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Posted: 9/9/2013 6:48:28 PM EDT
Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. |
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I just ate five Taco Bell bean burritos. Let me know if you need help with the shit storm.
I helped my uncle jack off a horse. I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse. Punctuation matters. |
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Why Should I care; If someone, use's, Punctuation, wrong, On THE Internet,?
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And once you get all that figured out, make
sure to hit the enter key frequently. This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out how to wrap text yet. I definitely don't want to see more than about eight words on the same line. The horror.
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The new thing is using single quotes, it's as if no one knows how to quote anymore.
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Fine. Ill Start Capitalizing Every Word And Stop Using Apostrophes. Thats What Im Going To Do.
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Old-school teachers would tell you not to start a sentence with a conjunction. For that matter, old school teachers would probably say the same thing.
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And once you get all that figured out, makesure to hit the enter key frequently. This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out how to wrap text yet. I definitely don't want to see more than about eight words on the same line. The horror. View Quote I do it so people with short attention spans don't get lost. |
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Quoted: Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. View Quote Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. |
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And once you get all that figured out, makesure to hit the enter key frequently. This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out how to wrap text yet. I definitely don't want to see more than about eight words on the same line. The horror. View Quote A haiku pattern From hell, most likely 13'ers Text wrap is for tools |
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How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason?
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. View Quote |
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I have concluded EVERYONE is OCD.
Just in entirely different ways. Like, if YOU weren't OCD, my OCD wouldn't bug you so much...... |
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Quoted: I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason? I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches. But I do, however, approve of your avatar, Steve. |
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Quoted: A haiku pattern From hell, most likely 13'ers Text wrap is for tools View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: And once you get all that figured out, makesure to hit the enter key frequently. This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out how to wrap text yet. I definitely don't want to see more than about eight words on the same line. The horror. A haiku pattern From hell, most likely 13'ers Text wrap is for tools Second line too long Syllables numbering eight Watch your step on porch
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My Dog will eat your shit, bite you on the ass and then lick you in the mouth with your own shit and blood on his tongue.
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You''''l'l Never make it Past's my DriVeway i Have killer cOOn dogs'!!!!!
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason? I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches. But I do, however, approve of your avatar, Steve. She touched my peppy.
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Quoted: Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. View Quote Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. Only purists side with your logic. Shakespeare would bite his thumb at you.
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But lots of Very Important Things should get the pronoun treatment.
ETA I have a little trick regarding apostrophes: unless you are writing dialog, do not use abbreviations. Do so will eliminate about 90% of instances where you can misuse an apostrophe. |
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Quoted: View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. Only purists side with your logic. Shakespeare would bite his thumb at you. Yes, because all the people doing these things are expressing genius which refuses to be bound by convention. |
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