:56:20 PM EDT
[#14]
Old-school teachers would tell you not to start a sentence with a conjunction. For that matter, old school teachers would probably say the same thing.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:56:39 PM EDT
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And once you get all that figured out, makesure to hit the enter key frequently.

This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out
how to wrap text
yet.

I definitely don't want to see more than about eight
words on the same line.

The horror.
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I do it so people with short attention spans don't get lost.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:56:47 PM EDT
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason.
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Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.







Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.







Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch.  I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it.  And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.
 
no one Cares ....








 
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:57:06 PM EDT
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And once you get all that figured out, makesure to hit the enter key frequently.

This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out
how to wrap text
yet.

I definitely don't want to see more than about eight
words on the same line.

The horror.
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A haiku pattern
From hell, most likely 13'ers
Text wrap is for tools
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:57:18 PM EDT
[#18]


',
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:57:34 PM EDT
[#19]
Some of you guys are wound a little tight
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:57:35 PM EDT
[#20]
This Has Got to Stop; or else- it will get Out of hand,crazy.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:58:11 PM EDT
[#21]
How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason?
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:58:49 PM EDT
[#22]
It'''' s my Art. Would you, deny, Picasso his Brush?
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:59:10 PM EDT
[#23]
Dont te'll me what to Do.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:59:14 PM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:59:18 PM EDT
[#25]
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason.

Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.

Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.

Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch.  I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it.  And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.
 
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Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:59:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:01:06 PM EDT
[#27]
I have concluded EVERYONE is OCD.

Just in entirely different ways.

Like, if YOU weren't OCD, my OCD wouldn't bug you so much......

Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:01:38 PM EDT
[#28]
My dog will eat it, so i'm not Scared.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:03:39 PM EDT
[#29]
Don't tell me what to do.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:03:48 PM EDT
[#30]
I understand...........completely.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:05:20 PM EDT
[#31]
O'K Dude, I Will, Not,Do That,,,,
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:07:25 PM EDT
[#32]
I do it for emphasis
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:07:50 PM EDT
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I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:08:14 PM EDT
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What? Use bad syntax?
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:08:52 PM EDT
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',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',,',',',',',',',',',',',,',',',',',',',',',',;;;;,,;,;,,',',',';,m';.,',.;,,;',.',;,;,';,;,';,;;p,l,;';,.;,;,;,;',;,;,';,.;,;,;,;,;,;_.;'.;.';.';.';.';.';.';.';;.p.';p;p.';.';.';';p',.';.';.,';,';,.';.'
.';.;'

Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:10:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:10:51 PM EDT
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I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches.
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How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason?


 
I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches.
I'm sorry you disapprove.

 



But I do, however, approve of your avatar, Steve.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:10:53 PM EDT
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A haiku pattern

From hell, most likely 13'ers

Text wrap is for tools
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And once you get all that figured out, makesure to hit the enter key frequently.



This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out

how to wrap text

yet.



I definitely don't want to see more than about eight

words on the same line.



The horror.





A haiku pattern

From hell, most likely 13'ers

Text wrap is for tools


Second line too long

 
Syllables numbering eight

Watch your step on porch
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:12:24 PM EDT
[#39]
My Dog will eat your shit, bite you on the ass and then lick you in the mouth with your own shit and blood on his tongue.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:13:54 PM EDT
[#40]
OP is loosing it over grammer errers , wow.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:13:57 PM EDT
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What? Use bad syntax?
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I do it for emphasis


What? Use bad syntax?

Suck it trebek
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:16:22 PM EDT
[#42]
You''''l'l  Never make it Past's my  DriVeway i Have killer cOOn dogs'!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:18:00 PM EDT
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Suck it trebek
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I do it for emphasis




What? Use bad syntax?


Suck it trebek




 
Nice.  Your porch is safe.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:18:21 PM EDT
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How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason?


 
I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches.
I'm sorry you disapprove.  



But I do, however, approve of your avatar, Steve.




 
She touched my peppy.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:18:58 PM EDT
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This. Only three dots are ever needed.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:20:55 PM EDT
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason.
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Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.




Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.




Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch.  I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it.  And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.
 
Many would say it's a natural evolution of the language.

 



Only purists side with your logic. Shakespeare would bite his thumb at you.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:22:37 PM EDT
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But lots of Very Important Things should get the pronoun treatment.

ETA I have a little trick regarding apostrophes: unless you are writing dialog, do not use abbreviations. Do so will eliminate about 90% of instances where you can misuse an apostrophe.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:24:00 PM EDT
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My I-phone Capitalize"s stuff on it,s own.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:24:05 PM EDT
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason.




Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.




Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.




Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch.  I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it.  And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.
 
Many would say it's a natural evolution of the language.  



Only purists side with your logic. Shakespeare would bite his thumb at you.




 
Yes, because all the people doing these things are expressing genius which refuses to be bound by convention.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:24:11 PM EDT
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Hmm, are you allergic to comma splices?
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